Lurch, there are some things you can do and some things an ape can do
We've left Lurch in the lurch
We spell our name with two "d"s! The second "d" makes all the difference!—
: I didn't know that Aunt Anemia had a beard and a moustache. Gomez
: A beard maybe, but never a moustache.
-"Cousin Itt's Problem"
To mirth, to merriment, to manslaughter!
Gomez: Tish, how long has it been since we've waltzed?
: Oh, Gomez......hours.
Wednesday: Father, it was terrible, they killed him!
Gomez Mr. Hilliard?
Wednesday: The dragon!
Gomez [visibly shocked]: What dragon?! Who killed the dragon?
Wednesday: A knight in shining armor! He killed the dragon!
Gomez: I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon!
: Poor defenseless dragon!
To deny death is to deny life.