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Superjohn Bitter hatred from The ocean Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Bitter hatred
#2426: Oct 31st 2020 at 5:42:38 AM

196. Well if war helped end the depression...

Edited by Superjohn on Oct 31st 2020 at 7:42:52 AM

The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#2427: Oct 31st 2020 at 7:37:47 AM

197. Money

....Wait a minute.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#2428: Oct 31st 2020 at 1:27:01 PM

198. Land.

...hold on.

Edited by BackSet1 on Oct 31st 2020 at 4:27:09 AM

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#2429: Nov 1st 2020 at 6:40:20 PM

199: Fruits.

.....so uh

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#2430: Nov 1st 2020 at 6:42:58 PM

200: They pissed on your fucking wife.

MatthewLMayfield What, me worry? from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
What, me worry?
#2431: Nov 1st 2020 at 7:34:55 PM

201. They made fun of my haircut

WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#2432: Nov 1st 2020 at 9:05:26 PM

202. Their UN delegated farted and blamed it on our delegate.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
SmilyTrope112 A very angy egg from Overeasy Egglands Since: Aug, 2020
A very angy egg
#2433: Nov 2nd 2020 at 12:36:07 AM

203: I failed an exam, so declared war on the examiner.

Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2434: Nov 2nd 2020 at 2:30:18 AM

204. It's not our fault if their country is called Drugs

BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#2435: Nov 2nd 2020 at 4:45:28 AM

205. They outlawed anime.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
MatthewLMayfield What, me worry? from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
What, me worry?
#2436: Nov 2nd 2020 at 10:46:51 AM

206. They sneezed on my salad

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#2438: Nov 2nd 2020 at 12:25:47 PM

208. Their war is getting in the way of our attempts to end racism.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Superjohn Bitter hatred from The ocean Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Bitter hatred
#2439: Nov 2nd 2020 at 1:28:41 PM

209. It's the only way to end racism.

The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition from The Void (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#2440: Nov 2nd 2020 at 4:20:28 PM

210. They called us racist! That's racist!

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Kappaclystica 『  』 from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb) Since: Jan, 2019
『  』
#2441: Nov 2nd 2020 at 5:08:52 PM

211. We're actually over 1000 reasons to declare war! I declare war on this thread to change the title!

SmilyTrope112 A very angy egg from Overeasy Egglands Since: Aug, 2020
A very angy egg
#2442: Nov 3rd 2020 at 3:11:13 AM

212: WASH YOUR HANDS

Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#2443: Nov 3rd 2020 at 3:46:29 AM

213: They gave me this..... really weird look.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#2444: Nov 3rd 2020 at 5:34:32 AM

214. I've run out of clever references to make.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
SmilyTrope112 A very angy egg from Overeasy Egglands Since: Aug, 2020
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#2446: Nov 22nd 2020 at 12:36:29 AM

216: They dont like puppies

Edited by tzaoray on Nov 23rd 2020 at 5:36:46 AM

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#2447: Nov 22nd 2020 at 12:39:03 AM

217: They like puppies

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2448: Nov 22nd 2020 at 1:59:12 AM

218. They like puppies way too much.

BackSet1 You Could Use some Imagination from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
You Could Use some Imagination
#2449: Nov 22nd 2020 at 7:02:17 AM

219. They are puppies.

"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
MatthewLMayfield What, me worry? from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
What, me worry?
#2450: Nov 22nd 2020 at 8:12:56 AM

220. They like puppies. I like cats, so they deserve to die


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