Recap / Would I Lie To You Series 12

Episode 1

Episode 1 (Aired 12 October 2018)

David's Team: Lucy Porter and Dion Dublin

Lee's Team: Debbie McGee and Bob Mortimer

Home Truths

Debbie: "The police once surrounded my house after I set of an alarm in my bikini bottoms."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Dion: "I once sneezed so hard in my car, I set off the airbag."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Debbie: "This is Jonathan, and when he was a baby, I used to pull him out of a top hat."

Bob: "This is my friend Jonathan, and I have brewed three award-winning beers with him."

Lee: "This is Jonathan. One Sunday, the two of us spent three hours trapped in an automatic car wash."

David's Team: Bob

Answer: Bob

Quick-Fire Lies

Bob: "Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Winners: Draw (2-2)

Episode 2

Episode 2 (Aired 19 October 2018)

David's Team: Rylan Clark-Neal and Mary Portas

Lee's Team: Paul Sinha and Sara Pascoe

Home Truths

Rylan: "I was once mugged by a fox."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Sara: "It says 'Possession': I once bought a chest of drawers for my bedroom online. I realised I'd made a terrible mistake when this arrived." ^note It's a miniature chest of drawers for a doll's house.

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Paul: "Every night, to cram in as much learning as possible, I read a book whilst simultaneously listening to a different audiobook."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Rylan: "This is Paul. Paul is my plumber, and he came over to fix a leak, but ended up cutting my hair."

Mary: "This is Paul. Every Christmas, I sing carols to Paul's cows."

David: "This is Paul. While browsing in a bathroom showroom, he persuaded me to hop in a tub with him to test whether it would fit him and his wife."

Lee's Team: Mary

Answer: Mary

Quick-Fire Lies

Mary: "If I have learned one thing from my many years in business, it's this: 'Never trust a man in a floral shirt'." ^note Lee is wearing a floral shirt.

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Episode 3

Episode 3 (Aired 26 October 2018)

David's Team: Olivia Colman and Aston Merrygold

Lee's Team: Michaela Strachan and Jon Richardson

Home Truths

Jon: "After just one lesson, I had to give up learning the guitar, because I found my teacher too good looking."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Olivia: "Possession: Whenever I need to cry in a scene, I ask the director to hold this up behind the camera. There's something about it that helps the tears to flow." ^note It's glove puppet of a cat.

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Aston: "This is Justin, and once I did a back-flip in a supermarket and landed in his trolley." ^note Aston demonstrates a back-flip as part of his story.

Olivia: "This is Justin, he is my neighbour and he has had a parcel in my hall for the last seven months, and he's here tonight because I want him to take it home."

David: "This is Justin, he tried to recruit me to his underground ping-pong club after being wowed with my skills with the bat."

Lee's Team: Olivia

Answer: David

Quick-Fire Lies

Aston: "A bodyguard once rushed me to safety after a fan went to extreme lengths to get into my hotel room."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Lee: "I once refused to help a hang glider who had become tangled in a tree, because, two hours earlier, he had been rude to me in a car park."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (4-1)

Episode 4

Episode 4 (Aired 2 November 2018)

David's Team: Big Narstie and Prue Leith

Lee's Team: Tomasz Schafernaker and Scarlett Moffatt

Home Truths

Scarlett: "I once kept a fish in Ribena."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Tomasz: "Until my mid-thirties, I had no idea that lambs were, in fact, baby sheep."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Tomasz: "This is Zoe, and while handing her a prize at the UK Weather Awards, I was struck on the head by a perspex lightning bolt."

Scarlett: "This is me old flatmate Zoe. We once discovered we'd been burgled when we arrived home dressed as burglars."

Lee: "This is Zoe. Together, we formed a search party and scoured a campsite by torchlight for a missing cuddly frog."

David's Team: Tomasz

Answer: Scarlett

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "Last year, at a village fete, I won a welly boot throwing competition, and appeared in the local paper with the caption 'Fling the Merciless'."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Narstie: "It says 'Possession', but I was young! I was young! This is an Ukabong. Me and my cousins would each make an Ukabong to play the Narstie family game, Ukabong." ^note It's a sock with more socks stuffed into the end. Rob also gives one to David, then to everyone else on the panel.

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Winners: Lee's Team (5-0)

Episode 5

Episode 5 (Aired 9 November 2018)

David's Team: Jonnie Peacock and Shaun Williamson

Lee's Team: Emma Bunton and Jo Brand

Home Truths

Jo: "At school, I once rubbed stinging nettles all over my face and told my teacher I was ill so I could go meet a boy in a graveyard."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Shaun: "I once stole the shirt off a scarecrow in order to get into a nightclub."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Emma: "When the Spice Girls stayed in hotels, we played a special game to test who was the bravest."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Shaun: "This is Shabs, I keep my chicken drumsticks in his nuclear bunker."

Jonnie: "This is Shabs, and he used to regularly park cars on my foot to stop me going anywhere."^note Jonnie clarifies that it was his prosthetic foot.

David: "This is Shabs and he's taught his parrot to say "Nice shoes, Dave," whenever I enter his cobbler's."

Lee's Team: Jonnie

Answer: Jonnie

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "Possession: This is my lucky dice. I can always a roll a six with it in three goes."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Episode 6

Episode 6 (Aired 23 November 2018)

David's Team: Richard Osman and Diane Morgan

Lee's Team: Rory Reid and Daisy May Cooper

Home Truths

Richard: "Instead of Rock–Paper–Scissors, I prefer to play my own version of the game, which is Worm-Pigeon-Shotgun."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Rory: "I am in an ongoing feud with a cat who walked a hundred miles to torment me."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Rory: "This is Jamie, and after a mixup in a tattoo parlour, we have each others' tattoo."

Daisy: "This is my ex-boyfriend Jamie, and I used to put sleeping pills in my parents' tea so could I sneak him into the house."

Lee: "This is Jamie. Whilst staying at an Airbnb, I mistook him for an intruder and attacked him with a whisk."

David's Team: Daisy

Answer: Daisy

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "I was genuinely invited to Harry and Meghan's wedding today, but I said no, because I had to come here and do this."^note This episode was recorded on 19 May 2018, the day of the Royal Wedding; the audience confirm this when prompted by Rob.

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie ^note Although Lee and the production team make "True" come up on the screens initially in order to provoke a reaction from Rob and David.

Winners: David's Team (4-0)

Episode 7 (Christmas Special)

Episode 7 - Christmas Special (Aired 24 December 2018)

David's Team: Lily Allen and Noddy Holder

Lee's Team: Siân Gibson and James Acaster

Home Truths

Noddy: "One December night, while dressed as Joseph, I had to shove a donkey off a country lane."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

James: "One Christmas, on hearing I wasn't going to get the present I wanted, I tried to drown myself in protest."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

This Is My...

Siân: "This is Jerry, and he was the policeman who came to investigate when I was heard screaming during a Christmas game of Twister."

James: "This is Jerry. He's the fireman who every Boxing Day soaks me with water during a festive game of Squirt."

Lee: "This is Jerry, he's the paramedic who ticked me off last Christmas after I landed my drone in his ambulance."

David's Team: James

Answer: James

Quick-Fire Lies

Lily: "Until last year, I believed that reindeer were fictional creatures like unicorns until my six-year-old daughter told me the truth."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

David: "Possession: Last Christmas, my brother bought me this iPad. I've never turned it on, but I have used it to kill a wasp and carry three mugs of hot chocolate."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (4-1)

Episode 8

Episode 8 (Aired 11 January 2019)

David's Team: Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo and Ronan Keating

Lee's Team: Ellie Taylor and Rhod Gilbert

Home Truths

Toff: "I instructed Deliveroo to block my orders after my bacon sandwich addiction got out of hand."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Ronan: "As part of my vocal warmup, in the hour before any Boyzone show, instead of speaking, I would insist on singing everything I had to say."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Rhod: "For one month, I chose to sleep on the streets, rather than talk to the people I was supposed to be living with."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Ronan: "This is Maria. She is the Boyzone competition winner that, 20 years ago, won the duvet from my bed."

Toff: "So, this is Maria. She works for my new business venture selling clip-on earrings for dogs."

David: "This is Maria and she once gave me a ginger nut when I came over all queasy on a glass-bottomed boat."

Lee's Team: Ronan

Answer: Ronan

Quick-Fire Lies

Ellie: "When I worked as an estate agent, if the person I was showing around the house didn't seem interested, I'd tell them Noel Edmonds was born there."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (3-2)

Episode 9

Episode 9 (Aired 18 January 2019)

David's Team: Alex Jones and Rachel Parris

Lee's Team: Stacey Dooley and Henning Wehn

Home Truths

Alex: "On a recent trip to the zoo, my bag was hijacked by a one-armed monkey."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Henning: "As a kid, my parents denied me chocolate, so every Easter, I had to run around and hunt the Easter onion."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Rachel: "This is Oliver. He once came to my rescue when I jumped off a bridge by mistake."

Alex: "This is Oliver, and I once took a worm into the D.I.Y. store where Oliver works, and asked him to colour-match some paint to it."

David: "This is Oliver, and we've become friends since he was cast as me in the German version of Peep Show."

Lee's Team: Alex

Answer: Rachel

Quick-Fire Lies

Stacey: "I was once so cold, I shivered my skirt off."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Lee: "I once got my head stuck in a set of railings whilst trying to show my kids how I once got my head stuck in a set of railings."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (5-0)

Episode 10 (Unseen Bits)

Unseen Bits (Aired 24 January 2019)

Home Truths

Jon Richardson: "At home, if I need to remember to do something, I will put my slippers on the wrong feet and won't swap them back until I've done it."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Diane Morgan: "Possession: Every time I lose a tooth, I put it in a pot. This is that pot."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Bob Mortimer: "My first taste of fame was when the local newspaper dubbed me the Cockroach King."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Emma Bunton: "When I was Baby Spice I mainly just ate babyfood."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

David: "I can walk from my house to the corner shop on only one gulp of air, and regularly do so, just for fun."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Henning Wehn: "I once presented a woman at work with what I now realise was a deeply inappropriate gift."^note Henning claims that the gift was a dustpan and brush.

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Jo Brand: "I was once favourite to win an athletics event, but ended up coming last after an incident in a toilet cubicle."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Lucy Porter: "I once continued with a first date even though I'd been sick in my handbag."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Episode 11 (The Best Bits)

The Best Bits (Aired 31 January 2019)

Georgia Toffolo: "I instructed Deliveroo to block my orders after my bacon sandwich addiction got out of hand." [Previously seen in episode 8]

Bob Mortimer: "Following advice from Chris Rea, I always crack an egg into my bath." [Previously seen in episode 1]

Alex Jones: "On a recent trip to the zoo, my bag was hijacked by a one-armed monkey." [Previously seen in episode 9]

Shaun Williamson: "I once stole the shirt off a scarecrow in order to get into a nightclub." [Previously seen in episode 5]

Big Narstie: "Possession: This is an Ukabong. Me and my cousins would each make an Ukabong to play the Narstie family game, Ukabong." [Previously seen in episode 4]

Lee Mack: "I was genuinely invited to Harry and Meghan's wedding today, but I said no, because I had to come here and do this." [Previously seen in episode 6]