Hunger Games Simulator

Night 2

• The Bully Bulldog effect is still here.
• Endeavour decides he Would Hurt a Child. He fails in his plans.
• The irony of Gaster being spooped.
• So Phoenix likes horses, but not deer?
• Local Mafia Boss Calls Out Cthulhu For Being Misanthrope
• Calling out for being racist x2 combo!
• Karate Dad lives to his name... kind of.
• Dark arts. Dinosaurs. Demons. All a recipe for some cool.

Day 3

• There's one voice line I know Spy would use in this scenario.
• Speaking of The Incredibles, Dad Egbert should've watched it before trying that.
• Now that explains his superpowers.
• Call me wrong for this, but I can see Phoenix having a refined cuppa.
• Vegeta strangles some people with red string.
• What? You shouldn't trust someone with "Killer" in their nickname to play nice!
• And there goes the glitch dragon.
• I can see Spike just looking at the screen, stunned, with an Ash Face before melting into a pile of ash.

Fallen Tributes

Great, one of my tributes killed the other one. Why can't they cooperate?

Did Spy just stamp out Cthulhu?

Dammit, I missed this season.

Don't you just love it when your tribute does nothing interesting and dies of natural causes? I would have at least appreciated a fight!

Night 3:

• I don't actually think he cared about what it was.
• I can see Tyke plushies being a thing.
• RIP car racing, not enough people knew about its existence?
• Rock Zilla is being a stalker. Looked pretty crazy already.
• Vegeta doesn't take well to people impersonating Mr Satan.
• Giovanni's Nidoking used Ice Beam! 2 tributes died!
• Charlie suspects something... fishy about Marlin's video preferences.
• I wouldn't accept that challenge if I were you, Oliver.
• Darm heard about the fall of the other demon lord and is reduced to grief.
• The Power of Rock trumps superpowers, apparently.

Day 4

• Phoenix has another Spot Of Tea.
• Mike instantly regrets killing Mr Incredible and instigates a murder-suicide on the remaining pony.
• When will karma catch up with Vegeta, again?
• Spy may kill and take pleasure out of it like Purple Guy, but, quoting Sniper: "Professionals have standards."
• Tyke may have contrived a new element with his Magic Puppy powers.
• OH MY GOOOOOD!!! He really IS a creep, isn't he?!
• Being a glitch can have interesting effects on your body.

Fallen Tributes

edited 17th Jun '18 10:54:49 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Huh, seems like Phoenix really likes tea...

My tributes have actually been pretty in-character so far. Also, yay Gaster for getting first kill! And yay both of you for not dying!

Of all accents to choose from, Marlin could not have picked a more PERFECT one!

Ugh, my unlucky streak continues... It's been what, 10 seasons since my last podium finisher?

edited 17th Jun '18 10:39:13 AM by InfinityRyujin

Totally so.

Also, wow, Mike. Is this your way of spiting me, for all those times I nominated you, Chester and the others? Although, can't really blame him for going Heroic BSoD after killing Bob. I mean, Bob's a great fellow.

Meanwhile, I won't be surprised if 9k1 is going to be upset to hear that her last tribute died in a murder suicide with one of mine.

edited 17th Jun '18 10:48:56 AM by dave_the_assassin

Battle Music

• Super Mario Odyssey - Moon Kingdom ~ Honeylune Ridge: Caves

Night 4:

• I'm not too sure how to feel about Purple Guy doing the robot...
• Now that would be weird, especially as Marlin already has a fairly human face.
• The Devil sees no benefit from people choking.
• Turns out karma knew what Vegeta was going to do now. And I wonder who Spy would've killed in order to initiate the bad future.
• The final dragon gets rekt. Puppy power, baby!

Day 5

• What do you call a delicacy for those who unwittingly risk their lives? Fool-gu!
• Dogs dig giant robots.
• I wonder if Endeavour actually has a final form?
• Marlin just keeps swimming.
• Did Darm intend for Snow to kill him or something?

Fallen Tributes

Last update for tonight. Tomorrow will be quite something.

Dang it, Vegeta.

Battle Music

• Super Mario Odyssey - Mollusque-Lanceur Battle (8-Bit)

Thanks Chuck, you just caused a doomed timeline by making him not exist.

Galfore must really be a fan of Oliver's source material.

Endeavour trying to hurt a child? Now, why the HELL am I not surprised!? Oh, right, because he’s an abusive douche to his own goddamn son...

Aaaand of course Soichiro’s dead... but Endeavour’s still up and going! Nice!

Speaking of, last night I actually had a dream where Endeavour ended up drowning in this season. I wonder if that’s how he’s actually gonna go out...?

Why anyone would want to direct a movie adapting a Clickholeventure about a dad trying to lose his virginity at the Super Bowl is... well... okay, maybe that's not too farfetched an idea.

That actually happened in a gag save! He was keelhauled.

Oof. I bet he’s gonna either forget about his powers or have an ironic death this season

Just caught up with everything, and all I can say is that the Apple Siblings won't be happy with how their dad died.

And I've always wanted to say this:

And then he came back as a zombie this update.

edited 17th Jun '18 6:25:11 PM by TroperNo9001

Alright, I'm back from my daily sleep, so here's a double whammy!

Night 5

• Your Velociraptor has evolved into Utahraptor!
• Endeavour tries his hand at killing that kid again. It works. It takes out a bunch of others as well.
  • Bonus irony that Purple Guy died Night 5.
• Bondrewd's had enough of that devil. His plan fails.
• This is despite the fact that Giovanni mostly uses Normal or Ground Pokemon, not Dark ones.
• Phoenix objects to these games!

Day 6

• Wow. Never saw that side of Daddy Pig before.
• Meguesses it would be about propane.
• What would he even sell?

Fallen Tributes

Night 6

• Seems like his clothes are seen as mockeries of trends.
• Phoenix mistakes Gaster for Undyne.
• How befitting of the devil.
• Sometimes, you just gotta let your childhood die.
• Norman is spamming X (Stat) items.
• Oliver goes out with a bang. (no, not the trope, we purged that, remember?)

But first, we have to talk about The Feast

• Well, you know what they say: the path to hell is carved by good intentions...
• Too bad Marlin has a Non-Indicative Name. Well maybe he used the Dragon Balls then got killed for outliving his usefulness, but who knows.
• That's actually a good spot for that event.

Day 7

•    F O O L .    You should've learnt from Darm!
• Charlie doesn't even have legs, what is this?
• Endeavour goes giant-slaying and catches a lawyer by accident.
• The unspoken martial art: animal taming.
• Magneto found out about the fall of his master, and gives in to wrath.

Fallen Tributes

All Fallen Tributes from this update: Galfore, Tyke, Kratos, Purple Guy (to Day 6), Daddy Pig, Oliver, Bondrewd, Marlin, Odin, Gaster, Owen, Phoenix Wright, Giovanni (to Day 7)

I knew I had a bad feeling about this update. RIP Marlin, you poor daddy; at least he survived up until the Feast, which is his best performance going solo so far.

Battle Music:

• Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - The Key of Darkness (Deep Pitch)

Holy SHIT, Endeavour! You just got six kills in this update alone! If this isn’t enough to cement your position as a mass-murderer, I dunno what is!

Seriously though, you actually succeeded in killing not only Bulldog Son, but also a whole buncha others! Dude! Did Shouto do something to piss you off!? Maybe you should, uh, cool down or something... *shot*