- Saffron, finding out Patsy was in the kitchen when it caught on fire. "She inhaled our kitchen!"
- Eddie and Saffron finally raid the unseen Serge's locked bedroom to find something, and accidentally come across Serge's hidden Porn Stash. When they start leafing through the stack of Playboys...Patsy: What year?
Patsy (more urgently): WHAT MONTH?!
- When Saffron finally flees to the safety of the university dorms, she's horrified by the rank amateurs at partying she's surrounded herself with.Saffron: Oh for GOD'S SAKE that roach isn't properly rolled tight!
Funny / Absolutely Fabulous