"Okaaaay, gun violence may be the answer to everything up in Canada, Robin, but here in America we solve our problems with words."
— Ted, How I Met Your Mother, "The Chain of Screaming"
'I like guns, I like the way they look.
I like the shiny steel and the polished wood
I don't care if they are big or small,
if they are for sale, hell I want them all,
I like guns, I like guns, I like guns."
I like the shiny steel and the polished wood
I don't care if they are big or small,
if they are for sale, hell I want them all,
I like guns, I like guns, I like guns."
— Steve Lee, I Like Guns
"Your affinity for guns is apparent. I'm sure you'll find something useful down there".
— Samuel Hayden, to the Doom Slayer, Doom (2016)
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. [sniffles] Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boollet."
— The Heavy, Team Fortress 2
"What up, Hurkamaniacs! It's your boy, Hurk. Back to where I was born and raised, then I meet these Eden's Gate dipshits. And they think they can do whatever they want? No. You want me to turn some wheels into scrap metal? You point, and I'll shoot, man. Point. Shoot. Point. Shoot. Point, shoot. Point-shoot, point-shoot, point-shoot, point-shoot- Fuck! I love shooting things, man! Come on, you know I do! I got a passion for it. It lives in my balls and it bubbles up to my gut! What about moving targets? Don't you worry, your boy Hurk's got them heat-seeking missiles, too! But real talk. On a spiritual level, I'm the only person here with a direct line to the Monkey King up above. So if you want a grade-A American badass who's blessed by the monkeys, I'm right here for ya!"
We iz da shootiest!
We'z gonna shoot some stuff up, yeah?
Look at me flash boss.
Dere's things ta shoot over there?
Run an' shoot, shoot an' run.
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!
I loves the sound of me shoota, don't you?
Mine's shootier'n yours.
Sure we'll take it, but when do we get to start shootin'?
We'z got it, can we shoot stuff now?
Dey'z shootin' at us! At US!
We'z gonna shoot some stuff up, yeah?
Look at me flash boss.
Dere's things ta shoot over there?
Run an' shoot, shoot an' run.
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!
I loves the sound of me shoota, don't you?
Mine's shootier'n yours.
Sure we'll take it, but when do we get to start shootin'?
We'z got it, can we shoot stuff now?
Dey'z shootin' at us! At US!
—Ork Flash Gitz
, Dawn of War
, Dawn of WarAww, how am I supposed to last five days without shooting something?
— Homer, The Simpsons, The Cartridge Family
Masked Goon: [huffs his rifle]
What if I had a gun that... shot OTHER guns?
— Jinx, League of Legends
”Oh boy, do you love guns. You really, really love guns. I mean, there are folks out there who say they love guns, but they don't hold a candle to your unconditional infatuation with guns. When you're not busy lobbying to overturn the marriage statute banning the union between a Nevadean and their gun, you're playing with guns. Taking apart guns. Tweaking guns. Putting guns back together again. You never leave your house without your guns, and when you come home, you cannot go to sleep until you've said goodnight to every gun in your possession.”
— Tinkerer Origin description, MADNESS: Project Nexus 2
