From the original fic
Hi my name is Sara (not Palin unfortanetly) and im a 13 yearold girl who loves America and God and the Constantution so i librul soshalist who likes barrack obama than LEAVE NAO and go back too getting wefare for noting and trying to turn every1 into gay athists also I lik video games like supper smash bras and otters even thou im a gril (my mom sad id turn a les if I play video game but I put pics of jaykob from twilit and juston beber in my room so idont).
The first author's note
you Christens wil be defeet on day! athests alreedy rule dis cuntry becuz of obama car and son all Christens will goto deaf panells!
Chap 1: Misson Form God
BECAUSE IMA LESBAN!
Samus in Chap 2: Sara Meats Charecters
From The REEL Sekwel
From MSTs
Abandon all hope, ye who carry on from this point
Mintaka-TK. Chapter 1
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Everyone in Double-Dee-Edd-Boy's commentary of chapter 2
Welp, Chairman Mao had sex with Pearl Harbor
Guntz in Double-Dee-Edd-Boy's commentary of chapter 12
So, the PCC, Sara, attacks by shitting on things.
Lui. Chapter 4 Revisted
First one on the chopping block… The queen of all Smash Brothers badfics and probably all of Vg fic-dom! The obscene… the infamous… the one and only… Supper Smash Bros Mishonh from God!
*generic duh-duh daaahhh!!!!*
Erika, A Wild Badfic Appeared! Commentaries Episode 1, "A Wild Badfic Appears!"
(Erika: Oh my Laika, she just left a bulls-eye for us, boys! PINYATA TIME!)(Ness and Sonic: Like YOU?!)(Robin: Like hair like person, they say!)(Rock: That was an unfortunate typo?)(Rush: Woof!)
A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 2, "Let’s get into the meat; and fourth walls yay!"
Don't question anti-Paula's logic! RESPECT IT!
Ness, A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 3, "Two Blue Recruits and Magic Gum"
Achievement unlocked. Misspellin' tha same word in tha same line.
Ness, A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 4, "The Trio's Here!"
Wait, Snake is Marth's dad here? *Viridi imitation* But his game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with eachother!
Pit, A Wild Badfic Appeared! comms. Episode 4, "The Trio's Here!"
And the misspelling of the century goes to ‘Meatball Fake’.
Sonia, Weird SSB Fanfics, chapter 4 of the REEL Sekwel
From Youtube Readings
Oh my!
Let's Dub crew, every time they read something they deem as Accidental Innuendo. Usually done in the style of George Takei
Gay otters? Oh crap!
Tyranee of the Let's Dub crew, after reading one of the recurring misspellings
Oh no.
LJ of the Let's Dub crew, whenever the word "Ono" shows up. Usually said in a flat Knuckles voice
That is what we call bad grammar. That is what we call non-existant grammar. This fanfic lives in its own little world, Paco. And you're about to enter it. Welcome to hell.
LJ of the Let's Dub crew, said in response to Pacoslimee's question on the grammar in part two of the reading of The REEL Sekwel.
If you ever thought the English language as it is is too easy, this is a real challenge for you.
Rhuze of the Let's Dub crew on the constant grammar errors, said to Guildencrantz in part three of the reading of The REEL Sekwel.
Pure linguistic terror.
Guildencrantz of the Let's Dub crew in response to the above.
Pinkshuuchan: It's official, everyone's shitting!
Rhuze: Everyone.
Tyranee: Everybody. Well, that's how this fanfic was made.
Rhuze: Pure shit.
Pinkshuuchan: Everyone shits in this fanfic.
Tyranee: That's how it was made though. Like, she just shat on a piece of paper and put it online.
Rhuze: Then she shat a ballet.
Guildencrantz: Well, how did she get it into the disc drive though?
Tyranee: She used her shatgun.
LJ: You don't want to know. Let's not continue this coversation anymore. I'm getting queasy.
Let's Dub crew in part 4 of The REEL Sekwel, on the constant use of shit, shat and the like.
