A real bad hombre
Bad Idea: Using your real name online.
Good idea: Apologizing if you know you're wrong.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Bad Idea: Telling people to go fuck their own asshole when they catch you being wrong.
Good Idea: Rural electrification
These are the voyages...
Bad idea: Rural Electrocution.
Good idea: Life Hacks.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
Bad idea: Hacking life support systems.
Good idea: Using a condom.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Bad Idea: Using a condom that's been pinned through the center to a bulletin board.
Good Idea: Combining your arquebusiers with your pikemen so that the enemy's cavalry can't just mow them down the moment they need to reload.
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Bad Idea: Putting people wherever you fucking feel like, screw strategy! Who cares! I got Mountain Dew and Doritos! Call Of Duty FUCK YEAH!
Good Idea: Adding extra struts if something doesn't look stable.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
Too old for this
Bad idea: Removing struts if something looks stable.
Good idea: Applying for your dream job.
edited 23rd Apr '15 12:18:02 AM by C105
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Bad Idea: Only dreaming about applying for your dream job.
A real bad hombre
Good Idea: Studying for a test.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Bad Idea: Studying for the wrong test.
Good Idea: Carpooling to save gas.
These are the voyages...
Bad idea: Putting your car in a pool.
Good idea: Swimming
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
Too old for this
Bad idea: Drowning.
Good idea: Browse TV Tropes on your phone while waiting for the bus.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
A real bad hombre
Bad Idea: Browse porn while in class waiting for the bell.
Good idea: Using your free time well.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Wasting you free time(and your life)on TV Tropes
Good idea: Uploading a new avatar
edited 23rd Apr '15 2:54:14 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Don't Try It
Bad Idea: Said avatar is an offensive image.
Good Idea; Going to bed when you feel tired.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Scarlet Witch
Bad Idea: Oversleeping and being late for school/work.
Good Idea: Playing a video game you love after a long day.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
PAINKILLER
Bad idea: Inevitably getting stuck at That One Boss.
Good idea: Watching your favorite movie.
edited 23rd Apr '15 3:30:43 PM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Watching your favorite movie after reading the harsh reviews.
Good idea: watching the sunset.
"We be we baby!"
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Bad Idea: Taking pictures of the sunset and posting them on Instagram.
Good Idea: Limiting screen time.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
The Absolute Madman
Bad idea: Binge watching while your Girlfriend is over.
Good Idea: buying new shoes.
"We be we baby!"
On this day, nothing was regretted.
Bad Idea: Buying new shoes with your girlfriend.
Good Idea: Always bring your towel.
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
Bad idea: Get high with your towel
Good idea: Eating your greens
edited 23rd Apr '15 5:28:19 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Bad idea: Eating green clothes.
Good idea: Staying in school.
Bad Idea: Selling drugs at school
Good Idea: Cleaning up after your dog when you walk him.
Bad idea: Telling people to be cautious when talking around you.
Good idea: Using a memorable pseudonym online.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!