Hunger Games Simulator

Shame on you Jack! Do you not recognize who you're asking?

That commissar must have been a heretic, since he died immediately.

Anyway, Miia is doing well.

So Patrick killed Belkar... Well, I suppose someone had to take out the psychotic Halfling.

Toaster is shown love, Toaster kills.

You know Aida, declaring yourself the Final Boss rarely goes well...

Okay, I'm awake, let's keep going.

Night 3

Bing has just lost his chill.

The other tributes hear some buzzing.

Who chose to give Fegelein that?

Sai should really break away from those Plasma blades.

I love how that band has normal people and Hitler.

Noisemaster silences Firion.

I'm pretty sure she's going to die soon.

Kung Jin shoots an arrow at the screen and breaks it.

Well, it is the worlds largest spider.

So the toaster relives his movie with his almost-murderer.

Patrick was always too loud.

A Robotic Reveal.

Day 4

Why is everyone working with Hitler?

I think Breezy stole it.

Kung Jin tries to be Scorpion.

That's the most anticlimactic kill I've ever seen.

Wow, does Vinegar remind everyone of Buu?

An epic swords woman match.

Blonic trolls a bug.

How does a spider make a dance craze?

Wasabi loves duels.

Sai keeps getting more and more ironic.

[1]

And that's how Patrick learned the hard way that there's a reason Jack's nickname is the Psychotic Biotic. Speaking of which, I'm not surprised that a powerful sorceress and an equally powerful biotic wound up fighting to a draw.

How appropriate for Noisemaster to be in a musical battle. I bet Wasabi's singing Immortals.

And poor Tenkai. First she lost one of her kidneys, and then she had to pull a Bear Grylls.

Hmm, there should be a robotic reveal one. Like maybe they reveal themselves to be a robot or Mechawhatevertheirnameis.

C'mon, Kung Jin, you're a Shaolin. Show the other tributes you're just as competent as Liu Kang and Kung Lao.

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey II - Guardians of the Sorrowful Ice

Night 4

That book's going to get burned.

That victory was magic hax.

Wires and cords are now left everywhere.

Blonic steps on a bug and takes out an actual animal.

Cherie sees her teammate joking about her, but she leaves.

Bing is a monster!

Hitler sees Fegelein's distress and drinks his sorrows.

Dear diary, found another body again today.

So much for the man of science.

A spider swings a baseball bat, with predictable results.

Day 5

Kirby strikes again.

Sai's ear rape went on to Noisemaster.

Teammates get into a snowball fight.

People screw around with Nazis and biotics.

Tenkai's killing spree comes to an end.

Well than, she probably enjoyed it.

Toaster remembers being an appliance.

Well, Bing is male, but as he once said. "I took a leap of faith and took a lot of damage."

Deaths

The parenthesis in the Kirby event need to be fixed.

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey II - Scarlet Rain

Looks like Jack and the Chief Sorceress are about to have a rivalry not unlike Tom and Arnold's.

And if Tenkai was trying to get back at Riddick for the kidney theft, well... she should've kept better track of whose drink was whose.

Oh hey, Keaton's also a Dojima, except that he was disowned.

And looks like Blonic couldn't go fast enough.

edited 2nd Feb '17 7:44:34 AM by TroperNo9001

Tenkai, you idiot.

Absorbing androids to get a power boost, where have I seen this before?

Makes sense as to why Keaton, Nanu, and Dojima were all having dinner together early on, they're all related! Wait, does this mean that Nanu and Dojima are Wolfskins too?

Dun-dun-dun!

It would make sense if Nanu and Dojima were related though. Grumpy police uncles!

edited 2nd Feb '17 8:56:35 AM by Revaryk

Can't view the pictures. Is Miia dead?

No

Huh, you know, snowball fights have happened in the extras of the comic multiple times. They are usually on the same side though.

http://namesakecomic.com/comic/the-great-snowball-fight

http://namesakecomic.com/comic/happy-new-year-from-namesake

Okay, let's keep going!

Night 5

That's a loud chess match.

An uneasy alliance is formed.

Riddick and his ally kill Hitler.

Wow, people really hate Blonic.

Bing uses Sai's body for his own deeds.

Mia probably could've just squeezed him.

How does a Toaster weild weapons?

Day 6

We have another spy in the arena.

That's quite the loud crunch.

Bing gets some relational help.

Boy, a lot of people hate snakes.

That toaster needs to stop.

Android 17 could've just used his fists.

Deaths

At least Hitler had the last laugh on Fegelein since he outlasted the real Fegelein.

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey II - Inspecting the Resounding Weapons

The Spy and Kirby events seem to happen a little too frequently for something so unconventional. I'd recommend halving their frequency by making them only occur during day or night rather than both.

Perhaps Kirby for day and Spy for night.