Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle...
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love; an elegantly simple nine-pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
— Yuri Orlov, Lord of War
Military hardware in Iron Sky is such that we're going to ban Michael Bay from masturbating in the theater.
We're gonna need a lot of guns.
—Mayanote , Borderlands 2 Launch Date Trailer
Sgt. Angel: Mr Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm.
Webley: <incomprehensible muttering>
Walker: <slightly less incomprehensible muttering>
Danny: "He does for this one."
Sgt. Angel: ...what do you mean by "this one?"
Webley: <incomprehensible muttering>
Walker: <slightly less incomprehensible muttering>
Danny: "He does for this one."
Sgt. Angel: ...what do you mean by "this one?"
— Hot Fuzz
HOLY GUN BONER
— Deadpool
As of this writing there are a whopping 119 volumes of this series in print. Could you imagine reading all of them?? You'd probably put a bullet in your brain afterwards — though, these being Gold Eagle books, by that time you'd be able to identify the bullet as, say, a 5.56x45mm NATO round with a 62 grain Steel Penetrator lead core Full Metal Jacket.
— Glorious Trash review of the The Executioner series.
Most of the training concerned firearms. Muller rambled on and on about guns. His lectures made him sound more like an arms dealer trying to peddle his products than a survivalist instructor. However, most of his clients sat spellbound when he discussed staggered-row box magazines, barley-corn sights and steel trunnion blocks. Most of them had no idea what the hell he was talking about, but it sounded very impressive.
— Phoenix Force, "Tooth and Claw"
"You have to know your enemy, Alfred. I'd never use one, but even I can appreciate the attraction of a gun. The heft...the sleekness...the cool steel...the precision...and the power. The power to change lives, history. The power of God."
— Bruce Wayne, Batman: Gotham Knight
‘Pfft’ — he knew the silent but deadly whisper of a silenced SIG SG 550 rifle with a 650mm barrel and a 254mm rifling twisting rate.
— Chloe W., Lyttle Lytton Contest
"Ever had the embarrassment of Moon Men gate-crashing your cocktail party? Or an evening with your Venusian princess overrun with fetid swamp creatures? Well, Dr Grordbort has the solution to your problem with an initial release of three models — one or more of these will ensure that you can restore peace to any of your galactic estates! Choose from the Manmelter 3600ZX, ideal for atomising moon soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience. Or how about the F.N.O.M. Industries Wave Disrupter Gun. A fickle piece and not designed for those of a meek and gentle disposition, but this little tiger will turn your foes to a slurry! Last but by no means least is the Goliathon 83. Designed for the sportsman who takes his hunting very seriously, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9th's of an African elephant in ten Earth seconds!"
— Weta Workshop
