Yeah that's right— spoil the ending to your favorite show/movie/book/whatever. But so bad, anyone who hasn't seen it won't get spoiled. It's also funny, I think.
Rules:
- Don't pothole the work you're referring to, unless you think no one will get it. Even then, it won't be that funny to others.
- You can guess what a poster is referring to, but put it in spoiler tags, please.
For example:
He doesn't get the girl, but he's OK with it as it serves a greater purpose, and he gains a friendship along the way.
Have fun.
A girl realises that none of it happened.
For every low there is a high.A man gets rid of that... LIQUID FILTH!! However, this causes him to be arrested.
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."You kill your entire rescue team and then walk away.
Edited by Omega1065 on Apr 5th 2024 at 8:14:20 PM
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probablyEscape the simulation by defying God's will.
Edited by petersohn on Apr 5th 2024 at 8:26:29 PM
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.God Is Dead, the Cool Ship has been decommissioned, and the crew goes on to lead miserable, boring lives... except the captain, who was sentenced to death for his many crimes.
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Apr 5th 2024 at 12:31:53 PM
"Waiting for something to happen?"main girls sister secretly isnt a Jerkass and you're still left wondering how tf this sport is legal all while their mother gives a slow menacing clap
Omega 1065 Spec Ops:The Line?
Edited by HacksAndSlash on Apr 5th 2024 at 8:13:50 AM
This is for what you did to me last yearOn an airplane flight, a one-armed man offers a kid some food for thought, and thought for food.
Discombobulate.She met her real grandmother as a child without knowing it.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.Girl wakes up from a nightmare and sees a Race Lifted version of herself in a mirror.
Thou cannot say landlubber! It is offensive◊He brings his virtual girlfriend into the real world
The one called "Acid" is dead, but I don't know how to change my username.Ginger brings headless girl back to life, then everyone else dies.
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureA girl turns a year older, and the protagonist tempts fate.
For every low there is a high.You refrain from shooting the big bad guy. But your ally shoots the big bad guy anyway.
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probablyThe blue girl destroys the kingdom, then turns not-blue and hightails it to evade arrest. But the main couple's engaged now, so no reason to worry!
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!Shapechanger doesn't like his new form, but it turns out to be super useful at the end.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.A honeymoon lasts 5 minutes. Then 2 hours. Then segues into a flower-power inspired musical.
Edited by DoctorSleep on Apr 7th 2024 at 8:37:53 AM
You pull a headshot noscope on the big bad guy and then leave.
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probablyVillain is suck into space.
Nope.
Edited by petersohn on Apr 22nd 2024 at 10:12:55 AM
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency.
A guy murders his abusive boss and treats himself to a nice meal afterwards.
I want to go to Tonio's.You are not really you, but at the same time you are really you. You then punch a mirror and walk away.
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probablyA woman calls a man a "bum", and doesn't care about her poverty.
For every low there is a high.
They all take the Timey-Wimey Ball and go back to the beginning of the story, effectively breaking the universe. It's fine, though.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!