After hearing Peter drunkenly boast about being able to kick Liam Neeson's (guest starring As Himself) ass in a fight one time too many, Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire dare Peter to put his money where his mouth is...and Peter ends up being Neeson's personal slave. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a preschool monitor and Stewie grows jealous of Lois caring for the other kids.
Examples:
- Ambiguously Bi: Quagmire celebrates his one thousandth sexual conquest. Cleveland exclaims "1,000 women?" Quagmire emphasizes 1,000 conquests with "No further questions."
- Bestiality Is Depraved: Quagmire's one thousandth conquest is a Big mouth Bass. A woman in the audience is very offended by this because she thought she was going to witness "normal intercourse" in a public place.
- Black Comedy Rape: Peter is sexually assaulted by Colin Farrell while dressed up as Mrs. Potato Head.Peter: (still dressed as Mrs. Potato Head) The back is all mashed potatoes now.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Peter finally fights Liam Neeson. He gets ass beat very badly while only landing one hit (an elbow to Liam’s face) during the fight.
- Date Rape: Peter experiences a sex with Quagmire simulation through a VR headset. This consists of a woman accepting a drink from Quagmire and coming to as Quagmire puts her in a taxi outside of his house.
- Defeat Means Respect: A variation—while Peter doesn't get Neeson's respect, his three best friends are impressed that Peter ultimately went through with the fight (along with the fact that he managed to survive).
- Insane Troll Logic: Somehow, Liam Neeson equates things like his enjoyment of remote control cars and being out of gluten-free crackers to needing Peter to go down to local gym shower rooms and having other men pee on him. Peter tries to point out that there's no apparent connection between these things, yet Neeson (and at least one of the shower men) sees this as perfectly normal.
- Teacher/Student Romance: The guest of honor at Quagmire's celebration is the woman he lost his virginity to; his (now elderly) elementary school teacher! This is Played for Laughs too.Quagmire: Do I still get a piece of candy afterwards? *crowd laughs*
- Really Gets Around: Quagmire's promiscuity is displayed on full blast in this episode; he's had a thousand sexual conquests, it's implied that not all of them are women, and his 1000th is a sea bass.
