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dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#27801: May 31st 2018 at 1:25:21 AM

Well... (cracks knuckles) Time for me to restart that long-unused account of mine....

Well, I actually have two Discord accounts. My main is the one called madHojo36 though.

edited 31st May '18 1:35:14 AM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
KLS2097 Sixteen Time Hunger Games Champion from Sydney Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Sixteen Time Hunger Games Champion
#27802: May 31st 2018 at 2:34:04 AM

My main Discord account is known as The Honourable King Smeargle.

edited 31st May '18 5:35:40 AM by KLS2097

"Good evening."
Oggy123 Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Kirby
#27803: May 31st 2018 at 2:31:58 PM

Is it too late to nominate?

If it's not, here's Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong and The Chosen Four.

Reserves are Chuggaaconroy and MasaeAnela.

edited 31st May '18 2:40:39 PM by Oggy123

This is not a Rickroll, i promise
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#27804: May 31st 2018 at 2:39:46 PM

[up] Yeah, the spot's full. Sorry.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
#27805: May 31st 2018 at 3:38:28 PM

We still need a runner and host...

Beat

If no one else steps up to the plate, I’ll try to host. I don’t know how much free time I’ll have, but I could at least try if no one else wants to.

GrafVonTirol Take me to the river from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Take me to the river
#27806: May 31st 2018 at 3:54:16 PM

My Discord handle is the same as the one for here: "Graf von Tirol".

I'm up for hosting.

edited 31st May '18 6:48:01 PM by GrafVonTirol

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
Alexius08 Since: Feb, 2012
#27807: May 31st 2018 at 6:44:31 PM

How far is Mk_97 into making a custom hunger games sim engine? I already made one using a different programming language. While it might not be ready for use for lacking some features that I want to implement later, the source code might be able to guide him while he's making the core parts.

Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#27808: May 31st 2018 at 8:32:58 PM

Oooh! I wasn't aware you were made one too. You've gotten way farther on yours than I have on mine (I'm using HTML5 and Construct2 and I'm probably going to run into issues having mine export HTML webpages soon). Maybe we can focus on developing your engine further for now?

edited 31st May '18 8:34:58 PM by Mk_97

Alexius08 Since: Feb, 2012
#27809: May 31st 2018 at 8:39:01 PM

Sure. It's in VB .Net, so converting it into something that wound run over the internet would take time. Are we making one using only front-end stuff or would we put some features like database storage in the back-end?

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#27810: May 31st 2018 at 8:41:12 PM

As I said on Discord, it's already June where I am, and I'm gonna jumpstart this thread again. But first... (Dons hazmat suit)

EDIT: Added giant warning about this controversy on the main page.

EDIT 2: Here are the events that have been officially purged/revised so far (listed in order of purging/revision; will be updated as I go through this):

    open/close all folders 
     Purged Events: Non-fatal 
  1. (Player1) announces to (Player2): "I'm having a baby, and the baby is YOU!"
  2. (Player1) freaks out (Player2) by laying an egg that hatches into a creepy CGI pig baby.
  3. (Player1) directs an amateur porno with (Player2) and (Player3) as the actors.
  4. (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) doesn't mind (Player3) dying since the body takes a while to cool.
  5. (Player1) is abducted by aliens and comes back pregnant.
  6. (Player1) and (Player2) present their newborn child to the other tributes Lion King style.
  7. (Player1) drags (Player2) onto the Maury show for a DNA test. (He/She2) IS the parent of their child!
  8. (Player1) drags (Player2) onto the Maury show for a DNA test. (He/She2) is NOT the parent of their child!
  9. (Player1) has a personal consultation with dr. Hans Jerkov. (redundant Date With Rosie Palms event)
  10. (Player1) spies on a menage a trois between (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
  11. (Player1) is jealous of the "action" that the others are getting and pleasures (himself/herself1) with a tree.
  12. (Player1) spies on (Player2) taking a bath in a hot spring.
  13. (Player1) has a wet dream involving (himself/herself1) with (Player2).
  14. (Player1) touches (Player2)'s butt and runs away giggling.
  15. (Player1) flashes (Player2).
  16. (Player1) and (Player2) do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
  17. (Player1) decides to become a nudist.
  18. (Player1) and (Player2) make love on the table while the other tributes eat and watch.
  19. (Player1) pounds (Player2)'s tuna. (gender-specific variant of meat beating event)
  20. (Player1) beats (Player2)'s meat.
  21. (Player1) and (Player2) trip out and fade to rainbow.
  22. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) trip out and fade to rainbow. (Day, Night)
  23. (Player1) has a wet dream involving (himself/herself1) doing it with a clone of (himself/herself1).
  24. (Player1) catches (Player2) having A Date with Rosie Palms in the ball pit.
  25. (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a menage a trois while the three of them are sleepwalking.
  26. (Player1) becomes a member of the oldest profession in exchange for supplies from the other tributes.
  27. (Player1) catches (Player2) having A Date with Rosie Palms and joins in.
  28. (Player1) and (Player2) perform the horizontal tango together. (redundant version of vanilla "fade to black" event)
  29. (Player1) contracts a rather unsightly STD.
  30. (Player1) and (Player2) fade to black and end up with an STD.
  31. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) fade to black and end up with an STD.
  32. (Player1) is felt up by (Player2).
  33. (Player1) drinks vodka and dances naked.
  34. After doing it with (Player1), (Player2) says to (him/her1): "That was the best sex I've ever had." (this is what caused this controversy in the first place, particularly the tributes involved)
  35. After doing it with (Player1), (Player2) says to (him/her1): "That was the worst sex I've ever had."
  36. (Player1) becomes a pimp.
  37. (Player1) takes (Player2) to (his/her1) "playroom" for some "singular tastes".
  38. (Player1) sleeps with President Snow.
  39. (Player1) and (Player2) make sweet love in the back seat of an abandoned car.
  40. (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) take an abandoned plane for a joyride. (Player2) and (Player3) make love in the back while (Player1) drives.
  41. (Player1) hacks into the Hunger Game Simulator server and discovers that (Player2) is sleeping with President Snow.
  42. (Player1) pleasures (himself/herself1) so much that (he/she1) goes blind.
  43. (Player1) pleasures (himself/herself1) so much that (he/she1) grows hair on (his/her1) palms.
  44. (Player1) does it with a pillow.
  45. (Player1) treats (Player2) to some Fanservice.
  46. (Player1) treats (Player2) to some Fan Disservice.
  47. (Player1) hallucinates that (he/she1)'s having a hot harem, but in reality (he/she1)'s been doing it with a group of rotten logs and moldy rocks.
  48. (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) fade to black, but stumble over each other and injure themselves.
  49. (Player1) goes streaking. (Player2) covers (Player3)'s eyes as (he/she1) runs by.
  50. (Player1) and (Player2) do it in the ball pit.
  51. (Player1) attempts to seduce (Player2) by saying," lemme smash, please."
  52. (Player1), upon being asked by (Player2) to smash, suggests that (he/she2) go find (Player3).
  53. (Player1) used to let (Player2) smash, but (Player1) is smashing (Player3). (Player3) is a hoe.
  54. (Player1) slowly drives by (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) with (Player6) mooning them all from the passenger window.
  55. After doing it with (Player1), (Player2) reveals to (him/her1) that (he/she2) is sterile.
  56. (Player1) receives a bottle of viagra from an unknown sponsor.
  57. (Player1) tells (Player2) about rumours that (Player3) likes younger kids. It turns out to be fake rumours, however.
  58. (Player1) wickedly tells (Player2) that "(he/she1)'s gonna violate (him/her2)."
  59. After (Player1) burns (Player2)'s tent down, (Player2) moons (him/her1) when (his/her1) back is turned.
  60. After (Player1) destroys (Player2)'s campfire, (Player2) moons (him/her1) when (his/her1) back is turned.
  61. (Player1) catches (Player2) and (Player3) making out and pours ice-cold water on them.
  62. (Player1) catches (Player2) and (Player3) making out and decides to ruin the moment.
  63. (Player1) walks in on (Player2) and (Player3) making out in the port-a-potty.
  64. (Player1) walks in on (Player2) and (Player3) making out and says "Eh, it's a better love story than Twilight."

     Purged Events: Fatal 
  1. (Player1) lays an egg which hatches into a creepy CGI pig baby, which then kills (Player2).
  2. (Player1) pleasures (himself/herself1) to (Player2) crushing (Player3)'s skull in (his/her2) hands.
  3. (Player1) dies from an STD.
  4. (Player1) dies in an accident involving auto-erotic asphyxiation.
  5. (Player1) catches (Player2) making out with (his/her1) senpai (Player3) and kills (Player2) for it.
  6. (Player1) catches (Player2) making out with (his/her1) senpai (Player3) and kills (Player3) for it.
  7. (Player1) catches (Player2) making out with (his/her1) senpai (Player3) and kills them both for it. (Day version nuked E V E R Y T H I N G upon deletion. Night event has been safely removed, though.)

     Revised Events: Non-fatal 
  1. (Player1) writes a slash in which (Player2) gets (Player3) pregnant. —> (Player1) writes a shipfic about (Player2) and (Player3). (shipfics don't necessarily have to involve pregnancy)
  2. (Player1) makes a crude drawing of (Player2) and (Player3) making love. —> (Player1) makes a crude drawing of (Player2) and (Player3) making out.
  3. (Player1) and (Player2) find out about the pregnancy slash (Player3) wrote about them and give (him/her3) their approval. —> (Player1) and (Player2) find out about the shipfic (Player3) wrote about them and give (him/her3) their approval.
  4. (Player1) discovers (Player2)'s horde of slash fics of every single possible tribute pairing combination in the Hunger Games. —> (Player1) discovers (Player2)'s horde of shipfics of every single possible tribute pairing combination in the Hunger Games.
  5. (Player1) makes origami figurines of (Player2) and (Player3) and acts out one of (his/her1) slash fics with them. —> (Player1) makes origami figurines of (Player2) and (Player3) and acts out one of (his/her1) shipfics with them.

     Revised Events: Fatal 
  1. (Player1) and (Player2) find out about the pregnancy slash (Player3) wrote about them and kill (him/her3) in retaliation. —> (Player1) and (Player2) find out about the shipfic (Player3) wrote about them and kill (him/her3) in retaliation.
  2. (Player1) and (Player2) fade to black, just as the killer stabs them to death. —> (Player1) and (Player2) share one last kiss, just as the killer stabs them to death. (part of the horror flick arena event)

The "caught making out" events were redundant with the vanilla version, though the body pillow and mannequin events have been kept for variety. Also, the Slash Fic events have been revised because the term is usually reserved for same-gender pairings.

edited 2nd Jun '18 8:52:01 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
TheSilverShroud Underworld Angel from a tower of golems Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Underworld Angel
#27811: Jun 1st 2018 at 12:42:03 AM

I've got a few Fallout: New Vegas-inspired events:

  • (Player 1) covers (Player 2) in pitch, lights him/her on fire and throws him/her into a canyon. (Fatal)

  • (Player 1) covers (Player 2) in pitch, lights him/her on fire and throws him/her into a canyon. (Player 2) manages to survive and climb out. (Non-fatal)

  • (Player 1) kidnaps (Player 2), (Player 3), and (Player 4) and holds a lottery. (Player 2) is burned alive, (Player 3) gets his/her leg broken and (Player 4) walks away unharmed. (Fatal for Player 2)

edited 1st Jun '18 12:52:39 AM by TheSilverShroud

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#27812: Jun 1st 2018 at 3:28:51 AM

  • (Player1) is having tea with President Snow.
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow accepts the bribe and gives (him/her1) a powerful gun.
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow accepts the bribe and gives (him/her1) an airsoft gun.
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow accepts the bribe and gives (him/her1) a gunshot in the head. (Fatal)
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow declines the bribe and tells (him/her1) to go away.
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow declines the bribe and feeds (him/her1) to a pack of wolves. (Fatal)
  • (Player1) bribes President Snow to give (him/her1) a gun, Snow declines the bribe, only to set (Player1) over the edge and (he/she1) chokes Snow to death.

How about the "flirts with President Snow" event? Would we keep it or purge it?

[down] Perfect.

edited 1st Jun '18 3:47:04 AM by Mhazard

dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#27813: Jun 1st 2018 at 3:31:50 AM

[up] I think the others wanted to keep it.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
#27814: Jun 1st 2018 at 3:40:54 AM

So I’ve just created a poll about what themed seasons we should do before the reboot. If you could please vote for all the themed seasons you’d be most interested in doing before the reboot, that’d be great!

Most of these events should be self-explanatory, but just to clarify, the One Letter Difference Season involves two tributes in each team having one different letter in their names (e.g. Ariel and Asriel). And Heart Season is where every tribute has joke/unconventional powers. If you’re unsure what any of the others entail, please sing out here in the thread or the Discord server!

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#27815: Jun 1st 2018 at 4:09:56 AM

Alright, here's the at-most PG-13 gag save! At-most because there are still some NSFW events left in, but majority of them have been purged. Be warned though, I didn't read through this one, so if I missed out any or if there are other suggestions, please let me know!

Also, if you want to join us at our Discord server, please PM me, Psyche, or Zan (the mods) for the Instant Invite! grin

Also, you have until around 9:30 PM PHT (GMT+8) (about 2 hours from this edit) to speak up before I run, okay?

edited 1st Jun '18 4:39:29 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
doggieboy9 Since: Nov, 2014
#27816: Jun 1st 2018 at 5:42:52 AM

You might want to remove the events which a tribute is given a porn magazine.

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#27817: Jun 1st 2018 at 5:48:30 AM

[up] I disagree. In 80s movies, young kids look at porno all the time. It’s practically a trope!

And just cuz there’s porn, that don’t mean there’s masturbation.

Huzzah
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#27818: Jun 1st 2018 at 6:04:22 AM

Nope. Nothing from me, except that I wanted a death pic for Xigbar.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#27819: Jun 1st 2018 at 6:17:59 AM

Do you all think that this whole ordeal warrants an Overshadowed by Controversy entry? I really must confess something. The nature of certain events (that I realized were submitted with adult tributes in mind) was why I never nominated underage tributes. Well, I nominated the teenage Ben Tennyson once, but of course I ended up regretting it REALLY fast when the RNG made him have a kid with Jack the Ripper, of all people (in an event that I submitted). And considering the fact that this is also the Season where the bootleg won, but not the real thing, Season 205 is an Old Shame for me.

And honestly, in retrospect, I have NO idea how it WASN'T Season 187 that caused this controversy. It's the one that contained the absolutely reviled event between Eike Kusch and Butters Scotch. I didn't say anything at the time (because I knew we probably wouldn't have been able to do it), but I really wanted to suggest that we re-run that Season, even though BOTH of my tributes became Hall of Famers.

edited 1st Jun '18 6:20:08 AM by worldofdrakan

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#27820: Jun 1st 2018 at 6:25:13 AM

[up][up][up]You're right. The event never said "(Player1) receives a porn magazine from an unknown sponsor and gets to pleasuring (himself/herself1)."

[up]Not to mention that Ben did get pregnant in canon. And yes, the last season deserves an Overshadowed by Controversy entry, like I said many pages ago. And don't forget Carlos. Yeesh, what's with my Magic School Bus tributes getting into these Squicky situations?!

Okay, time is up. No more gag saves or further suggestions from here. Will get to running after making the final touches.

edited 1st Jun '18 6:31:03 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
#27821: Jun 1st 2018 at 6:30:55 AM

[up][up]Trust me, I had similar thoughts when Satoko and Rick slept together in Season 94... *shudder* Those events are the main reason I rarely nominated child tributes at all.

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#27822: Jun 1st 2018 at 7:36:57 AM

Alright, running it now. Added Mhazard's Snow events (we could always use more of those evil grin) and Xigbar's death pic, and also some minor text fixes.

Also snuck in these Self-Insert Fic events, because why not:

  • (Player1) writes a shipfic about (himself/herself1) and (Player2).
  • (Player1) finds out about the shipfic about (himself/herself1) and (Player2) that (Player2) wrote and gives (him/her2) (his/her1) approval.
  • (Player1) finds out about the shipfic about (himself/herself1) and (Player2) that (Player2) wrote and kills (him/her2) for it.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#27823: Jun 1st 2018 at 8:07:33 AM

Can someone DM me the invite?

Progress has it's stepping stones.
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#27824: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:20:43 AM

Gosh, speaking of Seasons I don't like, there's also Season 143. That was the Season where I tried to become a Phantom... Only to win the Season. I also dislike it because the RNG put me in a threesome (Sayaka definitely would have been made to leave). And there we see another problem with events like those. They can be REALLY uncomfortable if they involve real-life people.

It's part of why I almost would have preferred the total retcon and reset route.

[down] You know, now that I look back on the whole thing, it was super weird and confusing from the start. And I guess, deep down, I just really hoped that maybe the RNG would have mercy on me (I probably should have just waited for the Troper Games). Then it didn't and I was like DAMN IT ALL.

edited 1st Jun '18 9:33:12 AM by worldofdrakan

Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#27825: Jun 1st 2018 at 9:27:38 AM

[up] Yeah, that's why I was really questioning nominating myself for S194 just to be a phantom. (Maybe getting killed that early was a good thing) Of course, if you nominate yourself knowing what you're getting into that's one thing... but what about the Troper Games, which had events specifically removed because it only involved us... but the hall-of-famers would still go on to next Battle Royale/Death Battle with the regular events back?

edited 1st Jun '18 9:30:59 AM by Zanreo

"Leftover items still have value!"

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