What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Look, adbot, I know I visit Pixiv every day (usually to check to see if any new Kuzusouda fanart has popped up) and occasionally go on Niconico, but that doesn’t mean you can give me ads in Japanese.

Adserver, I do not want to go to a country music show, nor do I need treatment for Lyme disease.

My mom and I had a conversation about how she had to buy some banana print clothes for a friend and how she thought they were tacky. Then the next day I saw a banner ad advertising banana print underwear. Computer, if you're going to listen in on our conversations, make sure you sell us something we don't think looks terrible.

Some nice-looking boots. The adserver's showing me something I like for a change. :)

Adserver, I do not need a motorcycle or a Jeep and I do not really care about cryptocurrency,

A few months ago, I went to Mexico and it took at least a week for the ads in Spanish to go away after I came back to Canada.

I got a therapy and self help ad.

But I don't have a problem...

Seriously, I have no clue where on Earth that came from.

Adserver, I do not want cheaply made furniture and I do not have digestive issues.

I am interested in lip balm though, so point for that one.

Adserver, why are you trying to sell me car insurance when I don't even own a car?

It's given me links to Superoffers, a price-comparison site.

Unlike most of what you usually show me, Adserver, that does look tempting...

Adserver, why are you showing me an ad for La Porchetta when the only two outlets in Tasmania have been shut down? Are you trying to encourage me to run away to the mainland?

I just listen to Japanese music on You Tube and I've gotten them before.

Come to think of it, I've also got Spanish Wal Mart ads... not here though.

I have gotten ads for clothing stores that I have never shopped at and never will.

Hmm... [Deactivates Adblock] Ah, loans . The kind of things I'd never subscribe to. Oh, and a jungle-themed casino. May have worked for Kizuna AI , but...

edited 5th Apr '18 6:36:32 AM by acuddle

Dude, I don't want a Dell.

Adbot, I don't need antifungal medication, pain injections in my knee, or vape products.

Chocolate truffles, on the other hand, look delicious.

For peat sakes i am not interested in buying marijuana or CBD! Leave me the hell alone adserver idk suggest me organic chemistry sets or learn how fly ads something not illegal in texas.

Of course, because of today's date (probably), I'm getting cannibis-related ads. *eyeroll*

Not interested, adbot!

edited 20th Apr '18 8:49:50 PM by Berrenta

I forget what the product this ad is promoting is, but the adserver has recently been giving me an ad with the sentence "Monitor SaaS Like You Own It" on it. The fact that "SaaS" is likely an acronym for something aside, I can't help but think of 'sus' jokes when I see this.

Wow, nobody's commented here in a while.

Now where was I? Oh, yeah. So I make yet another edit to the Tamagotchi trope page, and I see an ad for, fittingly enough, "CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR FREE TAMAGOTCHI!". Which I can tell right off the bat is a scam; the Tamagotchi devices depicted in the ad have four buttons, and genuine Tamagotchis only have three buttons. You totally succeeded in making that scam convincing, guys. Congratulations.

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Adserver, please stop showing me things on DressLily that I want but can't buy.

Adserver, did you just attempt to sell me clothing that looks like it is made of slabs of meat? Do I look like Lady GaGa to you, adserver?

Adserver, I already bought myself a face-mask. No, I don't need another.

No adserver, i do not need a hoodie that looks like a hairy chest. Listen, put the hoodies down. We can talk about this.

Edited by Llamaman92 on Nov 15th 2018 at 11:20:15 AM