Air Date: 1 December 2014
Content Rating: TV-MA
Hambrosia, suffering from Easy Amnesia, wanders around a mostly empty Holler, until she finds Virginia Dare, who turns into Meemaw. Meemaw tells Hambrosia How We Got Here: Because of her Barbie Doll Anatomy, Hambrosia needed Hershey to be her surrogate mother. Hershey gave birth to an Eldritch Abomination, and Hambrosia came to Meemaw, who told her a story about how she wandered a mostly empty holler, until Meemaw told her a story. Meanwhile, Hurlan gives himself a GroinAttack, and Boss tells him he needs to rob the sperm bank. Hurlan can't do it, so Boss gives him "pure, uncut blood of a black man" to give him the courage. Hurlan chases it all over, but then it mugs him.
- Alternate Universe: Meemaw creates one in which she claims to be able to die.
- Arc Words: "The impossible is possible if the reality it's in is itself impossible."
- Cerebus Rollercoaster: The main Storyline is a Wham Episode, full of Surreal Horror, that may require multiple viewings. Hurlan's storyline is nothing but PFFR's trademark Surreal Humor.
- The Ending Changes Everything
- Gainax Ending
- Groin Attack: Hurlan castrates himself with a paper shredder.
- Mind Fuck: Possibly the biggest one so far, which is saying something.
- Scary Black Man: After the Fantastic Drug becomes sentient, it becomes this, even pulling a knife out of Hammerspace.
- The Other Darrin: The Sheriff is now played by Scott Adsit. Justified in that Season 3 is an Alternate Universe like Season 2.
- Wham Line: "I am going to DIE!"
- Wham Episode
- Twist Ending
