Your avatar just DOMINATED the above avatar

(shakes her head and starts taking back the pieces of Aperture hardware the odd robot kept stealing)

Who's Ai? This is Chell.

Edited by burinnu on Jun 3rd 2019 at 3:59:00 PM

Ai, didn't your name mean love?

Your eyes are super pretty, miss! Oh, and your fingernails too! But they'll rot if I take them off... Ooh! I could just put them in a formalin bath!

"Murderbot? How quaint. I was designed by a mechanical god to seek and destroy."

"You were no match for a great hero like me! Justice will always win in the end!"

“I-I... I'm so sorry... I-I needed to...”

-stares momentarily before running off-

She looks adorable!

I strongly disagree.

You may be tough, but you’re no Perry the Platypus. Norm! Show these two the door!

Sorry, but we have to pass.

Yeah, we don't need doctors messing up Boss' plans, you know. Heyyy, Wart, I found a big red button!

Shut up, Mepps! Lemme think... now, what was that about a platypus?

(tilts her head and frowns, wondering idly if all humans are animal-people outside of Aperture now)

With this gun, traveling from place to place is gonna be a breeze. Add in the lack of spirit mumbo-jumbo, and I'm gonna be even richer than before.

now you dont think

Oh, God. I made too much of a mess... -shudders-

“...I-I'm sorry... I'll remember you. I-I promise.”

   Wha-oh, oops. Sorry, I meant to kill someone else.   

Edited by Routeferret on Jun 30th 2019 at 10:58:51 AM

AJ: Woah, we just done dominated a demon!

RR: Woah is very much right.

Little girl, I do not know how you survived on the surface, but I am glad you came to me. Let me... thank you for coming here. Now that you’ve found the one place protected from the elements outside, I believe it’s best to introduce you to your new neighbors with a ‘group activity’. Rest assured, you’ll soon discover just what kind of people they are soon enough. Maybe they’ll figure out what kind of person you are too.

Goodbye! Initiating simulation in three. Two. One.

I must say, sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

"That's for hurting all those animals"

HAHAHAHAHA! I can finally have you be my devilish little demon!

   The Underground is no place for a child. Be glad that Womb or Voracious Jen didn't catch you - at least this way, you live on as part of a greater whole. Now... sleep.   

You will never terrorize anyone ever again.

Target eliminated! ...Oh, you're still alive? -bang! bang!- Not anymore! Better report this to sis!

Tell me. You are an artificial human, aren't you? A doll. Perhaps you're a doll! Allow me to question something philosophically. If you ARE a doll, do dolls... feel? Do dolls actually suffer or is it just simulated pain? Ones and Zeroes. Bits and pieces. Lines of code, lines of data.

Don't bother with trying to move, by the way. The paralysis will wear off... eventually.

But yes. Do dolls feel pain? Do they have the exact same disgusting human emotions that the actual meaty ones have? Perhaps these simulations will provide me the answer. Or perhaps not. Either way, I'll be having fun.

Goodbye for now. I'll check up on you from time to time.

What is your major malfunction?