We, as humans, have Barbie dolls, so it's not that freaky!
Barbie dolls aren't very realistic though...
That's because she's obviously had work done.
Who said the Minifigs were realistic?
Lots of things are made from Lego bricks in the world. The stores probably sell bricks, studs, and the like, not minifigures. In fact, you can break some of the set boxes and they yield nothing but bricks.
Another possibility is that it's for the Minifigs what Rite-Aid, Walgreens, and the like are for us.
Just how is Vinnie Pappalardo going to react when he learns that his favorite new mook "Chasie" is a cop? note And he inevitably must find out; at the end of the story, Chase's grinning mug is all over the TV for having saved the city. For all our talk on how nice a guy Vinnie is, in the end he is still a Mafia don. Or, more to the point, a Mafia don stereotype. And one thing these Mafia don stereotypes take very seriously is the concept of loyalty and betrayal — especially if the betrayal is by someone close to him. Let's just say it's very likely that Vinnie will soon put Chase... ON ICE! (Hey Moe, they still give skatin' lessons down at the ice rink, don't they?)