Could you not
ok, here's a broken yoyo
◊ and the sun
◊.
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
(Player1) receives a Play Station 2 with all the games that come with it from an unknown sponsor.
(Player1) receives an original Xbox with all the games that come with it from an unknown sponsor.
"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
Macha
Holy crap, Zabivaka. You savage! 
More Russia-related stuff:
- (Player1) receives a matryoshka of (Player2) from an unknown sponsor.
Strongest In History
If a broken yoyo offs my eldritch tech demon or my humanized serpent god, Imma be mad.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
She/Her | inactive for now
Aaaand there goes one of the unconventional tributes I was planning on nominating. :v
I guess I’ll just nominate the moon and... an unpeeled banana when the time comes, then. 
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As I said on Discord, you can just nominate the stars as part of Team Night Sky.
Also, if Psyche (or Zan) will be hosting, then who's gonna run?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:14:42 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
(Player1) hacks the arena speakers to play Despacito. (non-fatal)
(Player1), saddened by the death of the latest tribute to die, asks Alexa to play Despacito. (non-fatal)
Edited by worldofdrakan on Jul 2nd 2018 at 12:19:23 PM
She/Her | inactive for now
Welcome, everyone, to the beginning of Season 239, the prelude to our final Battle Royale! Here are the tributes that will be participating in this season!
Who will see their names upon the Hall of Fame, and can 9k1 and Infinity finally get a podium finisher for the Battle Royale? Let’s find out!
- There’s nothing worse than the first kill of the season being a betrayal. Might wanna take a shot and facepalm, Dave.
- Oh dear, one of 9k1’s tributes are gone already...
- Oh come on, that arcade machine is in perfectly fine condition!
- Sonic.EXE does what a creepypasta character does, except way more upfront.
- Riptor prepares for her inevitable fate.
- And everyone else just keep running, running, running.
- CD-i Ganon expects Dee Dee to fall down, never to be seen again, but she survives thanks to conveniently-placed clouds.
- An arcade machine crash-lands on two exhausted tributes, crushing them both beneath its weight.
- I think the fact that the sun is a tribute is shocking in and of itself.
- Were those floating heads making puns, by any chance?
- So you’re going to randomise things as always?
- Huge hybrid dino/With teeth sharp enough to kill/A dangerous beast
- Jack Jarvis annoys Mepps to death. Literally.
- A bunch of reptiles are your ancestors? Okay then...
- A half-dragon, half-human shows kindness towards an injured birb. Aww.
- Anyone want some good ol’ Mole butter on those pancakes?
- The Ice Bucket Challenge becomes a notable trend in the Panel de Pon universe.
DEATHS: Sunburst, Mikey and Papyrus, Squidward, Grand Pear, Hooaka, Mepps and Mole
This is the only update I can do tonight, so I’ll do another over 12 hours from now! I know, it’s a long time, I’m sorry, but things should pick up tomorrow!
Light and Hope
What the fuck, guys?! Is this my retribution for Alec?
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
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Sabin's imagining those punny bois encouraging him to give others a bad time? Uh oh...
...
...
...
Press F for their bros, though. (No rhyme intended.)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
At this point I'm not even surprised that one of my tributes died in the first update.
hey
Haha lolbit doesn't have shoulders the whole season is invalid
*jumps off cliff*
hey
[screaming in the distance]
Guess Cedric has used that library to learn about haikus...
Also #PressF for Dave.
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
I think the sim RNG is mad about losing the original save for last season as well. *presses F for Dave*
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Considering that RNGsus is a tribute... I guess he really had it out for him.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 3rd 2018 at 8:49:19 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Abathur
"CDI Ganon is featured in a Mc Donald's ad". God no, not another Mc Donald's related nightmare thing, I mean we have already that old Giygas/Ronald fusion...
Also I think that we've got the true antagonists of FFVI right here
Edited by Scipion3 on Jul 3rd 2018 at 6:16:10 PM
"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Join me, and I will make your burgers the GREATEST in Koridai! Or else... YOU WILL DIE "
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Underground's Star
Bloodbath:
Flowey:BYE *schloop* Bill Cipher:Oh look a sword! You can have it Sunny I got my own. *pulls out a sword made out of human body parts*
Day 1: Flowey:*spits out drink* Wait,that was a good drink hold on. *stops time and finishes drink* Wait,so you're on FIRE?!
Bill:*turns into a shark and moonwalks away*
Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~
Macha
Oh, Eustace, seems like you have gone back to your Jerkass ways, didn't you?
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).
She/Her | inactive for now
- Silly Flowey, you don’t even HAVE hands!
- The sun... I... er... I don’t even know how to explain this one.
- Junior Detectives? Aren’t you guys seniors?
- What DOES RN Gesus have in store for us this season, anyway?
- Looks like Yuki and Ame have been spending too much time on the Internet unsupervised...
- The punny bois geeeeet dunked on!
- I really don’t think Kitaeri-chan’s kicks are all that powerful anyway, considering her size.
- Fantasy!Kirishima becomes 20% manlier, just as he’s always dreamed.
- Indoraptor prepares for the kill, but his victim... somehow hatches an escape plan.
- PIANO!
- I don’t think Fantasy!Kirishima’s increased manliness helped much.
- Another betrayal, and one dino kills the other.
- The doggos befriend a meido. Aww!
- Okay, I can kind of get making Sims of Naga, Bill and Dubchich, even if they end up being humanoid versions, but... how the hell do you make a Sim of the sun!? And why would you make its life miserable!? The sun’s one of the many things keeping you alive, y’know! And who would waste their time making a civilisation of Tetris Attack Sims only to make their virtual lives miserable!?
- Kids don’t know how to kill stealthily around here.
- Dee Dee pisses off some relatives of her kind.
DEATHS: Carlos and Sans, CD-i Ganon, Julia Wicket, Riptor and Dee Dee.
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
I find it fitting for the Sinow Beat to torture virtual people, if only for it being a Demonic Spider in its source material.
Edit: Why are most of my recent tributes assholes?
Edited by Eredars on Jul 3rd 2018 at 9:42:28 AM
"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
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If nominating my tributes was Stage 3, then this might as well be Stage 4.
RIP 9k1's 221-Season Streak
Seasons 19-239
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 4th 2018 at 12:39:20 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Edited by TheGamechanger on Jul 2nd 2018 at 11:42:39 AM
The League of Heroes