Cow: "Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room... to read?"
Mom: "Me too, Chicken. Can I, um, use the bathroom too?"
Dad: "Come on, son, I gotta core the apple."
Mom: "I have to launch the raft!"
Dad: "Come on, Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!"
Cow: "I need to stew the beans, big brother! Will you be much longer?"
Chicken: "I ain't takin' no bath!"
Dad: "Come on! I gotta, uh.. uh, feed the ducks!"
Cow: "Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!"
Chicken: "The bathroom is closed for duration!"
Dad: "Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!"
Mom: "I can't hold it any longer... could you please hurry, honey?"
Cow: "I gotta peel the onion!"
Chicken: "How rude! Not while I'm in the tub, bub!"
Mom: "Hurry up, Chicken! I gotta wash the window!"
Dad: "I gotta make peace with the Germans."
Mom: "Gotta run for Congress here!"
Cow & Parents: "Come on, Chicken, take a bath already!"
Cow: "Chicken! It's time to flip the pickles!"
Dad: "Come on, Chicken!"
Mom: "I gotta resolve the family crisis!"
Cow: "I simply must pull the rip cord!"
Dad: "I must wash the window!"
Mom: "I-I-I gotta spoon the balls!"
Cow: "Let me let the puppies run, please!"
Dad: "Gotta shake hands with the president!"
Mom: "Gotta press the issue!"
Cow: "Chicken, I need to let the cat out!"
Dad: "It's time to drive the governor home."
Mom: "I need to stuff the olives!"
Cow: "Have to shuck the corn!"
Mom: "Oooh! It's time to burp the baby!"
Cow: "May I please hammer out the facts?"
Mom: "I... I... got to straighten my fancy!"
Cow: "Lay some carpet, por favor."
Dad: "Gotta talk to the boss!"
— Cow and Chicken, an example of going to the Hurricane of Euphemisms, "Chicken in the Bathroom"
"If you'll excuse me, pressing engagement!"
— Lincoln Loud, The Loud House, the pilot
"Curly gotta woo-woo!"
— Curly Bear, Sesame Street, "Elmo's Potty Time"
"I'll just find the little caveman's room."
— Stitch, Horrible Histories, "The Savage Stone Age"
"Where's the little astronaut's room?"
— Clyde McBride, The Loud House, "Rocket Men"
"My pee-pee is escaping. My pee-pee is escaping. My pee-pee is escaping, Daddy."
— Little Bird, "The Potty Song
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""And he *keeps* wanting to go to the lavatory. But he doesn't *say*, 'I want to go to the lavatory'. He says he must go and see his mother!"
— Gerald, My Family and Other Animals (subverted as it turns out he really was seeing her)
"I have to see a man about a wallaby."
— Dr. P. Sherman, Finding Nemo
"You're finally back at [your girlfriend]'s place for a little brown chicken brown cow, when you hit with love potion number two."
"You're in a big fancy-pants meeting, when out of nowhere you need to download a brown load."
"You're finally meeting his family of eight over a home-cooked meal big enough for thirty, when you need to bake a kiester casserole."
Greg: "Fregley is in my Phys Ed class at school, and he has this whole made-up language. Like when he needs to go to the bathroom, he says-"
Fregley: "JUICE! JUUUICE!!!"
Rebecca: Right, I've got to go and see a man about a horse.
Ted: Huh, I didn't know girls said that when they got to pee
Rebecca: No Ted, I'm buying a horse.
— Ted Lasso: Mom City
