Hunger Games Simulator

Not everyone plays Elder Scrolls, okay?

However, I've a better event: (Player1) shouts "FUS RO DAH!" at (Player2), blowing (him/her2) off a cliff. (Fatal)

edited 4th May '18 8:35:20 AM by TroperNo9001

Why would you even get VAC banned for Skooma? It's technically part of the game... Illegal narcotic but still.

Also fixed pronoun on that fatal event.

Gag Save 4

New events:

• (Player1) has a Dream Within a Dream.
• (Player1) has a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a... You get it.
• (Player1) brainwashes (Player2).
• (Player1) disappears after killing (Player2). (Player3) chews (Player1) out for trapping (himself/herself1) in a time paradox for all eternity. (revised version of a paradox event I suggested some time ago)
• (Player1) succumbs to a deadly environmental hazard trying to escape (Player2).
• (Player1) fucked up... (Player2)'s advice: git gud (Counts as a kill for P2 as it could be interpreted as a Bond One-Liner) (Might remove due to source)

I think in general, it's best to either make it general or make sure people get it.

(Player1) gives (Player2) an apology in the form of a cake, with a message in icing: "Sorry about the scabies." (non-fatal, regular AND Feast event)

edited 4th May '18 9:09:20 AM by worldofdrakan

(Player1) baked a cookie for (Player2), but (Player1) eated it. (Do not "fix"; this is lolspeak)

Final Gag Save

Final Boarding Call for any remaining events/tributes.

Mewtwo becomes Brainwashed and Crazy but stops its rampage when Madjick dies. Maybe it only works while the brainwasher is still alive?

edited 4th May '18 10:55:07 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Time's up: No further events or tributes.
Rolling reserves... Congratulations, Zanreo and Mhazard!

I'll start hunting for good saves now. Also I changed my "Current HGS Season" tribute's image◊.

edited 4th May '18 12:13:46 PM by StarAndroidJaguar

Saves and pics sent. Phew. It took about an hour to upload the pics because of turbulent connection...

(Apologies for triple post.)

edited 4th May '18 1:49:03 PM by StarAndroidJaguar

Got everything! Just a heads up, though, it might be about four or five hours before the first update since I have a lot going on this evening. It will definitely be up before the night's completely out on my end, though! Place your bets, everyone!

edited 4th May '18 2:17:12 PM by worldofdrakan

Is it just me, or did I just realized that SAJ's pronoun for the Pony of Shadows is female? He's male, for Celestia's sake!

edited 4th May '18 2:38:52 PM by dave_the_assassin

Now I kind of regret not entering a reserve team

Nonetheless, good luck, you guys! May the best tribute win!

Yay, my reserves are in x3

Oh, Retsuko’s in this season?

...I want her and Fuyuhiko to interact somehow, given their explosive personalities.

yessss

Here we go, Season 224: The One That Worldofdrakan Wanted to Host Before Her Surgery!

Enter the BLOODBATH

• The King of all Cosmos claims first blood. RIP Hotaru.
• More blood is shed shortly after as Kira offs Ornstein. Abyss Watcher does the sensible thing and hightails it out of there!
• Fuyuhiko talks Leon out of an early suicide.
• And Grief just suddenly drops dead due to a thrombotic embolism.
• So much for Fuyuhiko and Retusko interacting. Dammit, Larry!
• Mew and Mewtwo both share their supplies with two other tributes.
• Trixie tries to kill off the Sense of Right Alliance and pays with her life.
• Pickles hoists Cortez with his own petard.
• All in all, a pretty bloody Bloodbath!

Day One

• The Pony of Shadows/Mr. Krabs
• Kira/Pickles
• Knight Knight makes a lucky escape.
• While some tributes earlier received Smash Bros. invitations, Balloon Boy is just too big for Smash.
• ...Why would you need to distract a pile of whale meat?
• And here we have some Laser-Guided Karma for Larry.
• Why does that feel like something that Mewtwo would do? He is a psychic type.
• Blackfire is a Hufflepuff, apparently. How is she not a Slytherin?
• That's... a pretty big orgy you've got there... And a paradox of an orgy at that!

DEATHS: Hotaru, Ornstein, Grief, Retsuko, Trixie, Cortez, Larry

edited 4th May '18 7:57:55 PM by worldofdrakan

I was about to say, Blackfire's more of a Slytherin type. Is the Sorting Hat just oblivious when it comes to ridiculously obvious Slytherins (Roman, Blackfire)?

edited 4th May '18 7:12:12 PM by IchigoMontoya

RIP Retsuko...

But hey, Fuyuhiko is still alive, and so’s Peko. So far, so good...

Peko’s being pretty in-character so far, too. Seems she’s putting her swordsmanship to good use, though Knight Knight was lucky enough to survive... and WTF, Fuyuhiko!?

Didn’t know whale meat could be distracted by doing the hula.

RIP Trixie

Sorry about this guys, but I'm really tuckered out. I'll probably head off to bed. To make up for the lost time, I think I'll make the next update a double update. How does that sound? Seriously, though, aren't time zones the worst?

edited 4th May '18 8:05:46 PM by worldofdrakan

Works for me.

At least I'm now in sync with her.

And Knight Knight saw that Peko was using the Worn Dagger, and promptly fled for her life.

I’m happy to wait, Drakan, and I understand!

Ebony Maw would be a cool Smash character.

Why must you do this to me, Trixie?

But I don't ship anything with the Pony of Shadows. And somebody forgot to do research on the Pony of Shadows' gender. I mean, Stygian is obviously male....

edited 5th May '18 2:57:22 AM by dave_the_assassin

Oh man, RIP Retsuko...

And the Sense of Right Alliance already killed someone too, though could have been revenge

edited 5th May '18 4:48:25 AM by Zanreo