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Hmm, a little hard to do that, but I'll get to it eventually. This page has been up for a year. I doubt I'll ever get to it.


Lockon Lockon or Lockon, for short is a nerdy black guy from the affluent suburbs of Chicago. He likes fiction in all forms, and aspires to be a writer. Prone to moodiness, and when in a good mood will start a party with extreme prejudice.



  • Penguins
  • Pokemon
  • Yo-yos
  • Giant robots
  • Girls (note: This is not strictly a romantic interest list)
    • Cute girls
    • Elegant girls
    • Energetic girls
    • Stoic girls
    • Smart girls
  • Guys (Note: last note applies here)
    • Stylish guys
    • Smart guys
    • Clever guys
    • Snarky guys
    • Stoic guys
  • Zelda games
  • Scheming
  • Making friends


  • Idiots
  • Bigots
  • Elitists
  • Cold weather without snow
  • Hot, humid weather
  • Geeks who are too opinionated about their fandoms
  • losing friends

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  • Attention Deficit Creator Disorder: With real ADHD.
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  • But Not Too Black: Enough to the point people either think I'm half-black or Just Didn't Know I don't even "Act Black"
  • Blade on a Stick: My favorite weapon type.
  • Chivalrous Pervert
  • Genius Ditz: I'm a total space case, but anyone at least ten years or older than me will tell me that I'm smart.
  • Headphones Equal Isolation: If it were up to me I would wear my heaphones everywhere and wouldn't be bothered by anyone whom I didn't know or like.
  • Knife Nut: Second favorite weapon type
  • Mad Scientist: If forced to be a villain for something I will be this and/or A Chessmaster. Seriously, I came up with an idea for an artificial enzyme that breaks down phospholipids like the ones found in cell membranes, if that's not mad science, I don't want to know what is.
  • The Nicknamer: Seriously, go read the Nicknames thread in Yack Fest.
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  • Not a Morning Person: I try to avoid the more snark-activating areas of the fora before 10 A.M.
  • Snark Knight: I'm Snideman.

Stories this troper thought up: They are listed here so I will be reminded to add tropes to them as they flesh out and, with luck, get distributed to the masses.

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All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You have no chance to survive make your time, Lockon! —CATS

I just want you to know I think you're made of hot blooded WIN. —Epitome

Wild Ozbourne appeared! Wild Ozbourne used Vandalize! It's super effective! lockonlockon's page was vandalized!

Stay On Target Stay On Target. :3 Nerdy Reference Gag -Tuefel.

LOCKON! 8D *Tackleglompage* He's awesome, and my "daddy"! 8D — Kuiper

Your nickname is henceforth Lockman Lock. Because I said so - Spain Sun.

I hope you stay on top of things, man - Keybreak

I'm on a rampage with these edits MANG - Knighted

[1][2] - Katsuun

And you are awesome too, mister - Beatrice The Golden

I've said this before in a previous cycle, but you probably don't remember. Thanks for starting When the Tropers Cry. - Noaqiyeum

Lock on.....lock off. Lock on......lock off. Lock on......lock on. Dammit! That's what I think of when I see your username. Also a lot of fun, but you already knew that. - Longfellow

Keybreak / lockonlockon *gets hit on the head with a mallet* - Gentlemanorcus

Lock on! Apply directly to the - er... Oh wait. Hm... That's annoying. Let me get back to you some time later. jseblan

Sniderman, Sniderman
Does whatever he snidely can
Snarks at things, if they're dumb
Making quips, just for fun
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Sniderman!
Noaqiyeum [[supersecretspoiler: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry]]

If Noaqiyeum can vandalize your page twice, so can I!
— Zudak

So I will!
— Zudak

Ever had Ruffles chips? That stuff is great. - neobowman

Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon! Lockon, Lockon! Haro, Haro! -Keeyla

I deem this page to be needing more AHR!


Locked on
lockON  - Solstace

Sup. We're gonna meet again, hopefully soon. Check thread. - Hadri

My placement of my vandalism makes nonsense of the regulations! :D ~Spain Sun


THE GAMEBOARD IS SET. Let's troll a few suckers. ~A Random Witch