History Funny / CinematicExcrement

'''Smeghead:''' ''[glares and points up at the caption]'' Hey, hey. I'm tryin' to be optimistic here, don't blow it!\\

-->'' Once more for the people in the back: [[MoonLandingHoax we did land on the Moon]], [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed [=JFK=]]], 9/11 was not an inside job, there are no microchips in the COVID vaccine, [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen The Olsen Twins]] [[Series/LastWeekTonight are not actually one person moving back and forth really fast]], and UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump lost the 2020 Presidential election.''

--->'''Smeghead''': Wouldn't you love to do business with ''Sacks'' Industries? You ''know'' [[IncrediblyLamePun they will always give you great sacks]]! (''[[LamePunReaction Boos can be heard]]'') Aw come on, you were all thinking it!

** While criticizing how disappointing Creator/WillArnett's performance as Vernon is, Smeghead gets heavily confused by the fact there is a scene where he is inexplicably preparing a mustard parmesan sandwich and wonders if this actually is a thing. (The description of the Vimeo upload notes that he was informed it was an ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' reference.)

** Upon learning that Creator/ChrisEvans is partly at fault for how annoying Johnny Storm was thanks to his [[ThrowItIn improvised dialogue]], Smeghead tells a picture of Evans as Johnny that he's the worst. The picture then morphs into Evans as [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Captain America]] and [[EasilyForgiven he instantly forgives him]].

--->'''Smeghead:''' This isn't the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]]! This is not the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]]! Hell, this movie wishes it was the Film/DarkUniverse! ''[RecordNeedleScratch]'' Ooh, [[InsultToRocks that might've been too far]]."

-->'' Once more for the people in the back: [[MoonLandingHoax we did land on the Moon]], [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed [=JFK=]]], 9/11 was not an inside job, there are no microchips in the COVID vaccine, [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen The Olsen Twins]] [[Series/LastWeekTonight are not actually one person moving back and forth really fast, and UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump lost the 2020 Presidential election.''

-->'' Once more for the people in the back: [[MoonLandingHoax we did land on the Moon]], [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald alone killed [=JFK=]]], 9/11 was not an inside job, there are no microchips in the COVID vaccine, [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen The Olsen Twins [[Series/LastWeekTonight are not actually one person moving back and forth really fast, and UsefulNotesDonaldTrump lost the 2020 Presidential election.''

** Initially at a loss to describe Creator/LaurenceOlivier's infamous {{Trope Namer|s}} performance for MoneyDearBoy, he eventually realizes it bears an unnerving resemblance to ''Creator/TommyWiseau'' in, yes, ''Film/TheRoom''.

'''Smeghead:''' Wait... Summit Entertainment? ''[the poster for ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' appears]'' Aw, ''hell'', it's the same guys who did ''Twilight''! ''[cut to Smeghead, who raises his palms]'' Wait, wait, wait... ''[puts his fingers to his temples]'' Let's... try to keep an open mind here... ''[shrugs]'' Everybody makes mistakes... ''some'' bigger than others... but... that doesn't mean ''every'' movie they put out is crap. Maybe ''Twilight'' was just a fluke. A momentary... lapse in judgement on their part. ''[thinks, smiles]'' Yeah. Okay, I feel better now.\\

* ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]]'':

** Smeghead's celebration at the end of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2'' for finishing the entire ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' saga.

* Him making up his own subtitles for the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros'' animated film. He even admits that he just couldn't resist doing it.

* The two-part tenth anniversary review of the 1990s ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' trilogy opens with a hilarious parade of {{Sound Defect}}s:

--->'''Smeghead:''' This isn't the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]]! This is not the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]]! Hell, this movie wishes it was the Film/DarkUniverse! ''[RecordNeedleScratch]'' Ooh, that might've been too far."

-->This video may contain images of [[Creator/JennyMcCarthy a prominent]] [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories anti-vaxxer]].\\\

** Smeghead opens with a bit of in-universe NamesTheSame:

* From ''Film/Movie 43''

* The hilarious meta joke for the ''Movie 43'' review where he implements an ad break into the review.
%%* "This isn't the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]]! This is not the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]]! Hell, this movie wishes it was the Film/DarkUniverse! ''[RecordNeedleScratch]'' Ooh, that might've been too far."
%%Which review is this from? This has insufficient context as written.

** When he's discussing Greene's plan to [[IdiotPlot build condos in the Arctic]]:

* "This isn't the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]]! This is not the [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse DCEU]]! Hell, this movie wishes it was the Film/DarkUniverse! *RecordNeedleScratch* Ooh, that might've been too far."

* In his commentary for ''Princess of Mars,'' he talks about ex-porn star Traci Lords who was underage and pretended to be 18 [[YoungerThanTheyLook (though she did look 18 at the time apparently)]]. When she was found out, many in the porn industry were scared because technically, they commited statutory rape and distributed child pornography. As Sean put it:

** While criticizing how disappointing Creator/WillArnett's performance as Vernon is, Smeghead gets heavily confused by the fact there is a scene where he is inexplicably preparing a mustard parmesan sandwich and wonders if this actually is a thing.

'''Smeghead:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... ''[the music fades out]'' Good answer, but... not what I'm lookin' for. ''[thinks]'' Uh... okay, let's try this again. What do you get when you combine sword and sorcery with science fiction, and then... crank the stupid UpToEleven?\\

* From the ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' review (in which Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger is credited as "Arnold Strong"): "[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] strong! You, weak!"

'''Smeghead:''' YOU '''[[WhatAnIdiot IDIOT]]'''!!!

** When the characters go to get Jem's earrings from Erica's office, he comments that the safe's password is [[WhatAnIdiot Erica's name]]. Smeghead says [[SureLetsGoWithThat that seems believable]]. [[SubvertedTrope He then explains that he actually does believe it]], since he worked in computers for years and says that [[TruthInTelevision people come up with stupidly obvious passwords]].

* From the ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' review (in which Creator/ArnoldSchwartzenegger is credited as "Arnold Strong"): "[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] strong! You, weak!"

* From the ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' review: "[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] strong! You, weak!"

** He finds Creator/ChristopherLloyd's cameo where he shouts out gibberish for no apparent reason so funny, it becomes his ringtone. And remains as such for several ''years'' afterward.

** When Smeghead recognises Cloris Leachman, [[Film/YoungFrankenstein a horse whinnying]] immediately follows. So begins the "[[MoneyDearBoy Celebrities who need a paycheck]]: (number here)" RunningGag.

** After discussing the outrage around Michael Bay being involved, Smeghead clarifies he was only a producer and the actual director was Jonathan Liebesman, though people were still concerned.

** While criticizing how disappointing Creator/WillArnett's performance as Vernon is, Smeghead gets heavily confused by the fact there is a scene where he is inexplicably preparing a mustard parmesan sandwitch and wonders if this actually is a thing.