Hohoende, kudasai!
Just don't play the violin at night. I like my sleep.
Everything is a lie.
Sega's Last Hope
Well, since I'm nowhere near old enough to be a dad, you can be my younger brother.
Tropers watching movies
Tief girl with eartude
You're not that younger than me, so I shall make you my butler.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Hohoende, kudasai!
Hm, you can be my older brother that promises to bake me sweets every day!
Everything is a lie.
Hello!
We seem to have a lot in common... Welcome aboard! -hugs while doing a cheesy smile-
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Dark Master of Stairs
Bit awkward, seeing as we're the same age. We can be bros, though; how about some vintage Mario Kart 64?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
But your a year older than I am,...fine you get to be my butler then.
<33
...I'm sorry. The only reason I adopted you was so I could have enough authority to make you upload an avatar on the TV Tropes Forums.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
I adopted you because i need a house maid/butler
Hop to it 
Dark Master of Stairs
Oh good; just when I was starting to miss having students to torture.
You may start by running laps around the building!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Hohoende, kudasai!
Welcome to my house, bro!
Everything is a lie.
Tief girl with eartude
Yus! I have someone to test my newest creations on.
...and try my cooking.
Dark Master of Stairs
Great! Let's limit movie-riffing nights to once a week though, or nothing will ever get done.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
<33
...I'm sorry. The only reason I adopted you was so I could have enough authority to treat you for your irrational hatred of bacon.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Hohoende, kudasai!
Nice to meet you. I'm probably younger than you, but I'm sure we'll get along just fine!
Everything is a lie.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
Hey there. For your own security, stay away from my stuff.
No, seriously, I'm pretty sure my pet wolverine is in there somewhere. Don't worry, I have plenty of room - You'll have your own bedroom and bathroom. Kitchen is shared. I hope you don't mind the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
whatever he can
Hm... we'll have to make proper living conditions...
-builds gigantic glass cage with computer inside-
There.
dead devotion
Magical Girl
I always wanted a younger sibling to be overprotective of.
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
whatever he can
I always wanted an older sister who I can annoy.
You sleep in Mom's room.
The Harbinger of Strange
-Grabs Stamina around the neck with both arms and pulls him into a spine-crushing Marshmallow Hell hug-
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ADOPTED SON KEKEKE~
You need an adult.
Tief girl with eartude
Awesome, I always wanted a slightly younger sister.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
whatever he can
Now make me food!
Magical Girl
Didn't I already adopt you? Oh well. -adopts again-
edited 25th Apr '13 4:17:00 PM by MurkyMuse
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
-sigh-
This is the violin...