History WMG / TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames

[[WMG: Harkinian and Duke Onkled are the King and the Duke from TheAdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn.]]

* Probably around the first generation of games and media ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda LoZ]], [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink AoL]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989 the cartoon]], and [[ComicBook/TheLegendOfZelda the comics]]), since they all came out around then. The cartoon was caused by similar potion-induced dreams.

[[Website/{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] Ganon is the BigBad in VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns.

* "[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Mah boi,]] this Whopper's what all true warriors strive for!"

** That one's jossed. Watch the WebAnimation/YouTubePoop series "The King Wants Cheeseburgers".

** Technically, WebAnimation/{{YouTube Poop}}s are non-canon, so this wouldn't really make sense.

[[WMG: I wonder what's for DINNER.]]
Well? Does anyone know?
* [[IAmAHumanitarian MAH BOI.]]
* An Octorok!
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Steamed Hams.]]
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario Lotsa Spaghetti.]]
* And Toast.
* Your face. [[Film/{{Transformers}} Give me your face!]]
* '''''[[WorldOfHam HAM!!]]'''''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C55ooEq0Sts Actually...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tu0w1jC7po LUNCH]]
* [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS!]]
** PINESS!
* Bombs?
** [[FeedItABomb UH OH]]
** Rope?
*** Lamp oil?
*** YOU WANT IT?
*** It's yours
* There is no time for DINNER! Your sword is enough to eat.
* [[ShapedLikeItself Dinner?]]
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Your]] [[DoubleEntendre mother.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld Mashed potatoes.]]
* [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Pizza time]]!
* Ganon!
* I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
* My Lair?
* DIE!
* Mashed Link for the main course.
* DINNER is illegal, you know.
* [[VideoGame/PumkinLand NO! I don't want that! Give me the cheese]].

[[WMG: The CD-i games happened after [[Videogame/EarthBound Giygas]], spinning out of Ganon's control, ate Hyrule.]]
'''Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon...'''
....''one month later''....
'''Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon Gannon...'''

[[WMG: The birds are NOT, in fact, singing.]]
[[MemeticMutation It's a trap!]]

[[WMG: Ganon WILL in fact make your face the greatest in all of Koridai.]]
Unfortunately, you will still [[LargeHam DIE.]]

[[WMG: [[Literature/EndersGame Petra Arkanian]] is a descendant of the Harkanian royal family.]]

[[WMG: The Phillips CD-i never existed]]
It was just a simple flash/sprite scene joke claiming to be the worst Zelda game ever made. He made something out of old tv remotes, paid video games reviewers, and created several others like it just to keep up the charade.

And everyone bought it.

* Jossed. [[http://cgi.ebay.com/Philips-CD-i-Game-System-w-27-Games-7-Movies-cdi-NR_W0QQitemZ160409168486QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_Games?hash=item255921aa66]] [[http://cgi.ebay.com/Link-The-Faces-of-Evil-for-CD-i-Very-Rare-Zelda-Game_W0QQitemZ220562880964QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Vintage_Video_Games?hash=item335a9279c4]] [[http://cgi.ebay.com/Philips-CDI-CD-I-220-Remote-DVC-Discs_W0QQitemZ190377659504QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVideo_Games?hash=item2c53648c70]]

[[WMG: Hectan is an [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Angel.]]]]

[[WMG: Ikana Canyon is a destroyed Gamalon]]

[[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] Ganon is the BigBad in VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns.

* He perceives the people around him as stupid, foolish, and beneath him, and this is taken UpToEleven in his dreams. The ridiculous villains are all from his own imagination, of course.

* It would also explain why he's so damn ''[[UncannyValley creepy.]]'' I support this WMG.

* It's also why they're so [[UncannyValley hideous.]]

* Probably around the first generation of games and media ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda LoZ]], [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink AoL]], [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda the cartoon]], and [[ComicBook/TheLegendOfZelda the comics]]), since they all came out around then. The cartoon was caused by similar potion-induced dreams.

* These games came out before ''[=OoT=]'', so the king not appearing in that game is irrelevant. Before the CD-i games, the king of Hyrule appeared in ''VideoGame/{{Zelda II|TheAdventureOfLink}}'''s manual, the Creator/ValiantComics, and in [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda the the animated series]], where the name Harkinian comes from.

[[WMG: The CD-i games are a prequel to the [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda animated series]]]]

He just wants to make Link's face the greatest in [=KoriDIE=], but people make the assumption that he's not even good enough to improve his own face. Link's refusal of him was his RantInducingSlight.

[[WMG: CD-i Link is the daughter of the L Block and Luigi]]

* ''Zelda's Adventure'' is the Triforce of Power. It's just different, like how the Triforce of Power has lots of, well, power, but isn't used well and tends to get ignored almost as much as Courage. (Such as how YTP only uses the other two).

--> "Worthless [[{{Mondegreen}} Koreans]]!"

* [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Pizza time]]!

* ''Faces of Evil'' is the Triforce Of Courage, as Link has focus and Triforce and Link have not been temporarily seperated. Plus, Courage's usual trait of minimal notice manifests as the fact it's not referenced until Harkinian borrows it next game. Also, sometimes you'll need a bit of courage to look at some of the map. Eww.
* ''Wand of Gamelon'' is the Triforce Of Wisdom, as Wisdom makes an appearance, blatantly. Also, Zelda seems to be more intelligent than Link, and as it's her day in the sun, she is actually a core protagonist and doesn't have to waste much effort during the true boss fight and just skips to CHAINS! And the Book of Koridai also appears, which makes good sense to not risk things and just shoot him already.

When Link says he'll "grab his stuff" to go on his quest to defeat Ganon, Gwonam tells him, "There is no time! Your sword is enough." Link doesn't have his sword ''on'' him at the time, however, and since Link always pulls his stuff out of {{Hammerspace}} anyway, having Link take only his sword is an arbitrary limitation of his power. He ''wanted'' Link to lose. Gwonam's little scene at the end, in which he congratulates Link -- "The ''birds'' are singing!" -- is a cover-up for his hand in trying to defeat him.

* You are [[FandomEnragingMisconception GANNON-BANNED]].
** [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas What did Arcade do to you?]]

If I have heard correctly, there is a significant difference in size between Militron as seen in the cinematic and when he's fought. This can be explained easily. He simply has two differently sized mechs, otherwise identical in appearance. He usually rides the HumongousMecha simply for RuleOfCool and to intimidate the [[MemeticMutation worthless Koridians]], but he is aware that the mecha is too clumsy and unwieldy to successfully fight a single, small opponent, therefore he switches to the more practical PoweredArmor for the battle.

* This troper wants to see [[AmericansHateTingle Tingle]] talk almost entirely in Zelda CD-i quotes. It would either [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeem Tingle]] [[DiscreditedMeme or destroy the foundation of]] WebnAnimation/YoutubePoop. Either would be hilarious.

* You are [[FandomBerserkButton GANNON-BANNED]].

** Technically, YouTube Poops are non-canon, so this wouldn't really make sense.