Take a drink when...
Characters:
- Cloud:
- Has something bad happen to him through no fault of his own.
- Two drinks when it's his own damn fault it happened and he acknowledges it. Three if he doesn't.
- Only watches or listens what's going on without comment.
- Has something bad happen to him through no fault of his own.
- Gordon Freeman:
- Cleans his glasses.
- Smile-nods.
- Two drinks every time he makes a vocal sound.
- Technobabbles to explain the inexplicable things that happen.
- Rock swears using Isaac Asimov's name.
- Silver:
- Blames himself for something.
- 2 drinks if it wasn't directly his fault.
- Makes coffee.
- 2 drinks if it's not for himself.
- Gets injured.
- 2 drinks if the resulting injury leaves him at death's door.
- Cries.
- Down everything if he kills something.
- Blames himself for something.
- The Lodger:
- Is fucking bonkerpants crazy.
- Lodger Jr.:
- Says "sorry" or any variation thereof.
- Homura takes her surname too literally.
- Sayaka:
- has a run-in with a female character reminiscent of Kyoko.
- Goes crashing through a wall.
- Archer:
- Practices archery down in the firing range.
- Takes note of another person's weapon in the narration.
- Down the glass if/when he eventually produces a copy of it.
- Brews a pot of tea that nobody drinks.
- Drink a Long Island Ice Tea when somebody actually does.
- Suzy berates herself in the narration
- Alternatively, drink if Suzy sheds tears in any way
- Seralth acts like a confused animal/baby
- Take two if she actually helps out someone unintentionally
- Take three if she goes berserk and tries to murder/eat someone.
- Alternatively, drink twice if her draconian features (breath, claws, etc.) cause her to accidentally injure somebody.
- Take two if she actually helps out someone unintentionally
- Julie says something about not getting excited.
- For alcohol poisoning, take a sip every time Julie starts a sentence with "..." instead of a word.
- Natsu bugs someone by being Hot-Blooded.
- Two if it's Julie, Archer, or Homura.
- Two if he tries to start a fight over something miniscule.
- Roxas:
- Attacks something.
- Two sips if it's more powerful than him.
- Three sips if he attacks multiple things at once.
- If it actually gets someone hurt via collateral, finish your drink.
- Goes off on someone because of a perceived insult to Xion.
- If he uses a Cluster F-Bomb, take two sips.
- Three if it is mentioned that this is not Disney-approved.
- Attacks something.
- Xion:
- Faints.
- If she uses a Precision F-Strike, take two sips.
- Gespenst:
- Calls himself 'The Blade that Cleaves Evil'
- heavily damages himself over the course of a fight
- Tries to make a joke that falls flat on it's face
Events:
- Two drinks if the original player kills them off anyway.
- Get yourself wasted every time someone gets wasted.
- Somebody strikes a bargain with a more powerful being.
- Two if it backfires horribly and makes things worse.
- Three on the off-chance that it doesn't. (We're looking at you, Servants.)
- Two if it backfires horribly and makes things worse.
- Finish the bottle when Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way shows up, because you'll probably need it.
- Get drunk when someone in the room gets drunk
- A bunch of characters get powers/weapons/entities from one franchise in particular (like Stands, Personas, or Servants).
- For extra fun, drink every time one character gets one of these.
- And if two characters have an interaction based around mutually having one of them, showing them off to each other optional.
- For extra fun, drink every time one character gets one of these.
Meta:
- [[Jam's Kindle autocorrects a word into something funnier.
- Opera glitches up and does something odd to Game Spazzer's posts.
- Mobile Leprechaun has to hastily wrap up a conversation/plotbunny because she needs to leave quickly.
- Two drinks if it's because she has to go to class.
- Three if things were just starting to get interesting.
- Two drinks if it's because she has to go to class.
- Two drinks every time someone gets writers' block and has to abruptly stop posting because they ran out of ideas.
- Only one if it's Fergard Stratoavis.
- Someone jokingly makes a reference to TARDISES and/or his characters.
- A new person shows up for a while and is never seen again.
- Two drinks if they decide to stay.
- Three if they become a long-term fixture to the thread.
- Two drinks if they decide to stay.
- A player decides to sit out of the thread for a bit to avoid getting massively ninjad/puts their character(s in some cases) in "Relevant Mode" until they come back.
- Every time someone new joins as a "lovable asshole" OC that is not actually lovable and has travelled the multiverse and is therefore meta.
- Two if it's a canon character twisted into this.
- Every time someone fails to comprehend the title "Our Avatars Are In A Room Together" somehow.
- megarockman misreads someone else's post and has his characters act on it, causing a chain of events that had no business taking place.
- Take one drink for each conversation he is carrying out in excess of the number of characters he is playing.
- Boxen brings in a character that eventually stops being played in favor of another character being played at the same time.
- Or if he brings in characters for a future event but abandons it without warning before it's completed.
- foxmccloud4387 goes back and edits a post he's made.
- Two if the edit is done by the time another player has responded. Three if Fox goes back and restores his old post in a hurry. Four if he ends up creating a thing of edit tennis.
- Chug the bottle if he executes the lynchpin of a complicated plan involving his characters built on subtle hints dropped over hundreds of pages... and it just naturally flies over everyone's heads.
- Seer does something 2spooky4you
- Too Many Ideas is contradicted, and edits his post to say "MOVE ALONG CITIZEN."
- f1r3lemon has one of his characters cause an explosion.
- Another one if its done in the name of !!Science!! and !!Progress!!.
- Another one if its from an "accident".
