Destroy The Godmodder

Fury begins his charge, but then realizes that there is no such thing as a benevolent godmodder clone! stormer unleashes a horde of Kaiju, and the godmodder summons a Mark 2356 Jaeger that takes them all down. The godmodder dons his infra-red goggles and is not distracted by ichigo's attack. Your entities will do as you say Ichigo.

Earl deals 5000 damage to the tank with a large barrage of rockets. Godman appears, but the problem is... the godmodder is an atheist! The godmodder is not distracted by the shagohod, and instead uses it as a shield against the orbital bombardment.

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Battlefield:

The ichigo mech unleashes its biggest unloading yet, and deals 7500 damage to the godmodder's tank. Sam cuts into the chimera, dealing 3000 damage to it.

The chimera retaliates by eating Jet-stream Sam, and the tank opens fire on the mech, dealing 5000 damage, after which the godmodder smashes it to pieces with a mallet.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100

godmodder's tank [PG]: Hp: 10000/50000

Ultimate Chimera [PG]: Hp: 15000/20000

The pods have now been detected in the atmosphere

3/5

I send an army of a hundred Age of Empires priests for the purpose of converting that Chimera to attack the tank.

Priests: "AIYO YU YU! AIYO YU YU! WOLOLO! WOLOLO!"

edited 14th Apr '14 2:50:27 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Oh, c'mon, what sort of reason is that? That's not even the godmodder doing anything, that's just a copout. And why should IRL attacks be any less valid?

Well, whatever. While the godmodder is distracted by everything else, I use Mind Reader and then Sheer Cold on him.

Call in the Winds of Destruction to deal with the tank and Chimera while I set up an elaborate strategy that nobody will see coming.

2/7

I might add, tier seven is what the Covenant does. How the hell do you block a plasma laser with a nuclear tank?

edited 14th Apr '14 3:20:24 PM by OmegaShadowcry

4/20

420, man! Alright!

Anyway, I send in the Heavy (that's my avatar right now). He revs up his minigun and fires a barrage of bullets at the Godmodder!

I exploit a bug and cast Haste on everyone but the Godmodder seven times, which multiplies their speed by 128.

Snarling in frustration at loss of both my mech and Sam, I summon a dragon and order it onto the battlefield. It obeys and flies into the fray. Afterwards, I grab a boombox and turn it up to its maximum volume, then blast the godmodder with the power of dubstep.

The dragon picks up the tank in his claws and flies it high into the air, then drops it on the Chimera before blasting them both with his fire breath.

edited 14th Apr '14 8:27:45 PM by IchigoMontoya

"AHA!

The Stupid Bomb is fully charged, and I HUUUUURL it onto the battlefield roughly where the Godmodder is.

This is a deastatingly poerful attack, that can devestate continents.

Okay, beforehand, if there seems to be a power discrepancy between the strength of the attack and the strength of the block, that is because of two things. One, I don't know everything, and sometimes I won't get references or misunderstand something. The second is that there is one. This game is based around gameplay and antics, and as such, the power scale is not to scale. I apologize for the answer to Godman, I probably should have caught myself blocking with an insider joke. Its a running gag that the godmodder being an atheist counteracts religious attacks, because if god doesn't exist he can't hurt the godmodder. It also prevents raging about how Jesus got clobbered by a puppet, or whatever other thing happens to be on hand to kill him with because it was a one post summon. IRL attacks fail for a similar reason, that of the fact that there would be no legitimate way to keep him up for any span of time if IRL attacks were a viable attack plan. you can try, but don't expect IRL or religious attacks to work.

The godmodder stops the priests conversion by pointing an atheism laser at them and destroying them with science. hartmut attempts to read the godmodder's mind and finds:

a trumpet? Wow. That's unusual. The sheer cold has no effect because, alas, the godmodder remembered his parka.

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omega summons the winds of destruction, which destroys itself after destroying 2500 health of both the chimera and tank. The heavy revs up his minigun... and gets sniped by a massive laser chaingun that the godmodder pulls out of his wallet.

fury casts haste on the party, causing all AG attacks after this post to mini-crit! ichigo summons a dragon to the battlefield and orders it to attack. The godmodder then outdoes the dubstep blast with his own. "Mine goes Up To Eleven!"

Trip then unleashes his own massive stupididy bom... argh. Trip, it seems that your stupid power has effekted botth of hour tiepings. Gah! The stupid bomb slams into the godmodder, doing a mini-critted 2 damage to him as the stupidness overwhelms his brain and he forgets how to breath momentarily.

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Battlefield:

The dragon picks up the godmodder's tank, and deals a mini-critted 5000 damage to the tank and the chimera.

The godmodder slays the dragon heroically and the chimera and tank sit there... and open fire on the players!!! 2 'random' attacks will fail this round.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100

godmodder's tank [PG]: Hp: 2500/50000

Ultimate Chimera [PG]: Hp: 7500/20000

edited 15th Apr '14 1:47:37 PM by pionoplayer

Taking advantage of the Godmodder's stupidness, I triple-dog-dare the Godmodder to take on the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Challenge, having stuffed the wings with laxatives while no one was looking.

edited 15th Apr '14 2:09:58 PM by TheAirman

No no no! The Winds of Destruction from Metal Gear Rising — Khamsin, Mistral, Sundowner, and Monsoon.

I continue my plotting and scheming, remembering what the Evil Overlord List has taught me.

Huh, I wonder were that chaos-charged wind came from? Oh well, I wonder when those four are going to show up...

Omega PLOTS

3/7

It's okay.

edited 15th Apr '14 2:27:37 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Okay, this isn't an update, just wanna say a couple of things.

First: Omega, I'm sorry I misunderstood what you meant, that's why its usually best to describe what you're doing.

Second: you guys probably want to check out the original destroy the godmodder (link at front of thread) if you want an extra edge. References to the original games will probably get you bonuses. Probably. Might want to stay away from the creepy dummy though.

Ginyu Force Summon 4/5: The Ginyu Force has landed in another continent and is on their way.

I call forth the Concrete Donkey to fall from the sky and crush the tank and/or the Ultimate Chimera

edited 15th Apr '14 4:00:01 PM by EarlOfSandvich

You kind of ignored my post last update.

5/20

I teleport in and try to kick the godmodder in the face.

I sic a berserking Ryner Lute on him while getting Kite to Data Drain him. Meanwhile, my level 30 wizard casts Greater Wish for the Godmodder to be taken down a few pegs. Finally, I get Goku to kick him off a ledge.

I use... PK STARSTORM!!!

I rain devastation on everyone and everything.

I Atempt to relern ow to spel

-skip turn-

So, he's thinking about trumpets? Maybe he likes smooth jazz. I attempt to distract the godmodder by putting on a performance with a jazz band.

I high-five Trip for the successful Stupid Bomb attack, then summon a Demon Overlord. I order the Overlord to unleash its wrath upon the tank and chimera, which it does. As the Demon Overlord charges into the fray, I take advantage of the godmodder's newly-inflicted stupidity and trick him into rushing headlong into a room full of angry cobras.

The Demon Overlord leaps onto the tank and charges his sword with hellfire, then destroys its weapons system. He then throws his sword at the Chimera and pulls out his spear, which he uses to stab the Chimera in the chest and hurl through a wall. The Demon Overlord then hits the Godmodder with a beam of dark energy.

edited 15th Apr '14 10:30:17 PM by IchigoMontoya

I shoot a Neural Whip at the Godmodder. If it hits, he would experience ridiculously intense pain from every inch of his body.

Q&A: sorry jinx, summoning an entity directly against the godmodder will usually get it treated as an attack to avoid having the battlefield fill up with one-shot things. Also, I will provide a hint, there is a reason you can charge two things at once AND act on the field. One-shot charges are very ineffective against the godmodder.

The airman attempts to dare the godmodder into a laxative prank, but the godmodder isn't hungry enough to try it. Four more combatants enter the field, Khamsin, Mistral, Sundowner and Monsoon have entered the battlefield!

A concrete donkey falls out of the sky and is intercepted by the tank's massive wave of rockets. Jinx slams into an anti-teleport system while trying to face-kick the godmodder, and nevis falls prey to a rampaging chimera before he releases his attack.

PK STAR STORM!!! giant meteors fall from the sky, raining devastation upon the field, when the dust finally clears, the godmodder once more stands alone... godmodder's tank and ultimate chimera killed. Trip relearns how to spell.

Hartmut summons a jazz band, which the godmodder flips out at and promptly begins destroying, this distracts him and the godmodder will not auto-attack for three more rounds. The demon overlord is summoned to the field... and then bribed by the godmodder into changing sides. The godmodder is too busy destroying tubas and trumpets to fall into the cobra trap. fury fires his neural whip, which the godmodder catches, then uses as in a ball and chain fashion (neural whip and fury, hm, not as catchy) to smash into the brass band.

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Battlefield:

The godmodder is busy smashing fury into the brass band, and does not attack the A Gs, the demon overlord on the other hand is not distracted, and eats Khamsin.

The Winds of Destruction retaliate, dealing 5000 damage to the demon overlord.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100 (distracted for 2 rounds)

Demon Overlord [PG]: Hp: 15000/20000

Mistral [AG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Sundowner [AG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Monsoon [AG]: Hp: 3000/3000

I throw a Rock Pikmin at the Godmodder.

Hmmm... fascinating. I continue to study the Godmodder's fighting style as Mistral spears the demon lord, Sundowner chops through the tank, and Monsoon trolls the Chimera to death.

Omega PLOTS 4/7.

edited 16th Apr '14 3:03:54 PM by OmegaShadowcry

5/5 Ginyu Force Summon: The Ginyu Force has arrived. After doing their poses, they are ready for battle.

edited 16th Apr '14 3:06:54 PM by EarlOfSandvich

What, is he more of a metal guy?

I dig until I strike adamantine and bring the circus to town.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:57:07 PM by TheHeroHartmut