So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad. I'm telling you anyway.
It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but... you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!
All around the Stactus plant the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought t'was all in fun, POP! goes the bandit.
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY. EXPLOSIONS?
IT'S TIME FOR A LOOOOOT''-SPLOSION.
—Steve the Bandit