Hunger Games Simulator

Save and screens have been sent btw

Whoa, that early? Congrats to us!

I'm thinking of hosting the one after this, if no-one else is queueing up.

You have my approval to host the Battle Royale.

Sure, go ahead!

I also agree, you can host the Battle Royale.

In the meantime, I'm thinking of hosting and running the Murderers' Death Battle, if fate would be so kind.

edited 1st Apr '18 5:43:07 AM by dave_the_assassin

Sure. Like in the last Battle Royale, I want you to determine my fate in the Death Battle.

Sorry, but the pics and save were already sent to Mk.

edited 1st Apr '18 6:13:29 AM by TroperNo9001

I'm back!

I'm on mobile, so I'll still nominate tributes. Don't expect custom events from me.

I know.

edited 1st Apr '18 6:38:01 AM by Eredars

Got the save and pics, thanks. Expect the first post around 4 PM PST today.

HAHA NOPE!!! IT'S GO TIME, PEOPLE

SEASON 215 - EASTER FOOLS OF FOOLISH FOOLISHNESS!!!

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Theme

THE REAPING◊

• Welcome to Season 215. After less than 24 hours in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait.

BLOODBATH◊

• who can understand the Time Cube even
• Special Containment Procedures: Standard Foundation disinformation campaigns to pass SCP-REDACTED as an April Fools' hoax are in effect. Distribution of amnestics to all affected individuals is not necessary as the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-REDACTED have not caused long-standing psychological harm in all recorded cases.
• RIP Creepy Easter Bunny and Sayori. This High Noon duel should never have happened.
• Oh come on, I didn't think the Killer Rabbit was that bad of an actor.
• Woof Lawyer replaces George as Fred's brother?
• Zombo.com can do anything, even make it into the Unreal Tournament!
  • Then again, remember that piece of toast winning the TVTropes HGS back then? Yeah, Zombo.com's got some serious competition.
• The Almighty Loaf makes breaded McDonalds Joker for lunch.
• There's no carrots in the cornucopia, so Alec looks elsewhere.
• Is dodge rolling even possible in Mario + Rabbids?
• White Chocolate Rabbit, of course, has a sweet tooth.
• The cornucopia's recently upgraded security systems force Springtrap to flee.
• Senator Armstrong attempts to play college football with Bandana Waddle Dee!!! IT'S HAPPENING, OH MY WORD, IT'S HAPPENING, I CAN'T BELIEVE BANDANA WADDLE DEE SURVIVED GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND HE GOT UP LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AND STILL GOT AWAY WITH THE BAG!!!!!! H Y P E
• Two more Death Battle invites given to those with bunny ears.

DAY ONE◊

• Alec doesn't find carrots at the top of the radio tower, but at least now knows where to find a whole buncha stuff in the surrounding radius.
• Oooooh! I smell a teammate betrayal coming up.
• As in tries to whack her with the umbrella, only for Harley to "share" her baseball bat with him in the same manner.
• Waluigi sentences Woof Lawyer and Toast to PERFUME JAIL. Wait, no, that's a gross exaggeration. Just the dungeon, that's all.
• Senator Armstrong teams up with the Almighty Loaf to fail to change the past.
• Mario performs his Final Smash on Crying Bubble Man, but whether or not Earthrealm is saved is up for debate.
• I mean, Senator Armstrong is one thing, but Springtrap? Bandana Waddle Dee better have a good security system on site to get a good night's sleep.
• Ew! Rabbit permutations... doing rabbit things. Ew.
• And GEORGE DIES!!! D: ...Whoops, no he doesn't.
• Zero Two updates the Zombo.com website. It now has the runs.
• The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog goes full Yoshi against Bug Catcher.
• Great, now Hipopo and Tamayo have most of Grievous' lightsabers.
• Such an appropriate introduction for McDonalds Joker in the updated DK Rap.
• So wait, is this the Time Cube's or SCP-REDACTED's doing?
• And for just $3, you too can meditate with your very own Pocket President Sato! Waterfall not included.
• Joker/Beppi????? wha
• RIP Kaoru, eaten by a hoax.

FALLEN TRIBUTES:◊ Creepy Easter Bunny, Sayori, Crying Bubble Man, Bug Catcher, Kaoru

NEXT UPDATE IN 7 - 9 HOURS!!!

edited 2nd Apr '18 8:13:34 AM by Mk_97

Oof

Looks like Bianca and Humpty Dumpty are actually having a pretty good time right now.

...what were Joker and Beppi doing nine months before they came here, and which one of them got pregnant?!

nice to see my guys already making moves on the other tributes
mario was like "oh yeah hoo-waaah" and then bubble man was dead and he was like "cry some more git gud fgt"
and armstrong has plenty of good reasons to diss hitler i think?
don't fuck with this waddle dee

edited 1st Apr '18 9:17:57 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

It's official, Joker/Beppi is my NOTP. Suffice it to say, we can file that one under No Yay.

Welp, I missed a season.

thanks, procrastinating. At least I can watch this one, I guess?

Of course you can watch the season!

And I guess not even being a senator could exempt you from Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act.

And The Joker/Beppi is officially my No Yay pairing of the season.

edited 1st Apr '18 12:01:16 PM by dave_the_assassin

Oh my, Hikaru and Fred were playing strip poker together? XD

And RIP Kaoru... I hope Hikaru doesn't take this too badly.

General Grievous would look ridiculous dressed as Hipopo and Tamayo

edited 1st Apr '18 2:47:03 PM by Zanreo

Joker/Beppi?? I regret everything.

I'm back. I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Mario Kart 64 - Moo Moo Farm / Yoshi Valley

NIGHT ONE◊

• Fred, no!!! The sandcastle may come alive by SPOOKY MAGIC and EAT YOU if the rabbit doesn't eat you first!!!!!!!!!!! :O
• This is not a very good mariachi band. For being a theory about times and cubes, Time Cube can't even keep time correctly!
• Emperor Joker confirmed for Hunger Games Simulator.
• Humpty Dumpty had a pecadillo / Humpty Dumpty smoked a cigarillo / Four-score men and four-twenty more / Took all the weed Humpty legally scored
• "Why don't you go meet that other Puddin' and whoop his ass for me? Then bring him to me so I can beat the crap outta him for dumping me!"
• Nanomachines made these crop circles.
• Bianca PAWNCHES Hikaru and takes all of the gems a la Spyro the Dragon.
• Now this event has Mad Mod written all over it.
• INCIDENT REDACTED-25: On [REDACTED], the mspaintadventures.com website was reported to have been hacked. Further investigation revealed that on 588 site pages were cognitohazards related to SCP-REDACTED that were designed to mildly influence viewers into buying Mega Man 11. Furthermore, 1205 pages on the site had been altered to include images of SCP-REDACTED in its Bit Man guise as a supporting character in the site webcomics Problem Sleuth and Homestuck. When contacted, site owner Andrew Hussie claimed no ownership of these changes.
• The Almighty Loaf pulls through! Hooray! Weird that they took a bite out of it, though.
• All haGLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
• If you put seven of those coins in that Zombo.com circle, maybe something cool will happen! Anything is possible... in Zombo.com.
• Coming Soon: Hotel Wario
• Neither Grievous or Bandana Waddle Dee make the cut.
• RIP Woof Lawyer, bludgeoned to death by a pocket President.

DAY TWO◊

• Bandana Waddle Dee has no thumbs, just so you know.
• Joker/Beppi's relationship is straining very hard right now.
• This event also smells of Mad Mod.
• You can't dance in time knowing full well the implications of the Time Cube...?
• I hope this isn't the same piece of toast that won the Hunger Games Sim last last last time.
• NOOOOOOOOO!!! FRED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• Game recognize game.
• Senator Armstrong/Waluigi...? This is a step up from Joker/Beppi, methinks.
• Angry Egg mods this save file so that Harley's Injustice 2 stats are back down to Level 1.
• Trollers gonna troll. Such bravado.
• RIP Almighty Loaf and 2B Pencil, got Wombo Combo'd.
• Hey, I like this. "Zombo.com's Zombo.com shirt is just as bad as Zombo.com himself." Though, I would correct that as "pointless" instead of "bad".
• Alec's new manager turns out to be Chicken Boo, who somehow disguised himself as a manager disguised as a chicken???
• Bit Man picks up the splintered-in-half 2B Pencil and sharpens both halves to use as makeshift poking things.

FALLEN TRIBUTES:◊ Hikaru, Springtrap, John, Dog Ryuunosuke Naruhodo, Fred, The Almighty Loaf, 2B Pencil

NEXT UPDATE IN 6 - 8 HOURS!

Dammit, Sato, you just had to kill one of my other tributes, didn't you?

And RIP Fred :c

Bit Man is kind of a jerk now... and do you really hate pencils that much? And those killer rabbits...

edited 1st Apr '18 4:21:16 PM by Zanreo

Oh, God. Why must fate be so cruel to poor Fred? Now I'm scared. I fear that George's gonna go Angsty Surviving Twin mode again.

And I don't know if George can do Dory well.

edited 1st Apr '18 4:19:37 PM by dave_the_assassin

And both of my tributes suddenly went into hardcore mode.

Wow, John just had to go and get killed by an event I submitted ages ago, huh?

At least this won't be the third season in a row that both my tributes die in the same update.