We try to kill SCP-682

Result: QUICK! PRESS THE RESET BUTTON! THE TWO OF THEM HAVE TEAMED UP AND ARE COMING THIS WAY!

Test: Put SCP-682 on Death Battle. It probably won't kill him, but it'll be fun to watch.

Result superman got STOMMPED!

Test: The Foundation has gotten some help form the Imperium of man.

"We shall kill this spawn of chaos. . . For the Emperor! "

edited 22nd Dec '16 3:12:03 AM by vjoi

Result: After a long and protracted battle, 682 managed to terminate 1,400,000 Imperial Guard soldiers, 1,250 Space Marines of various chapters, and 23,000 Sisters of Battle. Reset button used before Exterminatus could be initiated.

Test: Shoot it lots with Carbonadium bullets. (Forgot where they're from, but carbonadium negates a Healing Factor.)

Carbonadium is from Dragon Ball Multiverse.

EDIT: Nevermind, confused it with carbonite. The result stays the same however.

Result: SCP-682 dies for real. However, its life force turns out to be connected to the universe itself, so we barely had enough time to activate the reset button before we disappeared with the rest of the universe.

Test: Send an armed task force back in time to late 1940's ~ early 1950's Japan to see if SCP-682 is the secret inspiration to all of the Godzilla films.

edited 23rd Dec '16 1:40:18 AM by TheGamechanger

(No, it's from Marvel, I'm pretty sure.)

( No problem.)

edited 23rd Dec '16 1:43:17 AM by PastryPerson

(Thanks for the heads up, I confused it with a something with a similar name. Edited the post to fix that mistake)

Result: Shortly after 682 appeared, it began destroying large parts of Tokyo. However, Godzilla showed up and the two proceeded to have an epic battle for Japan.

Addendum: Godzilla is dead.

Test: Use the reset button, but modify it so that 682 doesn't reappear.

Result: SCP-682 doesn't appear when the reset button is pressed, but neither does our reality. We just created our own doomsday weapon, and we just activated it. *EVERYONE DIES*

Somewhere in an alternate dimension, an alternate universe SCP Foundation is performing tests on SCP-682.

Test:

Dr. Daft: "Let's put a pregnant woman in SCP-682's chamber and see what happens."

Result: [TEST CANCELLED ON O5 REQUEST]

Addendum: [TEST CANCELLED ON EVERYBODY'S REQUESTS]

Test: On a similar note, as you just gave me an idea, place SCP-231 in the same room as 682. It won't kill 682, but terminating 231 will be worth the missed opportunity.

Result: SCP-682 destroys SCP-231.

Test: Have SCP-682 be DLC for Monster Hunter. Several of the monsters there are eldritch beings themselves, so SCP-682 would fit right in.

Result: 682 is now a monster in Monster Hunter. Problem: This did nothing to the real world 682.

Test: Put 682 in the Pandorica. If it ever breaks out, it'll have to deal with an Enemy Mine between the Doctor, the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Sontarans, the Church of the Mainframe, etc, etc.

ROUND 1: FIGHT!

Bump.

Result: SCP-682 escapes, manages to team up with the Daleks and the Cybermen, and their combined strength ensured their victory over the others.

Test: Make a clone of Dr. Bright and combine the clone with SCP-682.

Result: SCP-682 is now a massive Rules Lawyer. This impresses nobody.

Test: Put SCP-180 on a Zen Buddhist monk, then use the strongest non-anomalous adhesive available to the Foundation to attach SCP-180 to SCP-682.

Edit: Yes, remove SCP-180 from the Buddhist first.

edited 24th Dec '16 10:46:05 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: SCP-682 is now a Knight Templar Well-Intentioned Extremist Buddhist.

Test: Ask SCP-682 for a restaurant recommendation. Test was proposed by Dr. Bright.

OOC: That's cheating and you know it.

Result: SCP-682's initial response was unintelligible, but it later responded with words to the effect of "Humans are tasty.", then proceeding to try to consume D-299-7632, the one who asked it. Further questions to this effect are automatically declined.

Test: Rename SCP-682 to SCP-[NUMBER REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST], then introduce it to SCP-233. The resulting interaction should destroy SCP-682.

Addendum: Don't literally rename it to "SCP-number redacted etc etc". You know what I mean.

edited 24th Dec '16 11:14:51 AM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: SCP-233 attacked SCP-682, but SCP-682 responded by assimilating SCP-233 into its body.

Test: Put Bowser Jr. in SCP-682's chamber, who was obtained by Dr. Bright from dimension SCP-[REDACTED]. It's not like his father is going to find out about this.

Result: He did find out and now were fucked!

Test: COLLIPSEING STAR ROARING CANNON!

edited 24th Dec '16 12:45:18 PM by vjoi

Result: O5 wan't sure what you meant by that. Test postponed until you say what exactly you want us to do.

Test: Feed it instances of SCP-156. That way we won't have to actually deal with the damn thing all year (and maybe use it for target practice while it's out, or something).

Result: A year passes and SCP-682 returns to normal.

Test: Take SCP-682 to a room as far away from us as possible, and temporarily lift up SCP-682 and hold it in place while it's inside the room. Use a Portal Gun to make a portal directly above SCP-682 and a portal directly below it. Then once everyone is far enough away from the portals release SCP-682 so that it falls into the portals creating an infinite loop.

edited 25th Dec '16 10:44:14 PM by TheGamechanger

Result: Failure. We are unable to attain any technology from Group Of Interest "Aperture Science".

Test: Toss it into the Void Core so it disintegrates.

Result: We've disintegrated it how many times by now, and you still expect it to work?

Test: Transport it to Another Dimension, then initiate a ZK-Class Reality Failure event in the other universe.

Dr. [DATA REDACTED]: If that doesn't kill this thing, NOTHING can. Fire in the hole!

edited 26th Dec '16 6:43:30 PM by TheSaintOfAllTropers

Result: Test cancelled. We don't do things like that to avoid it adapting.

Test: Use the Scanner from Subnautica to get data on it, then do whatever it describes. It may be the only way to figure out its weakness.

edited 26th Dec '16 7:38:46 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny

Result: The scanner refused to give any information. Approximately 4 minutes after scanning, the scanner began to emit smoke. 682 was reportedly amused by this.

Test: Have it fight the Phyrexians. Hopefully -1/-1 counters and poison counters should be able to bring 682 down.

Failing that, there are a lot of phyrexians, and Nicol Bolas and Yawgmoth are there.

Bump.