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A Stoic can do that! Get in the kiddy corner!

I was set on fire... for a day.

Um... no.

I'd like to see how I weigh.

Alright, that was fairly impressive. No VIP section though.

I once walked from my home state of Florida, up to Alaska, swam across to Russia, walked down the coast through both Koreas, swam down to Hong Kong, bought a Winnie the Pooh suit, put it on, walked through all of mainland China (still wearing the Winnie the Pooh suit), then walked to Europe through Russia, walked all the way to Spain, swam across the Atlantic, made a brief stop in Guantanamo Bay to drop of the Winnie the Pooh suit and a note explaining everything I just did, and finally swam back to Florida. Will that suffice?

Accepted.

I electrocuted myself when I was 9. And I didn't tell my parents, nor did I ask for medical treatment.

hmm, alright, kiddo, but no vip though

i cause sadness, depression and regret wherever i exist

i would invite those that can endure your sadness aura without getting sad, depressed or regretful.

i beat IWBTG, blindfolded, over a pit of lava, upside down, with my toes, on a damaged controller and drugged as hell. on impossible. first try.

I would say go in, but first I need to know what the hell is IWBTG.

• Just remembered it, and I have to say... one day admission.

I sat in a room full of the most degenerate 4chan users and didn't lose my chill. Don't worry, I still paralyzed them all by grabbing all of them and bending them over backwards.

Edited by NegaKingKix on Dec 4th 2019 at 1:04:06 AM

We can survive that without anything.

I had sex with death.

You're in.

I dodged a blue shell in Mario Kart.

Take the Blue Shells like a man!

I walked to the North Pole wearing nothing.

You're in.

I watched Les Misérables (2012)- and I only cried once.

we'd do it for the memes, but in actuality, meh! not enough, next!

i turn people into puddles of depression by touching them, also i watched every episode of mlp:fim without crying once

Go in, maam.

I got burnt.... While getting cutted in half... While being in a spider attack.

You said nothin' about outlasting it all. Off to Weenie Hut Juniors with you!

Played college ball, you know? At University of Texas! Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy! I'm not one of those Beltway pansies! I can break the President in two! With my bare hands!

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Dec 4th 2019 at 5:23:54 AM

Nope.

I met Arceus and can summon him at my will. Let me in or feel my wrath.

Ok, i'll let you in.

I listened to the Sonic drowning theme on loop for 24 hours.

Sorry pal, come back when you beat labyrinth zone.

I won a game of rock paper scissors against my reflection.

Come back when you've defeated it in a boxing match.

I accidentally deleted a save file with a full Pokédex and didn't cry.

Tough.

I didn’t cry during Infinity War.

Didn’t watch Endgame.

Edited by JTTWlover on Dec 5th 2019 at 6:29:08 PM

But did you cry at Endgame? No admission.

I dominated an entire server of pro Gun Game players on Black Ops 2 with only one hand.

Accepted.

I found Waldo on every page of the entire series. EACH PAGE WITHIN A MINUTE.

Someone could do that in milliseconds!

I typed the WHOLE navy seal copypasta within 5 SECONDS! (without typos!)

I did that in a second over a lava pit!

I never cried.

You may come back once you are emotionless.

You wanna know how tough I am? I was burned by a thousand suns.... and there's absolutely no scratch on me from that!

Right this way.

You know, i've have heard that yowling cat sound trope, and i only cried for 20 mins.