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"Concept: Silent Hill-esque hell town tries to drive protagonist mad with subtle reality-bending brainfuckery, protagonist fails to notice because they have ADHD and are totally accustomed to their environment not matching how they remember it."
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"underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons"
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"I cannot stop you, Zarm. My ring is the power of Heart, which allows us to love. Heart to care for our planet and friends. (pointing at Zarm) My ring will not touch you because... you have no heart."
Ma-Ti, Captain Planet and the Planeteers, "Summit to Save Earth"

Glenn Quagmire: (in bed) Wow! That was terrific, Jessica!
Joe Swanson: (Disguised in Drag) It was good for me, too.
Quagmire: (screams)
Joe: (laughs; takes off wig) Gotcha again, Quagmire!
Quagmire: You said you were that waitress from Friendly's!
Joe: I Lied!
Quagmire: Ya' jerk!
Joe: (snickers) I didn't feel anything! But, you did!
Peter Griffin: Happy Halloween, fuckface!

Enrico Pucci: This is the true answer! The truth behind the ability Weather Report had sealed away! In the past, when the same phenomenon occurred to the innocent people in my hometown, I saw that a blind old woman was completely unaffected. And that's when I understood the solution to getting rid of the strange occurrence!
Narciso Anasui: Being blind? You can't...
Pucci: Weather, even if I can't see, I can still sense where you are with my intuition. And this will work long after I've removed my ability to use my eyes. But let me tell you, closing your eyes now will not save you, Anasui. There is no way to escape from the subliminal messaging once it has dug its roots into your soul. As long as Weather continues to draw breath, this destructive phenomenon will never end!

Blindside: Gotcha, Hornhead! And thanks to the chemicals in my glove... now you're totally blind! Quick, everybody! Pile on!
Spider-Man: Man, Blindside, it's just not your night, is it?
(cut to Blindside being flung sideways through a window)

Sokka: It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing!
Sokka: ...Sorry.

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