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Shorts
- Patrick
trying to confess to his parents about being a mime and sucking at it. Among the things that his family thinks is saying that he is gay, an alligator, a cupcake, thinks the Jews did 9/11 and wants "certain folk" to sit on the back of the bus, etc.Stanley: Are you gay?
[Patrick signs no with his head]
Stanley: Bullshit! You're the gayest kid in the world!
Mom: Stanley!!
Stanley: What? He is!
Suzie: I wanna be gay!Patrick: I'm a fucking mime! - Most of The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere, plus he's voiced by Egoraptor.
- There's a Freeze-Frame Bonus when the doctor explains that the man has ass cancer on a clipboard, he briefly turns his clipboard around to reveal that it reads "ROB VOTED FOR HITLER".
- While most of Waiting for the Bus is a Tear Jerker, the first and last moments are chuckleworthy.
- Waiting for the Bus 2 trolls the audience by ending abruptly and having half of the short be nonsensical credits.
- The son simply going back to watching TV.
- Waiting for the Bus 2
- The Rope, one of the most ridiculous C&H sketches ever.
- Speed Racist's agonizingly hilarious death.
- "Go back to Africa! (crash)
- The Barbershop Quartet greet a girl from a taxi. And the driver joins in, saying something far more inappropriate.
- The horses' ridiculously overdramatic reaction in Carousel.
- Public Bathroom. That is all.
- Tell my Wife, which is basically a crazy domestic dispute coupled with a War Movie cliche.
- "She and I have been at odds lately. Ever sense she, shot me, in the lungs."
- Le Telepathé. So wrong it's hilarious. What really nails it is how the waiter's expression and accent change for a split second when he says "We cannot just replace the DICKS you ordered because you changed your mind."
- Beer Run is already amusing enough in itself, including one scene where the protagonist crashes into a shopping cart full of food and it all lands in a homeless person's lap. However, the unused alternate cut adds a little something else.
- His reaction to accidantally killing his friend from the beginning.
"OH SHIT! I forgot the ice!" - Princess starts off as a straight Disney homage... then we get to the prince who sings about how he plans to have sex while "freshening up" with a skunk as a scorpion pokes holes in a condom. The date goes horribly wrong, at which point he goes home to masturbate using slug slime as lubricant while singing cheerfully about it.
- Don't Go to Space discourages children from dreaming of becoming an astronaut by listing off every single way they could die horribly. As the child lists off the planets he wanted to see, the narrator would tell him that none of them were safe for whatever reason, including Earth.
- Jesus eating a child in space. Nuff said.
- Turns out the whole episode was a VHS tape played by a father to his son, who now switches career choice to fireman instead. Cue the tape named "Don't Be A Fireman"...
- Introducing John Battman. He's got the moves, belts, and vendetta against clocks to punch all baddies into cages. He doesn't have a phone, so put a light in a cloud.
- Agent 7 receives his newest gadgets from Q.
- The hilarious scream from Harry The Handsome Butcher.
- The better thing is that the guy is STILL screaming his head off in the mid-credits scene while writing about his experience.
- "While Bryce White by light, by night Bryce White takes flight with the might of rights to fight for all blight, the White Knight!"
- In a smiliar vein, The Narc Knight. The worst kid you could ever encounter has been made into a suprisingly effective superhero who can reduce dangerous criminals to whining elementary schoolers who just got in trouble. It's both hillarious and awesome.
- The Punishment. Crosses the Line Twice incarnate.
- And as of the Lights Out Sagas end, Jonathans been hitting bongs with Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Gandhi in the afterlife, possibly 24/7.
- Whilst most of the Silly the Clown shorts are mostly terrifying, Holy Toast borders on Horror Comedy ala MeatCanyon.
The Cyanide & Happiness Show
A Day at the Beach
- Any of the scenes where insects and men switch places. Especially at the very end, when it's revealed that after the nuclear war that nearly wipes out the entire world, men are the only remaining beings to survive.
- "Being Ugly is Awesome Sometimes"
- The magician pulling a entire boat out of magic.
Why I Hate Summer Camp
Grandpa's War Stories
The Meaning Of Love
Dirty Dealings
San Diego Breakfast
The Elusive Mr. Wimbley
The Depressing Episode
- At the end of the episode, you'd expect the credits to be tearjerking as well. Instead, the credits shows the characters from the shorts doing rather hilarious things!
- Tiny Face: The father disco dances while his son plays the guitar.
- The Tree: Jimmy uses his noose as a swing.
- No Legs: The husband rocks out with his hairbrush and pull a rope which causes him and his wife to be splashed with water.
- Suicide Note: The boy dances with his deceased father in his coffin.
- The Bird: The boy and the bird dance in sync with each other.
- Peas: The peas dodge the old woman's fork in time with the music. They also have happy faces.
- Alone in the Universe: The man makes a snow angel next to his friend's grave.
Tub Boys
Episode Schmepisode
The Christmas Episode
