Well, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh....., this is my page, and I really don't like to talk about myself that much but I guess it's, like, cool to have a page or something, uhuhuhuh. I live in a backwards rotten slum of a city called Memphis in a third world hellhole called Tennessee. I love heavy metal, started the Useful Notes article on it, and can talk you to death about it. Or argue, if you decide to bring up mallcore nu metal.
Pages I made
Shit I like
- Ace Combat series
- Beavis And Butthead
- Babylon 5
- Cars, especially fast ones
- Doom
- The works of Phillip K. Dick, all-time master of Mind Screw (suck it, Kojima!)
- Final Fantasy VI
- Forza Motorsport series
- FreeSpace series
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- GTR 2
- Happy Tree Friends
- Heavy metal music
- Early Annihilator
- Anthrax
- Asssault
- Black Sabbath
- Blind Guardian
- Bloden-Wedd
- Cauldron Born
- Deadly Blessing
- Dream Theater
- Death
- Dio
- Dream Theater
- Elegy
- Fates Warning
- Flotsam and Jetsam
- Forbidden
- Gamma Ray
- Early Iced Earth
- Hades (the thrash band with Alan Tecchio)
- Hibria
- Iron Maiden
- Iron Savior
- Jag Panzer
- Judas Priest
- Laaz Rockit
- Lost Horizon
- Lich King
- Liege Lord
- Megadeth
- Metal Church
- Overkill
- Paradox
- Primal Fear
- Queensryche
- Rage (NOT Rage Against the Machine, this is a different band!)
- Rainbow
- Realm
- Riot
- Sanctuary
- Scanner
- Steel Prophet
- Symphony X
- Toxik
- Vio-Lence
- W.A.S.P.
- Watchtower
- White Wizzard
- Klonoa
- MechWarrior 2 and 4
- Military hardware, especially if it flies.
- The older Sonic The Hedgehog games. Terrible fanbase, though.
- Wolfenstein 3-D
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
- Some other stuff that I'm too tired to think of right now
The usual stupid narcissistic bullshit involving applying tropes to yourself
- Atheist - it's really hard being one in this part of the country because people here are incredibly religious and superstitious and look down their noses at people who are not.
- Berserk Button - MALLCORE. IS. NOT. METAL! Nietzsche Wannabes and "nihilists" count as well.
- Child Hater - Don't like 'em. Don't want to be around 'em. Not interested in yours.
- Hobbes Was Right
- Straight Gay - My sister described me as the least gay gay guy she had ever known. A good thing too, considering some of the people here ("here" in Real Life, not TV Tropes).
- Single-Issue Wonk: See Berserk Button above.
- The Power of Rock - see band list above
I guess you can graffiti this page if you really want to.
— Graffiti section —
You got some intestinal fortitude.
YOU! FUCK YEAH! - Schitzo
I fuckin BEAT you Johnny Cage! You gay man.
HOLY SHIT WHITE WIZZARD! THAAAAATS A BAND! - Not-So-Badass Longcoat
DUDE you are freakin' unbelievable! Are you single? Tropers/STK
HEY! Don't insult TN! Kexruct
Sup Joey Mendez?
