Dax: During the reckoning, the Bajorans will either suffer horribly, or... eat fruit.
Sisko: Eat fruit?
Dax: Given the tone of the rest of the inscriptions, I would bet on horrible suffering.
Sisko: Eat fruit?
Dax: Given the tone of the rest of the inscriptions, I would bet on horrible suffering.
"He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a root beer float."
— Dory, Finding Nemo
"Well, red usually means 'Caution', or 'Beef' if it's a bouillon cube."
—Alsatia Zevo, Toys
"Recently, there was a article in the New York Times, a Koran scholar said: 'The actual translation is not 71 dark-haired virgins, but 71 crystal clear raisins.' Slight difference in interpretation, really. It's like instead of 'Thou Shalt Not Kill', it's 'Thou shalt not wear a kilt'. And the Scottish are going: 'Fuck off!' Imagine some guy blows himself up, goes to the gates of Heaven: 'Where are my bitches?' 'Here are your raisins!' Or 71 Virgils going: 'You got a pretty mouth...'."
— Robin Williams, Live On Broadway
Luka: 🎵🎶
Marinette: Either our date is at 5... or his mom got arrested.
Juleka: Both actually. You're getting better.
Marinette: Either our date is at 5... or his mom got arrested.
Juleka: Both actually. You're getting better.
—Unnamed Miraculous Ladybug fancomic
"A lot of this is written in a different language. These Starbombs are either 1. totally okay to eat or 2. guaranteed death by diarrhea if eaten. Man, I've had a good education."
—Player character, House Party (2017)
Ax: [The Taxxon is] welcoming the Visser back aboard the Blade ship. Or he may be telling him his brother is a meteor fragment. I understand Galard, but this morph's hearing is very uncertain.
—Animorphs on hearing in fly morph