Radar / Vacanta Mare

While Vacanța Mare were never meant for kids (in fact they even advice parents not to take kids to their shows) when they got on TV things changed as the CNA would often send warnings about their raunchy humor.

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• In one episode Garcea was talking about his childhood
  Garcea: We were 3 twins. 2 were sucking milk from mom and i.....
  (Audience Laugh)
  Garcea: I don't get it.Why are you laughing? I was bottle fed by my dad.
• In another episode
  Dad: I have to take [the baby] to my wife because he has to suck.
  (Audience Laugh)
  Garcea: You realize that whatever we say they would laugh

• In another episode Garcea is asked what time is it however since he doesn't know how to read a watch he is asked "How the tongues (arms) are". Garcea's answer
  Garcea: (giggles) Fuck off! (Beat) They suck! Especially German and Russian (turns to the audience) what were you thinking?

• In another episode Garcea talks to his son's teacher
  Teacher: What job does your wife have?
  Garcea: Well she has a job.... Go to hell! I'm not telling you intimate things!

• In "Garcea at the shooting range" the Captain is asking the cops were they did military service
  Captain: Were did you do it?
  Cozma: I did it in the back of the Garage
  Captain: The Military service i meant!

• In The Ancient Greece episode from the time pill Xena catches one of Tolomacus' men and asks him "Were did the other one wiped it" which means "were did he ran/go". Prompting the captured soldier to replay He whipped it off the drapes. You should have seen how angry the boss was when he spoiled his drapes".

• In "The Circus" Lila was a "flea trainer"
  Lila: Giuseppe give the paw.... (looking at him angrily with a scolding finger) not this, the other one i taught you.
  • For those who don't get it "giving the paw" or just "paw" is a Romanian slang for masturbation.

• In the same episode after Lila accidental kills the flea it's revealed that it was actually Leana's flea, Tiberius.
  Leana: Don't you know that sentimental memories are linked to Tiberius? Like when i was at Fane Cârlig and we.....
  Costel: And you what?

• In "the War" Axinte was supposed to swear at the enemy and lure them into a trap.
  Costel: Do you know how to swear?
  Axinte: OMG! I stick my...
  Costel: Not now!
  Axinte: Their Mothers!
  Costel Not Now!

• Also from the war
  Leana: (singing) I crossed the valley, i crossed the hill, to lift up your morale
  Costel, Axinte, Mitică, Romică and Frankfurt: (singing) You crossed the valley, you crossed the hill, to lift up our morale x2
  Lila: (singing) I crossed the valley, i crossed the hill (Beat) (speaking) What were we lifting up?
  • Even when Leana proposed "Raising the Morale" she sounded suggestive.

• In "The Baptism" after Frankfurt gives a cigarette to the Godparents' baby.
  Axinte: Ask him! Does he want chicks?
  Frankfurt: Is your sister a chick?
  Lila: But what am i?
  Frankfurt: Your a..... What are those single-use things called?
  Axinte: What are you saying about my sister?!

• In "The Harvest day" we see Lila and Frankfurt in the barn doing what seems like sex at first. However it then turns out they were actually playing cards.
• In "At the School" Leana and Costel are called at the school by Axinte and Lila's teacher to talk about their children and at one point this exchange happens
  Costel: I've heard that he chased a girl in the bathroom and that he tried to....
  Teacher: Please let's not use fowl language Mr Pîrțag!

• At the beginning of "Lila Reporter" Lila tells her family that she regrets she didn't had a tape to film the dream.
  Costel: I'd apply this "Dream filming" idea to your mother. I'm really curious to see if she is as stupid in dreams as in real life.
  Leana: You want to film what i dream? You would need roughly 15 tapes for one night.And all of them need to say "Restricted to kids under 15 years of age!".

• Another one from "Lila Reporter"
  Leana: (About Costel) Do you realize how stupid can he be? If i was a man and had such a daughter that takes interviews of me when i go to the toilet, i think i'd strangle her with my tights.
  Axinte: Whatever you say. When Lila will take and interview of you in intimate situations, you will see!
  Leana: To take interview of me in my intimate situations?
  Axinte: Yes.
  Leana: That means that Mitică will do most of the talking since I will be busy.

• In "The Aliens" Leana hides "Mitică" under the bed when Costel (injected with the intelligence serum) comes home
  Costel: I detect the presence of a foreign body.
  Leana: Maybe it's a rat, Costel.
  Costel: Weight:50 KG.
  Leana: Maybe they are 50 rats 1 KG each.
  Costel: It has a mustache.
  Leana: Logically, darling. Have you ever seen a rat without mustache?
  Costel: The exemplar is not possessing a tail.
  Leana: It has a tai... it doesn't have a tail! He probably ate it, don't you know that even rats have nothing to eat in this house?

• In an episode of "Inimă de Oltean" the characters eat some pills which causes them to speak in rhymes. At one point they decided to make a play but the pills wear off. And at one point Costel says something that rhymes with "To kick you in the balls"
• In the 2009 New Year special, at the end of the musical segment
  Leana: Boys stop arguing! He may have ate your Sarmale but I can make you a soup.
  Costel: Thanks but i reject your soup which tastes like slop i had a reason to kick him in the ba...To beat him up

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