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Quotes / A Fool and His New Money Are Soon Parted

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Being a successful gold digger is so much more than just stealing a mountain of cash from a sugar daddy and spending it on platinum dildos and diamond clitty rings.
Michael K., "Heather Mills is a Dumb Gold Digger"

I remember once when he got sick, the only time as a performer when I knew he got sick. Altovise [his wife] called me on the second day and said, 'What are we going to do for money?' And that's when I looked at the five hundred gold watches. He had no financial stability whatsoever.
Leslie Bricusse on Sammy Davis Jr.

If they earned £10 million, they'd blow it all by buying Jura or a fleet of K Foundation airships or a Van Gogh to be ceremonially burned.
Sarah Champion on The KLF

See, this is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Amy, Futurama, "Viva Mars Vegas"

A foole and his monie be soone at debate,
which after with sorrow repents him too late.
Thomas Tusser

Woody Boyd: Can you believe it? Mr. Clavin's going into Final Jeopardy with $22,000.
Norm Peterson: Yeah, and I'm really depressed, too.
Woody: Why?
Norm: I know he's gonna blow it before I have the chance to hit him up for a loan.
Norm: Well, you gotta have faith, Woody.
Cheers, "What is... Cliff Clavin?"

Now I've swung back down again, it's worse than it was before,
If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor.
James, "Sit Down"


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