Weird dreams

I can't help but notice that in my dreams, if I watch any sort of video, there's something like a 30% chance that it'll wind up being a screamer or cut to the Klasky Csupo Robot logo for no reason.^note In the case of the Klasky Csupo Robot logo, that was more common back when I was little and terrified of the logo. Not so much anymore, as I've gotten used to it.

Case in point: A dream I had last night came to an abrupt end when I was watch some sort of video and suddenly it cut to a fat bald guy's face whose eyes and mouth were being forced open Clockwork Orange-style with a loud shriek. It startled me so much that I woke up. Interestingly, when I went back to sleep and started having another dream, at some point I walked into a room where people were trying to scare their friends with the same exact screamer prank. (I didn't go to look, though.)

Don't remember much from last night apart from sitting in a flying car while holding a stick of butter that a rainbow was shooting from...until the rainbow got caught on some power lines and burned up from the electricity.

Probably the first flat-out surreal dream I've had in a while.

I jus had a weird dream this morning, and I want to type it up while I still remember it.

In the dream, I had extended family over, including my tomboyish female cousin who's in the Air Force. We were playing with our neighbors across the street, who in this dream were totally different people than they actually are in real life. Somehow, we found out that our neighbors had their house broken into, and the people who did it apparently were drug dealers judging by the fact that they left information on the computer about drugs and targets and people (who were nowhere near New Jersey) to rob.

On that logic, we made a deal with our neighbors to take their computers to the police since they were evidence of a crime. Some of these computers were large and heavy, and I had to walk a long distance to the police because apparently no-one thought to use a car.

Also in the dream, the neighbors and my extended family were all playing together wildly, some game of war. I walked out of my house to see my female cousin and an elderly grandmother from the neighbors' family (again, the "neighbors" are all made up and are not my real neighbors) hiding and waiting to strike members of the other team - the grandmother was wielding a large shovel.

The dream ended when, in the neighbor's house, I tried to go upstairs but found any paths I could take blocked with bottles of supplements that I had to crawl through - and I'm not talking staircases, but rather, tunnels I'd have to crawl through. Somehow the absurdity of it all was the tipoff that I was dreaming.

Last night: It started off with me pulling out a sleeping bag and taking a nap in a grocery store for some reason. When I woke up, my mom found me and told me we were going to go to the beach (again?) and we hopped in the car and started heading that way...and then for some reason the dream became a Metroid-Frozen mash-up with a little bit of WALL•E mixed in. (There were towers of junk everywhere.) There was a fight between Snowflake and Ridley in the sewers, and Snowflake wound up winning by gobbling Ridley up. This, for some reason highly upset Samus, who admitted she always loved Ridley (huh?) despite the fact that he killed her parents. Then I woke up in the sleeping bag at the store, and then woke up again for real.

I had some kind of really weird South Park related dream, and I really wish I could remember the actual plot of it aside from someone (I think Cartman) had a time machine.

I had a dream about an alcoholic Rick Grimes. Curiously, there were no walkers around - the biggest problem was Rick and his crazy.

Last night I dreamed that my father asked me to buy some sweet bread, I went on foot to a bakery that is a few streets southeast of my house. The waiting line in the payment area was very long so I decided to wait until it reduced so I could ask for the bread (I didn't want it to cool during the wait). I sat on a corner that had some products and fell asleep. Here's the shocking part: I appeared to barely see with my eyes what looked like my bed, and I was like a unmovable stone onto it; either I was having a dream paralysis (thus being half-awake) or I never went to the bakery and just fell asleep before even leabing the house.

Either way, I didn't wake up completely yet so I returned to the dream. There was no waiting line anymore, but I couldn't remember what I had to buy: Whether it was salted bread or sweet. So I had to return empty-handed to the house and tried to explain my father what happened. Then my uncle appears and tells me he had already bought some supplies anyway, including bread of both flavors. I was annoyed that my trip was in vain so I went to my room and sunk myself into the bed just like in the paralysis scene.

As I tried to sleep, I was hearing the rest of my family taking away a snake that was in the yard. Since I'm veeeery afraid of snakes, I quickly went out of my room to make sure there was nothing weird, but then in the hall I saw a large group of ants carrying the corpse of a cat and the corpses of its children. My uncle told me not to approach them because those were almost eaten by the snake. I woke up horrified.

I was playing a game that seemed to be a weird mix between We Didn't Playtest This At All, Cards Against Humanity, Homestuck roleplaying and watching a movie. It was halfway between "on the internet" and "in real life", and was played with cards that were also magazines. That makes no sense, but it's the closest I can approximate it. I came up with a really good strategy for playing Feferi, but when I woke up I realized that game didn't exist and was too surreal to invent.

All I can remember from the dreams I had last night was that a fight between two groups of people with varying opinions was stopped by a guy coming out of the closet, and Finn, Jake, and the Ice King were at my house trying to stop Peridot from crashing a (rather small) emerald meteor from crashing into my house.

Someone criticized how I used tissues.

I was ashamed.

Last night I had a dream I was older and surviving in the robot apocalypse- except everything looked fine, just less people and more Terminators (also holy hell they are terrifying in dreams, no wonder James Cameron had one in a nightmare).

I befriended a benevolent masked robot who had a deep voice and extra armor. Why he had the mask, I wasn't sure. Yet.

Some point we ended up in an abandoned YMCA/gym with other survivors. They said they were holed up there due to Terminators chasing them. They were looking for some MacGuffin that could shut off the Terminators for good. Then the robots in question barged in and killed the survivors. I ran off with my robot, but holy shit it was terrifying. The red eyes. The hell-skull faces.

Somehow we escaped and had a talk. The robot wanted to find the MacGuffin, even though he was a Terminator himself, and would be deactivated. Then he asked me "Would you still like me if I took off the mask?"

I was like, "Um, sure. Why?"

Then he took it off, along with the extra armor to reveal he was T-800. I figured in-dream he was masked because the other killer robots were trying to kill him, as he wanted to find out how to stop them. He was also afraid of endangering me, so.

Then I guess we were going to take a break from running in a forest shack where things got uh... Saucy. It ends after that.

Yes. I did the dirty with a terminator. Given it's 90's Schwarzenegger, it wasn't unbearable. But what the hell. Also this had a coherent plot considering my other dreams.

"Your Mom likes cheese puffs!" was a new meme. Somehow.

There was a lot more to it than that but that's the only bit that sticks out.

Other dream was something about my dad (and my mom who was still alive, alive again, visiting from the afterlife, or something) were moving and I was asking why I had to move with them when I had my own apartment and we were still keeping the same business and thus I had no reason to move.

Last night, I was witnessing a Super Smash Bros tournament (it was based on Melee, going by the graphics and there were no characters from Brawl and 4 in it.) Odd, as I haven't played Melee in god knows how long. It was crazy! There were numerous things thrown around.

For some reason, it made me so sick that I ended up puking in the bathroom sink. And then I woke up. What the fuck was that about?!

I remember there was one time where during a dream, my nose started bleeding profusely from both nostrils. I panicked and woke up expecting to have made a huge mess on myself and my bed...but upon waking up my nose was fine and everything was clean as a whistle. "Huh...?!" I said.

-Moi on Reddit, 2015

I went into an abandoned house full of runaway teens who became my friends, this bit is fuzzy, then I left my cousin behind. When I came back it was a grassy paddock with hundreds of people all with brown hair and blue eyes. My cousin was wearing an Aquarius symbol so i somehow mistook him for Eridan from Homestuck. lol idk

Edit: At one point I found some candy corn under a bench.

Second edit: In another dream of the same night, I was in a gigantic, ornate cathedral and someone was preaching abstinence until marriage, they said that love has seven stages, each of which was represented by a heart-shaped jewel. Then, some girls were singing while sitting on a gigantic cross-shaped casket apparently representing marriage, then I started browsing this wiki (maybe on a phone or something, idk) and materialized a black and red reindeer on a leash which was apparently from a movie after reading an example involving it. Suddenly, the structure of the cathedral ceiling and walls resembled a giant upside-down fishbowl and I remembered something from the example- the reindeer could walk vertically and upside-down on a "sky dome" called the Planet in its movie, if it was pushed towards the start of its upward side. There was suddenly a grassy strip on one wall, I pushed the reindeer towards it, it walked, and continued around the roof. I seemingly had no reason for this.

edited 22nd Jul '15 6:24:18 PM by SmartGirl333

I now know how it feels to be Ryou Bakura! Because I had a sleep paralysis nightmare thing where I WAS Ryou Bakura!

Usually when I dream of being a character I retain some semblance of myself, but this time it was like the me that was me didn’t exist. I kept having to reorient myself–my consciousness kept fading in and out at first–and every time I 'woke up' I said "Ryou Bakura" as if to remind myself that was who I was.

Of course, the Spirit of the Ring was around, too. That was what made things a nightmare. Time kept shifting around, fast forwarding and even rewinding for a few seconds, and his presence grew ever stronger the more it happened. I looked at the ceiling and saw my own shadow, but it wasn't mine; it was his, and kept darting around. My game systems kept falling apart in my hands and I saw him out of the corner of my eye.

Over time he materialized enough for me to see him–I don't remember what outfit or color eyes he had, just that he was–and he said something and made me lift my chin with my own hand to stare into his eyes. He reminisced about a great castle he ransacked some time ago, which was apparently how he saw KaibaCorp, because Toei Kaiba was out to get us or more accurately me. Bakura even had a little diorama and reenacted whatever he did. That part was really fuzzy.

The dream ended when he was close enough to touch me physically–nothing bad, just clapping me on the shoulder, grabbing wrists, that kind of thing. Every time he did my real-life body shuddered and shivered, like electricity ran through it or my entire body was asleep like an asleep limb. He whispered something about "10 o' clock is when we say our goodbyes." I saw myself, Ryou, in a mirror and asked hopefully if that meant he'd leave me alone. He gave me the darkest grin I’d ever seen. "Now why would you think I meant that?"

He flicked my neck with a finger and thumb, and I jolted so badly from his touch I woke up. As it turns out I really, really had to use the bathroom. After doing that, I asked my mom, who was awake, what time it was.

She said 10 o'clock. On the nose. So I woke up at around 9:58.

MY BLADDER SAVED MY LIFE, GUYS

I had a weird one last night/this morning.

There was this bizarre option on Google Earth that allowed you to for some reason have spiders and scorpions show up at random parts of the maps, and they were always the same size no matter the distance you zoomed in or out. Then it got weird when one of the spiders crawled out of the screen and bit my leg. It was hard to get it off, like getting rid of a tick. Then there were similar spiders and scorpions all over my room, which was for some strange reason back in the basement. I managed to get rid of them by turning the option off (even though the dropdown menu looked more like one from a Mac program than a Windows one). They disappeared, and then I saw this on the table.

Last night: Just one random thing after the other:

• First, a mass body-swapping occurred between me, my grandparents, my siblings, an owl, a Goodra, and Garnet...but it apparently was all taking place in a Tamagotchi-like device.
• I was taking a bath in a huge bathtub and a pirate ship was in it with me. It was captained by a bunch of Funny Animal reptiles in pirate clothes.
• I was racing on Rainbow Road (the version in Mario Kart Wii) with everyone, and I crashed my cart. Everyone got out of their karts and Diddy Kong tried to knock me off the track. (The jerk...) Also, one of the pirate lizards from earlier took a knife to the face.

where you watching that one cg donkey kong tv show from back in the day?

i had a dream where i was stuck in a movie, rex dart: eskimo spy

and i hid in the trunk of the spy car, it was bigger on the inside.

I dreamed that I was at a science expo with buildings made of cardboard, but I was bored so I decided to LARP as a supervillain's sidekick (The supervillain was a lego minifigure for some reason and had another sidekick with a resemblance to Shego. He also had a power related to slowing down time; despite that, we could all fly really fast). We rehearsed to pull down one of the walls and fly away, and eventually did. I hid in the spectator stands, I learned why there was a black velvet book at an exhibit I was at previously- someone (one of my real life friends) had written "BITCH" in blue permanent marker on it so the owner had extremely fluffy black velvet installed on the covers (gotta love dream logic). There was a lot more to this dream but it's too abstract to write in words right now- I know that Photoshop, a horse, and cleaning products each played entirely separate but prominent roles; but that's all I can remember.

edited 26th Jul '15 1:06:42 AM by SmartGirl333

Though not as weird as the dreams mentioned here, last night, I dreamt that we overslept and missed the fun run because my alarm didn't sound off. I swore that I set it the night before, but apparently, I forgot to add the alarm sound.

And then I woke up. At 3:45AM.^note The run was this morning (GMT+8).

Last night I dreamed that I was walking on a lively plaza in a city during night (usually, when I have dreams set at night or early morning, the sky isn't dark but rather very starry and with an indigo/deep blue color), and I approached a very beautiful fountain. Close to that was a wooden bench with a couple taking selfies and kissing each other. Next scene in the dream, I go to the bathroom and find the handwash's tap open, I close it. I then go to the kitchen and the dishwasher's tap was open too, so I closed it. I couldn't keep away from my mind the image of the couple so I returned to where I was sleeping. The last thing I remember from the dream is that I was in the road leading to an airport, but I was unable to go anywhere since no one was driving nearby.

At some point last night I dreamed there was a state in the US called: "Desichusetts" or something like that. I found out because a Mii that popped up on Streetpass was apparently from there.

Last night, I dreamed that my best friend and I discovered a magic table that would combine two things placed on it. I placed a glowing green orb, and was about to place a glowing purple one on the table. Suddenly, my best friend throws a french fry on the table. I vividly remember shouting, "No! We could've made immortality or something!". The two objects then turned into a magic chicken named Henita.