Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

p. diddy invented the grimace shake

P. Diddy is Hitler's real name because Hitler was a character played by him

P. Diddy is responsible for the corporatism of the internet.

P. Diddy introduced psychopathy into humans.

P. Diddy ate my cattle and hurled my cabin into the river!

p. diddy was the Guilty Gear

P.Diddy made me have to take another college level math class.

P. Diddy is the reason I woke up feeling all achy and terrible this morning.

P. Diddy threatened to shut down Valve if they gave another major Team Fortress 2 update after Jungle Inferno.

P. Diddy helped finance all those Vídeo Brinquedo movies out of his own pocket.

P. Diddy caused the tendon on the bottom of my foot to hurt so much when I step on the ground.

Gentle bump

P. Diddy destroyed all of my musical instruments.

P. Diddy made a tree fall on my house during the storm.

P.Diddy helped encourage plagiarism on youtube.

P. Diddy hurt my favorite characters. Now he must pay!

P. Diddy hacked the TV Tropes forum search.

P.Diddy was patient zero of the avian flu.

P. Diddy is Goblin spelled backwards!

P. Diddy influenced Game Freak to make "faithful" remakes.

Given recent goings-on, may as well bring it back

P. Diddy introduced new kickoff rules for the NFL.

Nobody expected the P. Diddy Inquisition.

P. Diddy founded Autism Speaks.

P Diddy is behind all Franchise Killers. All of them.

P.Diddy created the Carbon Tax

P.Diddy worried and hurried.