Hunger Games Simulator

• Night 5◊
  • Agent G/Samus, I think?
  • Toriel organizes a slumber party with Harun al-Rashid and the Jupiterian.
  • No need to despair so much over losing that card game, Wiseau.
  • Rin does a snappy takedown of Minene.
• Day 6◊
  • Mettaton finally gets back some strength and uses them on Fidget. Non-lethally, but still.
  • Jack Burton has declared war on Arabia!
  • Cure March gives an impromptu physics lesson to Wicket.
  • G leads a hunting party along with his new girlfriend. Rin and Wiseau prefers a "deadly duo" approach, though.
• Deaths in order: Minene Uryu, Harun al-Rashid, Wicket

That's why you don't tempt fate. :V

Looks like the Absolute God of Hyperdeath fucked up twice in a row. Non-lethally, but still.

GODDAMNIT WHY DO MY TRIBUTES KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER

Because they're not very disciplined, obviously. :V

Sure, Dust and Fidget got into a fight earlier, but at least they remembered they were on the same team at the last second.

I think the idea of "kill or be killed" has gotten to their heads.

Oh, for crying out loud, Wicket, you had one job... I mean, it was a Badass Normal Ewok taking going up against a Pretty Cure, so the outcome was probably obvious. Still, kinda sucks that Zannah's gonna be my only tribute in the Battle Royale now.

I don't get it; I've avoided Tempting Fate and all that, yet my bad luck continues to persist in denying my tributes a podium finish save for Zannah. Does the RNG just have it out for me or something?

-hugs Ichi-nii-san-

If Rin doesn't make it, we'll suffer together, k?

• Night 6◊
  • Fidget, how?! You can fly after all!
  • Wiseau pulls a Chara on Mettaton NEO.
  • Cure March wants to quit, but Rin wouldn't let her. Such is the case too with Asriel and the Ganymedian.
  • Toriel prioritizes finding her son over fighting off a possible rival.
• The Feast◊
  • Two experienced gunners duke it out over some raw meat.
  • Jupiter now has one less satellite in orbit.
  • If only Asriel knew what fate befell his mother..
• Day 7◊
  • Asriel becomes more aggressive after finding out about Toriel's death, though he opts to just scare others off.
  • Samus demonstrates some impromptu sickle-fighting skills with Rin on the wrong end of her sickle.
  • Cure March suffers an unfortunate accident involving a big tree.
• Deaths in order: Fidget, Mettaton NEO, The Ganymedian, Toriel, Rin Kagamine, Cure March

edited 13th Jun '16 4:01:05 PM by DarkDestruction

WISEAU: [ ♥ FIGHT ]

-attack-

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Mettaton: Gh... Guess you don't wanna join my fan club...?

edited 13th Jun '16 4:09:40 PM by InfinityRyujin

That's the second time I've entered a tribute who could A: Fly and B: fell off a cliff and died anyway. If it happens to Clank in the next regular season, it'd have reached Running Gag status. >_>

It makes even less sense when you consider that Fidget is afraid of heights. Yes, really.

But on the plus side, she at least confirmed my Cute and Psycho theory with the little berserk moment she had earlier. I hope she at least gets most kills.

edited 13th Jun '16 4:11:22 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Tommy must really not like Undertale, huh.

Alright, I will put in my team for the next season again because I am going to sleep.

Primary Team/Team Mecha: Heat Man◊ and CATS◊.

Secondary Team/Team Steven Universe Lookalikes From Fantaman: Penny◊ and Gorgo◊.

Is anybody else okay with that?

Penultimate section, ladies and gentlemen. Buckle up!

• Night 7◊
  • I spy with my little eye...yaoi.
  • Asriel steps in to defend the only remaining mother figure in this game.
  • Jack Burton tries to flee Asriel's possible wrath, only to be gunned down.
• Day 8◊
  • No, Asriel, G wasn't the one who killed your mother. The man who did so got gunned down last night.
  • Wiseau arms himself, as he's dealing with people who has more combat experience or strength than him.
• Deaths in order: The Jupiterian, Jack Burton

I guess Jack Burton was channeling his inner Snake Plissken. Didn't quite work out, though.

Okay, I really should be sleeping right now, but should I repeat my question? The fact that nobody answers makes me worry a bit.

I'd say stay up for a little bit more, games almost over. But w/e, it's up to the next host. I got you if I host.

edited 13th Jun '16 4:19:53 PM by Sedmikrasky

@Arcada - We're likely going to make season 22 a Hall of Fame battle royale, so if anything, yours will be saved for season 23.

Sure.

@Dark: Thanks!

edited 13th Jun '16 4:21:23 PM by arcada188

Asriel Dreemurr, Defender of Motherly Figures

Oh right, forgot about that. Lost track of the seasons.

• Night 8
  • I spy, with my little eye...an OTP.
  • Nature decides to call Wiseau.
• Day 9
  • There's a sense of dread in the air..
• Night 9
  • Et tu, Samus?
• FINALE: Day 10
  • G strongly disapproves of (what essentially amounts to) infanticide.

...wow.

Placements, death summary, and stats.

• Winner: Agent G
• 2nd place: Samus Aran
• 3rd place: Asriel Dreemurr
• Most kills: Cure March

Wow, yet another round where my tribute scores 3rd place.

That's the fourth time now, and I still have yet to have a tribute that scores higher than that.

But an Undertale tribute, placing on the podium at all? That's preposterous!

edited 13th Jun '16 4:35:27 PM by InfinityRyujin

Aw, Rin didn't make it. ;u;

We're doing the Battle Royale now, right?

Well, whoever assembles everything first could host I imagine...

edited 13th Jun '16 5:03:45 PM by EarlOfSandvich