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This thread is different from "Ask the next Avatar a question".

In that thread, the tropers, not the avatars themselves, ask the next avatar a question.

In this thread, the avatars themselves are the ones that ask the next avatar a question.

So anyway, I'll have my avatar (little Dia and Auric◊) start.

What's your favourite activity?

(Ooh! Nice question...)

I've been seeing people play "Ask the next avatar a question" incorrectly by having their avatars ask the next avatar a question, this thread is where it should be done.

Fixing things, of course! After all, it's what I'm programmed to do.

Where do you like to hang out?

"There's this snack bar ran by Houshou, one of my seniors. Me and my sisters usually went there after taking a bath."

"Speaking of snacks, what's your favorite?"

People.

Do you like trees?

What kind of hippie asshole has an opinion about trees?

Are all people from Earth this dull to talk to?

Yellow Diamond: They're not just dull, they're outright retarded. It's to be expected from such a primitive species on this Gem-forsaken planet.

Is there any species dumber than humanity?

"No. And humanity isn't dumb either." -Weiss

Why do fans use me for cat jokes?

Because of your ears.

Don't you think I'm pathetic?

-Yang and Blake shake their heads no-

Why did some people think I'd give up on Yang just like that?

Some people are messed up. What's important is that you didn't.

Why do so many of my comrades die?

Maybe because they weren't strong enough. Was that too mean?

N-no... It wa-wasn't mean at all! -Jerry tears up a bit.-

What was the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

Being the dark side of a bored, whiny, self-loathing brat. I can't believe that guy has friends.

You ever have to put with people who annoy you to death?

Ah, well...

   Just answer the question, coward...   

...Constantly. Would you please silence him?

"Weiss!" -Both girls

Nah, we're just joking.

How would Weiss react if she heard that?

Maou: Don't know her. Besides, why would I care if I am the master of the Jural race and she is an insignificant Earthling?

...Say, are there any rulers of entire space systems like me?

There's my ex-superior, Yellow Diamond.

Are you trying to take over earth?

I used to before I met Krillin. Say, why do people think our relationship's doomed to fail?

Maou: Yes. The Jural race has been too long in hardship. When we will conquer Earth, we will return to our true glory and prosper again!

Why? You look like an average human couple.

For what reason does this "Yellow Diamond" want Earth?

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She wants to destroy it to create a gem superweapon.

Why can't people just leave the earth alone?

Maou: The earthlings have been in the lead of this planet for too long. My race has no homeworld, and surely, we will claim Earth as our own...

Say, why are you so good-looking?

It's just the way my physical form manifested, is all.

Why would you ask that?

Perhaps he seeks your companionship. Do you agree?

I agree with the fact that he may seek my companionship. I do not, however, agree with being his "companion." I need to stop the Cluster, I have no time for relationships.

Any ideas as to how to stop the Cluster?

Maou: What is a Cluster? Is it the superweapon of your ex-superior you spoke of?