Hunger Games Simulator

The day I look away, 17 dies as well. Oh well, he was Kirby anyway. Time for someone new!

A Promising President◊ and Magenta Magenta!◊

And some events, because why not.

(Player1) catches a pokemon and spends entire day bonding with it, only to accidentally drop its pokeball off a cliff.

(Player1) declares that (he/she1) will be the next hokage.

(Player1) and (Player2) fuse to fight (Player3), (he/she3) is no match for their combined might!

(Player1) and (Player2) fuse to fight (Player3), but they drag the fight for too long and defuse. (Player3) kills them both.

(Player1) and (Player2) device a complicated plan to kill (Player3), but (Player2) messes it it up and gets (himself/herself2) killed instead.

(Player1) tried to measure (Player2)'s power level with a scouter, only to have it blow up and kill (him/her1).

(Player1) tried to measure (Player2)'s power level with a scouter, only to have it blow up and annoy (him/her1).

(Player1) spends entire night finding a theme song for (himself/herself1).

Oh, here's another fatal event suggestion from me:

(Player1) claws (his/her1) way down (Player2)'s throat and tears out (his/her2) very soul.

A variation of a previous custom event:

(Player 1) freezes (Player 2) solid with liquid nitrogen, then melts (him/her2) with a flamethrower.

Next game nominations:

Team Henry Stickmin: Henry Stickmin[1]◊ and Ellie[2]◊

Reserves: Team Yandere Simulator: Yandere-Chan[3]◊ and Senpai[4]◊

some more suggestions:

• (Player1) depletes (Player2)'s stamina with a tranquilizer pistol. [FATAL P2, P1 KILLER]
• (Player1) rips and tears (Player2)'s guts, which turn out to be huge. [FATAL P2, P1 KILLER]
  • Alternatively: (Player1) rips and tears (Player2)'s guts. (Player2) is huge! That means (he/she2) has huge guts!
• (Player1) falls in radioactive waste; now (he/she1)'s radioactive! That can't be good!
• (Player1) revives a fallen (Player2) with a Phoenix Down.
• (Player1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player2) with a Phoenix Down. (He/She1) does.
• (Player1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player2) with a Phoenix Down. (He/She1) doesn't. [FATAL P2, P1 KILLER]

edited 3rd Feb '17 2:32:02 PM by Mk_97

I've got an event idea.

(Player 1) tries to knock (Player 2) off a cliff, but (he/she2) dodges out of the way, causing (Player 1) to fall instead. [Fatal P1]

edited 3rd Feb '17 2:37:35 PM by Cybersbe

I don't think dead tributes can be revived...

Well then have them die in the same event.

Any "revival" event probably wouldn't actually have the tribute being revived die in the first place.

The implication is that they died and then were immediately revived within the same half-day.

Team Money: Loadsamoney◊ and Recette and Tear◊

I finally have the time to make screens and host. I promise not to add the event I nuked, not even in any game that I post in the side stories thread. I hereby apologize for squicking you out.

While we're at it, have some more events:

• (Player1) tells (Player2) that it says "Gullible" in the sky. (He/she1) then steals (Player2)'s lungs while (he/she2)'s distracted. (Hey, a fatal Organ Theft event!)
• (Player1) kills (Player2), but (Player3) revives (him/her2).
• (Player1) kills (Player2), but feels bad for it and revives (him/her2).

I'll also remove the Kirby and Spy events for being too confusing. Is that okay?

Eh, I wouldn't remove them outright. Remove them from the Bloodbath and Feast, and make it so that the Kirby event only happens in the day and the Spy event only happens at night, that way there's only a small chance of them happening more than once per game.

Gotcha. Also, do you mind if I change the keikaku event to this, for the sake of those who don't understand Japanese, since the translator's note seems awkward?

• (Player1) comes up with an elaborate plan to assassinate (Player2). (He/She1) succeeds.

Oh, the perks of not being an otaku.

Also, the Icarus Allusion event couldn't fit, so I made it such that both tributes fall to their deaths for flying too close to the sun.

edited 5th Feb '17 1:50:20 AM by TroperNo9001

Nah, leave it. It's a Death Note meme◊.

Speaking of Death Note memes:

[Player1] takes a potato chip... AND EATS IT!

edited 3rd Feb '17 9:12:56 PM by DatLonerGirl

Etrian Odyssey events. And yes, the F.O.E. thing is a meme.

Nonlethal:

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) take on a F.O.E. and win.

Lethal:

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) take on a F.O.E. and lose.

edited 3rd Feb '17 9:26:27 PM by TheGamechanger

Since we have a few events of players getting banned for cheating, I had an idea. Kind of a semi-joking one I don't expect you guys to actually implement, but...

Arena Event: The mighty Gabe Newell decides to visit the arena.

Surviving Event: (Player1) plays it cool and avoids Gaben.

Lethal Event 1: (Player1) gets caught noclipping through walls and is VAC banned by Gaben.

Lethal Event 2: (Player1) gets backstabbed by Gaben's Spy.

Lethal Event 3: (Player1) and (Player2) are cast for roles in Half-Life 3, and therefore no longer exist.

Lethal Event 4: (Player1) and (Player2) join Gaben's team and assist him in killing (Player3).

Lethal Event 5: (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) try to stop a Gaben. It fails, and they die.

edited 3rd Feb '17 9:29:06 PM by Anomalocaris20

Could we start soon? Something happened and I want to get my mind off of it...

@Ano: I very much approve of that proposed event.

@9001: I'm cool with you hosting.

Welcome to Season 117 of the-- (a vine comes out of nowhere and grabs my mike, then my current avatar pops out from the ground) Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower! Let me just make this one quick. Remember tributes,    in these Games, it's kill or be killed!   

Oookay, thanks for those opening remarks...

• And without further ado, let the carnage begin!
  • Kralkatorrik spreads sand on some thermal panels.
  • Cinder tries to kill Segata the same way she killed Pyrrha, but somehow misses and kills Luigi instead.
  • Sven excitedly licks Doug in the head.
  • Bread shares some plain, "healthy" food with a Muppet, not-Pikachu, and a stick girl.
  • With her advisor, Recette does what a shopkeeper does.
  • Joseph once again has enough with being in the Games, but changes his mind and goes to the beach to clear his mind off it.
  • Maximus stops to smell the flowers, but sneezes.
  • Looks like someone broke her promise to make a contract.
  • Doomsday establishes himself with an appropriately named attack.
  • Sanae and Kleever scramble the cornucopia for some fresh ingredients for the MasterChef host.
• Day 1
  • After that relaxing stroll at the beach, Joseph feels that he's become confident enough to be the final boss.
  • Good thing that's just a Slash Fic, or else it'd be World's Sharpest Knife(TM)/Kefka all over again.
  • The Elder Dragons start a hunting party.
  • Gordon finds out about Matt's dark secrets.
  • What's Bob got against reindeers?
  • How does a sword tap-dance?
  • Sanae sees the monkfish out of water and revives him before throwing him back into the sea.
  • Loadsamoney receives, well...
  • Ellie immediately mourns Henry's death.
  • Despite his absentmindedness, Bunsen still manages to get past those lasers and bullets to defeat Clownpiece in a fight.
  • Interspecies Romance.
  • Cinder dusts off the same thermal panels that Kralkatorrik spread sand on.
  • Doomsday is still on a roll, breaking through Mimikyu's disguise so hard it gets damaged beyond repair.
• Deaths: Luigi, A Promising President, Henry Stickmin, and Mimikyu

I wonder if it's too late for the tributes to do a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... Then again, only four died so I guess we're in the clear.

Battle Music:

• PEPSI ☆ MAN

edited 4th Feb '17 12:17:47 AM by TheGamechanger

bwahahahaha Loadsamoney, right on the money with that timing.

Maximus/Chef Excellence OTP.

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