Memes / Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

• Alucard's laugh after he trolls someone.
• HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
• "Give me a hug!" Alucard's Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking Pre-Mortem One-Liner, following "Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me!"
• You got Rip Rolled!, after Rip Van Winkle sang "Never Gonna Give You Up".
• "Whoops, did I just accidentally a war?" Alucard starting World War III by shooting Schrodinger for harassing Police Girl.
• "Bitches love cannons." Both in-universe and out. A reference to Alucard wanting Walter to arm Seras, insisting that she be given a cannon because "bitches love cannons."
  • To be fair, Seras DOES use the cannon a lot and says the phrase herself.
• "A real fucking vampire!" Aside from being the first line he says in the series, that one sentence has come to be the fan's distinguishing summation of Hellsing vampires and, by extension, any really powerful or badass vampire version, especially when compared to other, "lesser" vampires. He also says "Excuse me, but I'm a Fuck-mothering vampire!" at one point.
• "Very Enthusiastic Walk(s)" has become a Deadly Euphemism for bloody rampages.
• The Major's pronunciation of "war" with an Eastern European accent has led to a lot of people joking about how he has certain fetishes.
  "I. LOOOOOOOOVE. VOOOOOOORE."
• Expect anyone referencing Father Renaldo O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan to add "who is also Italian" to the end of his name, to the point where it might as well be part of his name (and given the nature of the series and the fact that his name is mentioned only once, it may very well be).