Follow in the footsteps of Sodor's inhabitants by getting shit-faced drunk while reading about them.
- Take a shot if there's an Accidental Innuendo.
- Take two if the narrator doesn't comment on it.
- Take a shot if an engine gets drunk.
- Take two if it's Donald and Douglas.
- Take two if it causes an accident.
- Take a shot if Hatt loses it.
- Take a shot if either Percy or Edward are sarcastic, or generally acting like a Deadpan Snarker.
- Take a shot if Thomas says "balls".
- Take two if the specific phrase is "BALLS ALIVE!"
- Take a shot if an engine deliberately pronounces "rubbish" as "rabbish".
- Take two shots if it pisses off James.
- Take a shot if Bill and Ben burn something.
- Take a shot every time the Narrator states an obvious trait about one of the engines, and then pretends to give the reader a moment to "recover."
- Take a shot if the narrator ends the chapter with "Which just goes to show..."..and then promptly gives a noncommittal answer.
- Take a shot if an engine talks to the narrator.
- Take two shots if it's about an unflattering comment.
- Take a shot if Rheneas' blandness is mentioned.
- Take a shot if Oliver mentions that he escaped from scrap.
- Take a sip if Carlin swears.
- Take a shot if someone other than Carlin swears.
- Take two if it's Edward.
- Down your glass if Rheneas talks without saying either "golly", "gosh", or "gumpkins".
- Down a glass if a named character dies.
