Go bother that shrine maiden instead.
Hydraloonie
I let him in, then i run out of my house.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
He'll take the case!
Since they're a supervillain, I'd be very afraid.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Unreasonably Quirky
The Blue Man Group auditions are that way, pal. [Points in random direction]
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
FUS RO DAH!!
Mweheheh
Why are you here?
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Not an evil Thievul
Get my Marvel-loving sibling and scream: "SCARLET WITCH IS HERE! I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!"
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
I'd open the door and see how the dogs react, since I have no idea WTF to think. If the elderly terrier—who has proven herself to be a good judge of character—freaks out, I'd slam the door. If not, I'd ask if the dragon needed help.
Jer gets all the girls
...................YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
He'll take the case!
I'm closing that door. From what I know, vampires can only get into your house if you invite them.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Fly Air Madeline
Sorry, I'm not interested in your cereal.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
meow
I think you might have the wrong address, miss, I'm sorry.
*Closes door.*
*Puts wall in front of door.*
*Douses wall in lighter fluid and strikes a match.*
*Now I've got a firewall.*
*I'm not sorry for that pun.*
Are you ready? Go live!
The Last True Protector
Probably freak and close the door on him.
For those that I love, I will fight!
Lady, you're freaking me out... need some coffee or something?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Bev! What are you doing here? come in!
Billion Dollar Babies
Well, when visited by the cosmic train of weirdness, I may as well ride it.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
meow
Ah dammit, looks like the zombie apocalypse has begun...
Are you ready? Go live!
One just might
There's no chaos emeralds here, honest.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I'm pretty sure you have the wrong guy.
Light and Hope
I an't gonna need a fire spirit in my house.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Not stupid or expendable.
Tell him he's in the wrong universe and shut the door.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The Senate
No; absolutely nothing enters my house if I don’t know said thing personally.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Start insulting and attacking him to see what happens.
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