With a little help from Nelson taking out pre-race favorite Milhouse, Bart wins the annual Springfield Elementary "Last Day of School Race Around the School," but doesn't feel proud of it. Meanwhile, Homer tries to bring back the Fourth of July town picnic after the town cancels it due to budget cuts.
- Call-Back: Those who participated in the race were Jessica Lovejoy, Micheal D'Amico and the "Sinatra Kid".
- Dirty Coward: Grandpa states he hitch back on the landing boats on D-Day than take part in the battle. A move like that however would have had him imprisoned or shot for desertion.
- Even the Dog Is Ashamed: Santa's Little Helper gets angry with Bart until he finally makes it up to Milhouse.
- Fat Suit: Milhouse reveals to Bart that he's secretly been training for the school race, and has been wearing a "dummy tummy" so people don't notice how lean he's gotten.
- Meaningful Name: When Homer's plans to bring back the town picnic put people's lives in danger, Grandpa flees by hitching on a boat named "The Yellow Belly". "Yellow belly" is a term for "coward".
- Noodle Incident: Homer says he's enrolling Bart in camp over the summer, but Marge points out it's actually a prison road crew. Bart them comments he did that the previous summer and he isn't allowed back.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Bart unleashes the bass when he says "I suck, you suck!" after he has a nightmare about seeing dozens of Millhouse and sings 42 on a page.