History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2009Episodes

* Critic projectile-vomiting into a paper bag at the sound of the [[TastesLikeDiabetes kids' Christmas song]].

* "What do you want, a cookie?" It's just the way he says it and the scene that came before the line that just cracks me up.

* After a minor RelationshipWritingFumble between the two princesses, we cut to Calvin and King Arthur chewing gum. "What kind of sexual eroticism can we possibly get out of those two?"

* His summation of [[WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster Captain N]] and [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda Link's]] constant competing and trying to one-up the other.

** '''Critic:''' “Ha, ha! Take that, grill!” (gives a “what the hell did he do that for?”)

* His imitations of the main voice actor, eventually culminating in an enraged outburst.

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[[caption-width-right:350:Creator/{{Mako}} [[SacredCow can do no wrong! Hahaha... please don't kill us.]]]]

* His boggling over Edmund's line "I'm a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom fuwwy]]!"[[note]]Actually "[[{{Mondegreen}} all furry]]."[[/note]] as well as to the BigLippedAlligatorMoment later on.

* "[[{{Mondegreen}} Annie itchy oaky, Annie are you walkin', are you Wookie Annie]]"

* '''CAPTAIN N: THE [[{{Mondegreen}} GAY]] MASTER!'''

* During the climax when the mother has to decide whether to drop [[Creator/ElijahWood Mark]] or [[Creator/MacaulayCulkin Henry]], NC enters a gag where the mother compares the two actors' future careers to decide who to drop.

* Critic taunting the father in the beginning of the movie for his [[WhatAnIdiot attempt to keep the tornado from opening the door]]. Also [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Dorothy's]] short appearance there. "Damn you, cheap Yugoslavian padlock!"

* Superimposing a big red '''DOUCHE''' over the main character's father giving his brothers quite a lot of money, while giving Preston little to none. The father's reasoning ? Preston's brothers want to start their own business, while Preston himself doesn't. [[WhatAnIdiot Even though Preston is too young to do so, and that his brothers, despite wanting to open their own business, don't know how to operate a computer]]. "'''DOUCHE'''" indeed.

'''Critic!Dexter:''' And I ain't acting, I'm really going home. Fuck this movie.

-->'''Critic!Calvin:''' Be careful, I think there might be a baseball in there! It'll kill your family!

'''Critic!Katie:''' Help me!\\

'''Critic!Katie:''' Call the guards!\\

'''Critic!Katie:''' I'm worried about ''me'' you moron!\\

'''Critic!Katie:''' Don't leave me!\\

'''Critic!Katie:''' Help!\\

'''Critic!Katie:''' Oh my god, [[WhatAnIdiot what an idiot]]!

'''Critic!Arthur:''' Yes, we'll wait until he kills me in my sleep, murders my daughters, and takes my his place on the throne. And then... we'll really get him!

--->'''Critic!Arthur:''' Yes, it's all part of the plan. He wins the tournament, marries my daughter, rules the kingdom, and then... we spring into action!

-->'''Critic!Bunnie:''' I wish I had a one-eyed snake come after me! Too bad my vagina eats people. What with it being robotocized and all!

--> '''Critic!Cow:''' It's okay, they were taking me to UsefulNotes/McDonalds anyway!

-->'''Critic!Little girl:''' Waaaah, I've lost my ball! [[TemptingFate That's the worst thing that could happen to me on this trip!]]

-->'''Critic!God:''' God is not pleased with you Culkin, I will smite you before you make the Nutcracker movie! ''(Telephone pole falls)'' Film/GettingEvenWithDad? I'm getting even with ''you''! ''(Tree falls right in front of him)'' [[Film/TheGoodSon Good Son]]? Good bye! ''(He crashes into something and falls off the bike)'' Hahaha, I've got a million of them, I ''am'' God you know.

-->'''Critic!Ben:''' You cock-sucking shitwhore! I ought to knock your fucking ass back to Series/LaverneAndShirley, you dick-sucking fucktard!

''''Critic!Juice:''' [[WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest Don't make me sing about how I'm gonna eat ya.]]

'''Critic!Ice:''' Ya like that? Got that off [[WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}} The Disney Channel]].

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* The introduction to the main character, Shep Ramsay, which has clips of both Kitchen Nightmares and The Three Stooges.

'''Ramsay:''' [[SoundEffectBleep Fuck!]] Rinse it!\\
'''Critic:''' No no, not that Ramsay. This guy (panning shot of Shep Ramsay)\\
Hulk Hogan plays the superhero Shep Ramsay.\\

'''Critic:''' No no, not Chef Ramsay. Shep.\\

* The end of the review, where the annoying EarWorm from the 2005 adaptation plays, and when Critic yells for something else, first "It's A Small World", then the ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'' theme song, and finally the ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' theme song play. Quoting "WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck," Critic angrily insists that the person messing with the sound show himself, at which point the camera pans out and we find Douchey [=McNitpick=] pulling the strings.

'''Critic:''' You know, when you suddenly said we're having the other white meat, this isn't what I had in mind. And the number 1 joke to made about this scene is:\\

'''Winchell:''' Well... maybe we'll get lucky.

-->'''Bruce Willis:''' ... that a bird in the hand is always greener then the grass on the other guy's bushes.\\

-->'''Critic:''' I hope you enjoyed this journey of racist insensitivity. Allow us to replace the credits with the word "WE'RE SORRY" 100 TIMES!!!

'''Nerd''': ''And I... [[YourMom shit on your momma's face.]]''\\

* "We didn't care that they were hideous, mutated creatures. [[TakeThat We work with]] Music/CourtneyLove, [[TakeThat for crying out loud.]]"

* "Now, technically speaking, this is all opinion based... but I have an online show, which automatically means that my opinion is better than yours." {{Beat}} "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."

* The clips of Hitler with subtitles like "And don't forget the fries with that! God HELP you if you forget the fries with that!" and "First, we will make cheeseburgers, then we will make milkshakes. Heil Mondo Burger!"

'''Critic:''' Wrong movie.
'''Chick:''' Oh.\\

-->TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles! ''Giant reptiles talking about things! Expressing their emotions! And analyzing them! Tune in next week, when Donatello discovers he might have bipolar depression! Stay tuned!''

* Critic comments on some of the fan mail he got from irate {{Creator/Mako}} fans for making fun of Splinter's voice in the TMNT movie the previous week:

** The Critic's surprise that they somehow got Creator/{{Coolio}} to do the theme song.

-->'''Critic:''' Well, thank you, Mr. Pig, this frying pan well really help us out when we're [[CarnivoreConfusion cooking up some baco-uuuuuuuuhhhh-]][[LeftFielder on that note]], how about them {{bears|AreBadNews}}? [[NamesTheSame The team, not the ones that own the hardware store down the street.]]

-->"But ''surely'' you can't take something as ''silly''-looking as ''Robotnik'' and have him be the ''least'' bit intimida-- ''[[=SatAM=] Robotnik [[RedEyesTakeWarning pops up]]] '''''''[[OhCrap JESUS!]]'''''

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[[TakeThat So really, what's changed?]]