Paul: Hey, Rebecca, how'd it go in there? What's his mood like? Rebecca:[turns and shows her tear-stained face before running off sobbing] Paul & Artemis:[cringe]
Odie Doty's entire introductory scene, particularly his cartoonish dash at the end.
Ags running through the woods to fax the Connor Creek Welcome Packet to Artie and Paul.
Ags: Time me, time me! I can go fast! Just time me, alright? It's 30 seconds, I'll do it. [beat] Paul: God bless her.
The reveal of the mayor in Episode 4.
Artemis: You elected a dog as your mayor? Odie: It started out as a pretty funny joke, but then we took it too far.
Artemis describing Twitter to Desmond as a "tiny sentence journal".
Quinn anytime he gets insulted or excited about his cooking.
Dr. Henry's methods of treating Paul, which include spitting sterilizing alcohol on his wound.
Artemis:[takes lollipop from Paul] I don't think we should be ingesting anything that comes from that man.
Artemis and Madison throwing their drinks in Silas's face after he insults them.
Quinn: They ought to write that on my tombstone, because it's going to kill me.
The town council's minute-long freakout in reaction to Barney Fletcher's death in Episode 7.
"The hooey... was true-y."
Examples for the podcast include:
Artemis on Paul's knowledge of pop culture:
Artemis: You never talk so elegantly as when you discuss things that don't matter at all.
Ryan Reynolds sent 18 voicemails, 4 letters, 9 faxes, 3 packages, and one... Edible Arrangement.
The recap of Artie and Paul's road trip in Chapter 1, which includes multiple replays of American Pie, multiple nonsense games, and Artemis threatening to kill Paul.
Paul: Here's another one. Boink, Marry, Kill: the Babadook, the fish monster from The Shape of Water, or Sarah Koenig. Aartemis: I'm going to kill you if you don't cut this out and Sarah Koenig will investigate your murder and exonerate me.
The entire election in Chapter 5 — between the 3:45 wakeup, caucusing over inane voting methods, the Mayor's "speeches", and the antics of the townsfolk, it's completely nuts in the best way.
For example, this exchange:
Olivia: The Conservatitve Conservation Party of Connor Creek casts its 14 delegates to Blue Ink. Vern: The Liberal Use of Federal Filibuster Party of Connor Creek casts its 16 delegates to Blue Ink. Barney: The Eggceptional Independent Party of Connor Creek casts its 1 delegate to Black Ink. Vern: Barney. C'mon. Barney: I'm within my rights.
In connection with the elections, there is the Next Week on Wayward Guide from Chapter 4.
Donny Meadows: Uhm, for marital status are we putting current status or like ideal status? [huffs; to self] I don't wanna close myself off to potential partners, [loudly] I'm just gonna fill out two cards!
