History Funny / TheNostalgiaCritic2009Episodes

* "Excuse me, I just walked in from WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda."

-->'''Ed:''' Why don't you want a partnership? Is it cause I'm black?\\
'''Critic:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny AAGH! A FUNNY JOKE!]]

Creator/ChrisCrocker yelling "Leave him alone!"

* ''"WHAT! NO! YOU'RE RAPING SPIDERMAN, YOU FUCKING FASCIST! LEAVE THAT AMERICAN ICON ALONE!"''

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** Later, when Roundtree's character mentions he especially likes [[IncrediblyLamePun Steel's weapon's shaft]], both the audience and Critic start booing him.

-->''"Wow. [[IncrediblyLamePun What an icehole.]]"''\\

* "Luckily, [[Series/{{MaxHeadroom}} Max Head]][[IncrediblyLamePun ache]] comes along..."

* Critic's reaction to [[WTHCastingAgency Abe Vigoda]]. "*RecordNeedleScratch, Critic waves his hand in a rewinding motion* Abe Vigoda, what are you doing?" Later: "Will someone ''please'' give Abe some direction? He's the funniest thing in this movie, and I don't even think he's supposed to be in it!"

* "This... is ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs cwack]]''."

** His wonderfully deadpan [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs "Movie, are you on drugs?"]]

* When Charlie Wilcox tries on Shep's armor, the Critic notes the crotch protector:

'''Charlie Wilcox:''' Does it have to be that way?

'''Shemp:''' Memememe\\

* His comments on the voices of VideoGame/MegaMan and VideoGame/KidIcarus.

* "When you wish upon a star... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} You turn into a fucking]] Franchise{{Transformer|s}}!"

* His review of ''[[Film/{{Transformers}} Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'' is a hilarious homage to his review of the first live-action ''Transformers'' movie... and is several minutes of pure Nerd-gasming. The icing on the cake of hilarity, however, is a cameo by none other than Chester A Bum.

* "My god, those [[{{Transformers}} TRANSFORMING]] robots are [[{{Transformers}} TRANSFORMING]] into some kind of [[RuleOfThree TRANSFORMED]] evil! I think they're called ……Franchise/{{Care|Bears}} [[SarcasmMode Bears]]!"

-->'''Critic:''' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Well, it's just about as consistent as]] ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs the rest]]'' [[MST3KMantra of this movie...]]

* "When you wish upon a star... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} You turn into a fucking]] [[{{Transformers}} Transformer]]!"

* "What can you say about the ''Film/{{Superman}}'' movies? I love all of them. Well, most of them. Well, some of them. Two of them."

''"Look at his hair! It's like a level from ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros.''!"''\\

'''Linkara:''' Next question, and this one's for the game! You're the Soviet Union. You're engaged in a UsefulNotes/ColdWar against the United States, and the [[{{PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower}} fear of mutually assured destruction via nuclear weapons is the only thing that keeps you and the US from engaging in combat with conventional weapons]]! Suddenly, Superman comes along and says he's gonna take away all your nuclear weapons! What do you do?\\

* "Hi, Mark." "[[Film/LiarLiar HOLY HELL!!!"]]

*** (Off screen) *Splat* "Stop throwing dough at me!" "Next, we throw bottles!" *Glass shatters*

* "Some doors are meant to stay shut." "[[AC:Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie.]]"

* The climax of the movie: "Hey, look, a pool!" "Let's jump in!"

* "Oh, I guess we're in the [[ArtShift promo for the Saturday morning cartoon now]]." "Why does this look like Creator/AndyWarhol's spit-up?"

* "[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment A big lipped—]]" "Don't—don't use that. If you point them all out, we're gonna be here all night."

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--->'''Chick:''' But then an alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Hexxus, putting that bumhole in his place.
--->'''Critic:''' Wrong movie.
--->'''Chick:''' Oh.

** The bit after the Chick invokes a BigLippedAlligatorMoment and plays a riff to herald it.

** The glowing holding-hands GRatedSex.
--->'''Chick:''' [[MisterSeahorse Now you're pregnant]].\\

** ''Don't you ever try to bring logic into this movie again! [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch This is FERNGULLY, BITCH!]]''
** (after a scene with two very small-brained birds asking for a password:) "Welcome to hell?" (awkward smile) "Don't eat shrooms?" (awkward smile)
*** Their expression when the two birds yell "Halt! Who goes there?" is priceless.
** "Isn't that right [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Jasmin]] - I mean Crysta. Maybe we should consult [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]] - I mean Batty. After all, that is why I'm [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Sultan]] - I mean king!... Which animated movie am I in again?"
** The following exchange:
--->'''The Elf King:''' Somehow, I thought [humans would] be bigger!\\

** "Oh! He raps!"
--->'''Chick:''' Listening to Creator/RobinWilliams rap is like listening to Music/{{Eminem}}, sung by M&Ms, while taking part in S&M.\\

** "Hooray! I'm back to normal! Except... (looks down pants) [[BigNo NOOOO!]]"
*** Plus the Chick looking down too and being disturbed.

* "Oh! Don't worry, not that late." "[[DeadBabyComedy I already had an abortion]]." Casper's facial reaction[[note]]O_O[[/note]] was priceless and then: "Okay that was a little disturbing" [[DudeNotFunny "WOW!"]] [[RefugeInAudacity "Just a little dark humor, I mean it's nothing about--"]] [[DudeNotFunny "WOW!"]] "Alright let's just move on!" [[DudeNotFunny "...you sicken me."]]

* "[[Film/RushHour Wassup, my niggaz?]]"

* "YouNeedToGetLaid, Ernest."

* The end of the review, where the annoying EarWorm from the 2005 adaptation plays, and when Critic yells for something else, first "It's A Small World", then the ''WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|1987}}'' theme song, and finally the ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'' theme song play. Quoting "WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck," Critic angrily insists that the person messing with the sound show himself, at which point the camera pans out and we find Douchey [=McNitpick=] pulling the strings.