Hunger Games Simulator

Dammit, Nariko, get your act together.

I can only assume that the Group Hug was Cure Lovely's idea, and it actually doesn't surprise me to see her eliminate some of the competition with explosives either.

Not sure why Cure Fortune is getting herself involved in these things at night, and I probably don't want to know.

• Night 2
  • Syo catches two lovebirds in action.
  • That's guaranteed to be one of the game's most disturbing ghost story sessions.
  • I bet that Death Metal band has 'Blood' and 'Skull' in its name.
  • Did Katara buy a smartphone from Republic City in the future?
• Day 3
  • Patchouli does a tea party with some unlikely guests.
  • A demonslayer and a monster (technically) go hunting together..
  • Celes refuses to kill who was once her "schoolmate".
  • Carlos, Katara, and Caron make Mikey able to dance!
  • Rorschach got mauled by a dragon, while Cure Fortune literally calls it quits.
• Deaths in order: Rorschach, Cure Fortune (though technically, she's not dead..)

edited 2nd Jul '16 4:12:02 AM by DarkDestruction

I'm sure that Carlos brought his weird instrument from the haunted house episode.

I wonder if Syo ships that pairing?

Giygas must have one hell of a ghost story to tell.

Wait, he's pretty much a walking ghost story, anyway.

edited 2nd Jul '16 6:45:26 AM by InfinityRyujin

Y'know, I've always wondered how ghost stories, of all things, were supposed to lighten the mood.

Sometimes, it's fun to be scared!

edited 2nd Jul '16 7:05:28 AM by TroperNo9001

• Night 3
  • Another huge group hug, this time with Papyrus as the receiver.
  • Giygas and...aaaaaaahhh!
  • Cure Lovely gives Nariko some shelter.
  • Man, I'd pay to watch that card game.
• Day 4
  • Cure Lovely bosses around Jesse at killing people.
  • Hello, Chris Hansen? I have here another woman acting very suspiciously around a little girl...
  • Papyrus temporarily appeases Wasp with some self-made spaghetti.
  • Syo understandably books it upon encountering Giygas.
  • That's rather uncharacteristic of Khorne to be merciful.
• Deaths in order: Dante

Excuse me while I get some Brain Bleach...

And I think Carlos just picked up Flowey's corpse there...

Ugh... And I thought Mew/Palpatine was bad, but this... Excuse me while I go purge this from my mind. Giygas, I knew you were messed up, but Sweet Christmas, this is a new low for you.

Also, dammit, Jesse, what'd Dante ever do to you?

Papyrus: HEY! SORRY, DEAR HUMAN, BUT YOU KIND OF SMELL WEIRD!

Borodach: ...Shto? This isn't vodka and manure, guys, honest!

Wow...

• Night 4
  • 'twas not a lovely night for Cure Lovely...
  • It's not the fall that kills you, Borodach.
  • Maybe Wasp tricked Katara into drowning in her own bending water?
  • Giygas felt very dirty after what happened between him and Mikey.
  • Khorne recruits new cult members through the sleep-shift method.
• Day 5
  • Carlos and...aaaaaaaaaahhh!
  • At least Celes chose a far saner object of affection...
  • Khorne realizes that entertaining games could allow him to recruit more members.
  • YOU'RE NOT MEETING MY STANDARDS, HUMAN! -runs off-
• Deaths in order: Cure Lovely, Borodach, Katara

Seriously, what's gotten into the Ramon brothers?!

To be fair, Borodach survived scarier shit.

   It's... Not right, not right, not right...   

Celes/Jesse, huh...

Well, it could be worse.

• Night 5
  • I don't think the resulting photo from that group selfie will even be remotely comprehensible to an untainted eye...
  • I take back what I said - this orgy is even worse! Who had the idea for it in the first place anyway?!
• Day 6
  • Khorne gets...a group hug? Really? On the upside for him, free cultists!
  • Dragonite remotely dispatches Dust Man.
  • Caron gets the probably-once-per-season overkill treatment.
  • To be fair, it'd be impossible for Mikey to swim anyhow..
• Deaths in order: Dust Man, Caron, Mikey

But Mikey's got an inflatable raft◊ in his Super Wheelchair! Oh, and has Khorne converted everyone yet?

edited 2nd Jul '16 9:06:52 AM by TroperNo9001

Fuck this game.

So, Merida's decided to throw her lot in with Khorne, huh? I find this... Troubling, to say the least. And don't ask me who came up with this orgy idea.

edited 2nd Jul '16 10:05:12 AM by IchigoMontoya

• Night 6
  • A huge epic rap war breaks out!
  • Nariko, is, uh...
  • Naoto and Tsubaki consummate this season's first yuri pairing.
  • Carlos must've been to the Oregon Trail before he entered the arena..
• Day 7
  • Another round of bizarre and improbable card game to pass the time.
  • Looks like Jesse just became one very lucky Pokemon trainer..
  • The two Academy of Hope students engage in a posing contest.
  • You could say Patchouli was a bit too hungry for knowledge...
• Deaths in order: Carlos, Merida, Patchouli Knowlegde

C'mon, Jesse, why're you suddenly out to get my tributes?

Anyway, who would like to host Big Brother Simulation?