Hunger Games Simulator

Crujo the creepy stalker.

Perfect opposite of Mr. Teralyst the Gentle Giant over here on my side.

Yes, the imgur images worked.

There goes Mitty...

Now there's a bunch of zombies flying around in Y-Wings.

Maybe I shouldn't have nominated Julien. I was kinda going for Cute and Psycho.

Night Two

• Of course Hagalaz would win at laser tag. She's a god!
• Biskit orders Shinryu to kneel before him. I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
• Shocker! Crujo actually gets a kill!
• Why would a ukulele need a Necronomicon?
• Bea has an embarrassing secret.
• Devil Ned chooses to cosplay as a tribute that makes sense for someone like him.
• Hellboy has an unspeakable fetish, apparently.
• A guitar is somehow able to kill someone after they manage to offend it. Somehow.

Day Three◊

• Bill isn't going down today, Yuichi! Sorry.
• The zombie Golden Squadron gets a power boost. That doesn't sound good for the other tributes.
• How does a ukulele do that?.. I personally would have expected that from Crujo.
• A drinking contest between Cleo and Molly! One of them wins, but at a terrible cost.
• Crujo loses an eye but narrowly avoids death.. for now.
• I think lowercase a is losing it. Mitty already killed President Snow! I'm surprised the authorities went along with it.
• Ned is impatient. Also, why were Mike and Chester using the port-a-potty together?
• More ant-related animal cruelty.
• Chang uses a clever disguise to kill another tribute.
• Bea and UPPERCASE B take turns beating another tribute to death. This wouldn't be as amusing if not for their names.

DEATHS◊: Voldo, Shovel Knight, Cleo, Clover, Hellboy

Disclaimer: The new image for Night Two is missing, so I had to use the old image. Will replace the link once I have the new image.

edited 17th Oct '17 6:20:33 AM by worldofdrakan

Smokey, you'd better but that fire breath or yours out since it'll be ironic of you to accidentally start a forest fire yourself.

Battle Music

• Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Boss - Cortez

I could totally see Sarge locking people in the perfume department.

You had one job, Hellboy.

I wonder if Shovel Knight's grave would be dug with his own shovel.

x5 Well, Chester and Mike 're (yes, weird shortening intended) famous for being inseperable. And that would be something for Bennoda shippers (even after it sank with Chester's Real Life suicide); for better or for worse, I guess.

@Troper Yep, that's completely what I thought when Marlin and Nemo turned into taped-knife-in-the-eyes version of Kano on Mitty as I ran this season.

edited 16th Oct '17 8:47:17 PM by dave_the_assassin

I love how Nanachi is still a Lethal Chef even at here.

For attacking with his back turned so much, it's no wonder Voldo got unblockable'd.

ICE CREAM! GET'CHER BLUEBERRY, BLACKBERRY, BANANA, BANOFFEE, AND BUBBLEGUM ICE CREAM HERE!!!

Yuichi is not having a good time right now...

Niko is at least hanging on...

And Biskit appears to be a Handicapped Badass.

Okay... so far, so good. Now let's wait.

DANG IT CLOVER YOU WERE SO VIOLENT THEN YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN AND DIED

Night Three◊

• Seriously, what is it with you tributes and killing innocent ants this Season?!
• Biskit and Amber each start a gang.
• Not only is Crujo killed, but he is killed by my other tribute. Oh well, at least he went down as the second Ben 10 character to have ever gotten a kill.
• A guitar is depressed.
• Cynder has some choice words for a letter, of all things.
• There's your headscratcher for the Season. Marlin and Nemo down look at their reflection in a body of water despite already being fishes in water.
• Smokey is a cruel, cruel bear, killing another tribute, and I quote, "gleefully."
• A large cast of tributes re-enacts a Shakespearean comedy.
• Did Molly just commit an act of cannibalism? You be the judge!

Day Four◊

• A guitar is capable of having a trademark favorite food? Who knew!
• A couple of dragons fight, but neither is killed.
• Nanachi suffers a gruesome death at the hands of a letter, of all things.
• Eidolon gets worfed. Big time.
• Molly gives a heartfelt eulogy at Eidolon's funeral.
• Sarge makes a deal with the devil duo Mike and Chester.
• Biskit regrets starting a gang.
• The zombie Gold Squadron somehow gets even more terrifying. They each lay an egg which hatches into creepy, violent CGI pig baby, and they all gang up on another tribute.

DEATHS◊: Crujo, Rainbow Quartz, Nanachi, Eidolon Teralyst, lowercase a

edited 17th Oct '17 7:55:57 AM by worldofdrakan

Team B has officially outlived Team A!

Th*t new event needs fixing.

*nd I w*s worried th*t Smok(e)y turned *g*inst their fellow fusion R*inbow, but then I remembered they died while doing it with lowerc*se b two d*ys *go.

Sorry for those asterisks, but I can't use any A's anymore.

edited 17th Oct '17 6:48:39 AM by TroperNo9001

I know there's a B emoji joke to be made about this.

man, and I thought I had caught all of them... well, guess that's up to the next runner

Were you referring to the "One Step Closer" event? Yeah, I didn't realize it until now. Maybe we need to remove all the caps on that part, except for "BREAK!"

Yeah, definitely.

x4 Isn't it supposed to be the opposite on Sarge, Chester and Mike? Chester and Mike being the devils and making a deal with Sarge?

Mwanwhile, I can also see Chester having flashbacks of the time he left Vi and Doomfist to die, only for the cornucopia to ate him the next day.

edited 17th Oct '17 7:52:05 AM by dave_the_assassin